That guy who eats between sets

>that guy who does pendlay rows bouncing the weight off the floor each rep

Use meme arrows

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That's me I eat a pb&j and a banana after my compounds and a protein shake after my accessories. I've gained 60 pounds this year still relatively lean, get fucked faggot.

>that guy who exists between sets

>that guy who can only exist between sets

how else am I gonna know how long I've rested between sets?

>that guy who spends 20min talking to manager over some bullshit while others need to talk for advice

I use the song method of waiting for the end of each song before lifts.

>that guy who checks who is looking at him before a heavy set

>that guy who lifts at a gym that has a manger instead of a gym king

>he doesn't have a gym Pope

>that guy who violently shakes the bar before lifting it

>Posting are Nige while being a papist
Feck off, you fenian bastard.

He doesn't have 9 gym representatives and a fitness priest

>he doesn't have a gym sultan

>his gym isn't led by a tribunal of living gods

>that guy who only exists for sets

>that guy who makes sculptures of himself instead of just taking selfies

>the guy who both is eternally between sets

>Not having a gym Emperor

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>that guy who kills jokes on Veeky Forums between sets

>that guy who spends 40 minutes doing weird stretches before starting some simple bodyweight exercise

>That guy who thinks everyone in Veeky Forums has the same sense of humour as them

There was no joke in the first place

>that guy that goes to the water fountain between sets to creep on girls.

me

>that guy who /sip/s between sets

>that guy who carries a notebook and pen around

#43357743
hey screw you man I need to record my progress

>that guy who smokes between sets

>tfw home-gym
>tfw literally time my rests between sets by smoking a cig

This is what I do, except I check [spoiler]twitter[/spoiler] for some lewd or funny tweets, or /v/ for some vidya discussion. Also my way to time my 1-2 minute resting time.

enjoy your tar lungs you retard

I am, chicks dig the smoking and guys think I'm tough - plus the extra-chewy loogies mean I save tons of money on gum.

I record my gains on my phone and I am paranoid people will think I'm fucking around.

Hello fellow /m/an. Glad to see you are bettering yourself.

>that guy who changed out the water in the water fountain with sips

what are you 13????

I was mocking his 13yo-tier chiding of other peoples vices by affecting a 13yo demeanor, but that obviously went over your 13yo head!!!!

you recognize it as a vice but don't have enough self control to quit lol
everyone thinks you smell like shit

No, up until you enlightened me I thought smoking was really healthy and financially sound. Do you think that eating pizza, drinking alcohol and lifting heavy weights might also not be the ideal path to maximum longevity? You really got my noggin going now.

same argument applies to all vices, junk food, alcohol, sloth, gambling, what is your point , let peopel do what they want you condescending cunt

>calling lung butter gum

>that guy who doesn't shower before going to the gym

seriously though, get your shit together

>calling bronhii taffy lung butter

>That guy who writes in his notebook after completing a set

>showering before gym just to shower again right after
know how I know someone else pays your water bill for you

I pay it myself, fuck you.

DELETE NOW

>that guy who works out between sets

>he'd rather stare at people or into the void like an autist than look like a normal person with a life

Focus on your breathing
Or are you taking 3 minute breaks beyween sets?

>that guy who rests between sets

>That guy that watches his gf lift between sets. Stop hogging the squat rack

Tfw Veeky Forums Is blocked on my gyms wifi. Reception in weightroom is spotty and non existent in locker room, so I gotta use it.

>that guy who makes selfies of himself instead of just taking sculptures

Get a wrist watch

>stare into the void
there's nothing wrong with this r-right?

>He's not the current gymperor
wtf pleb

>that guy who brings a tub of spinach to eat between sets and offer to other people while they workout.

not memeing. he exists.

I-I'm just taking note of my reps and lifts

>can't greentext anymore
>can't view more that 5 threads a day
>have to take 10 captchas for every reply I write
>every picture is replaced by an image of moot laughing at me

Damn I miss my Veeky Forums gold® account privileges :(

> tfw gym is going through the French revolution
> gym King has been squat-guilliotined this Wednesday after a farce trial
> his head hanging from the lat machine is starting to stink

I'm not complaining but it's like the third time this year

Am I laffin

Glad to see I'm not the only one paranoid about it, lel

No you're making sexually explicit drawings of all the people around you. I know your kind, everybody else knows too.

>that guy who breathes between sets

>that guy who comes to the gym just to control his wife
>just walks around and does random curls from time to time while she's trying to achieve some ass
>btw is shorter than her

>that guy who doesn't clean out the gymp once he's done his nut-buster sets

>that guy who wears jewelry at the gym

>not wearing your lucky Shlomo during lifts

>autist stare in front of yourself between sets
>don't register anything, thinking about anime tiddies or some shit
>local butt-buccaneer body-builder across the gym thinks you are staring at him
>he mistakes your slack-jawed self-loathing grimace for lust
>after your workout he is waiting for you in the showers
>you manage to shout out "no homo," but he only says "of course"
>to distract yourself from the pain of having your asshole resized you imagine it's a futa cat-girl doing the bowel plumbing
>go home a changed person
nothing wrong at all

>that guy who does dips

gotta buy a Veeky Forums gold account

>not having a grand counsel of gym elders

im the biggest guy in the gym tho

>that guy who vomits during reps

>no gold account

gonna need proof, post carbon-dated statue

>People itt implying greetext no longer works or something

>that guy who reads his copy of starting strength 3rd edition between sets.

>That guy who smiles in between sets

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>that homeless guy who sleeps on the bench press

>blocking fit
Why even stay?

I do that :(
>but at least I can green text

delet
youtu.be/TN29zjT3tcY?t=2m15s

>I save tons of money on gum.

who fucking showers before a workout?

>That guy who jawns between sets

me