That's it I give up. I wanna start doing roids. What am I expecting for the first month I'm in on them?

I think I might need to see a shrink. I've taken loads of caffeine and I still don't want to do anything and just lay in bed. This is why I was talking about taking roids

You might be depressed kiddo.

But seriously - look for something with DMAA in it. It will change you.

Thanks for looking out broseph

that girl is like 14

would that stop you?

you don't start feeling it until 5-6 weeks in so nothing really

first of check hormone levels what you describe sounds like a case of low T

That's not really true though. It all depends on what he's running.

EQ? He's not gonna feel that for weeks.

Tren? He'll feel that the first shot.

So what happens if I do have low T? Does the doc prescribe me testosterone or calls me a pussy and to leave?

t. idiot redditor that never ran anything himself

what kind of retard starts tren first cycle

For how many years have you been lifting?

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I didn't say he should run it or it's not stupid to run it the first cycle.

I'm just saying, he'll fucking feel the tren long before he's on it for 5-6 weeks.

topkek

On 11th cycle currently.

Im 24 now but I started lifting from age 14 all the way to 19. Now i just randomely start and burn out because of external things

op is talking about his first cycle

If your goal body is like pic related then you don't really need gear., just work out, cardio to stay lean and eat lots. Side effect from gear isn't really worth it. You may experience balding, worsening of your pre existing condition and most common one, ED.

well you can go on TRT most doctors will give you hard time to prescribe you TRT though , eg even if your testo is like 250 ng/Dl witch is needs treatment the dog will bust you balls cause its still above the limit witch is 200

haha let me know how that gear treats you

No shit?

If you read his posts, he shouldn't even be thinking about doing a cycle.

>1st month

Literally nothing. Doesn't kick into gear until week 5.

I dont get why ppl care about balls shrinking, I'm on roids rn and couldnt care less about my balls

Forgot pic

Well that's because most people like to have sex with women and women like balls.

> pre-workout
How are people still falling for this meme

oh.. right..

> women like balls
Dude, women like dick. Innie balls look alpha af and are vastly superior to outie balls which hang down past the tip of your pecker.

if your only reason to roid is to impress girls I urge you to strongly reconsider

I would be lying if part of that wasn't true but it's mostly because I feel like I've lost a massive amount of my self esteem as I let myself go and can't even get up some mornings because of it

>always fatigued and lack of strength to do physical exercise
Check your sleep. Need 8 hours/night of *quality* sleep.

>he thinks going from 400-900ng of test to 5000ng of test doesnt do anything until 5 weeks XD

youtube.com/watch?v=7OWaBD9UI9Y

Rich Piana was a retard

> past the tip of your pecker.

Dicklet

Yeah I’ve just realized I have minor sleep apnea and it’s really killing me. Going to invest in a chin strap and some breath rite strips.

>not slapping your balls against her taint for maximum stimulation

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

Stop watching porn.

I haven't watched porn in ages.

out of 10?

You obviously have never tried a potent pwo
>tfw you've been in the gym for 2 hours and you're sad because your muscles are annihilated so you leave bet you still wanna lift some more

What a grimy creature, looks like what you would see if you stumbled into her subterranean lair.

Not much, test E start to kick in after 3 or 4 weeks...

Seriously, lurk on /fruad/ for a few days and see the bodies posted there. They literally LOOK LIKE SHIT. maybe one or two posters who look decent get spam posted for them to make a point but 9/10 of them look terrible

It's really sad to know that literally hundreds of people have potentially been trolled into doing steroids from /fraud/ or reddit etc. And now they have to live with the consequences for the rest of their life.
>n-no, roids aren't bad for you, look at this pastebin that user wrote!!
every fucking time

Not OP but I'm looking at mesomorph.

>$35 for 25 servings
Am tempted to try it just once though. But I'm curious if I would just be bettwr off taking 200mg caffeine as a pre-workout as I often do.

Thoughts?

Caffeine and DMAA are nowhere even close to being on the same level. DMAA all the way.

Make sure you're getting the mix that actually contains DMAA.

I usually get this one:
blackstonelabs.com/products/dust-extreme

I take one scoop (more than enough) and it lasts me about 1.5 months.

$35 seems a bit on the cheap side for the one that contains DMAA? They're usually about $40-45 for mesomorph

e.g.: suppz.com/aps-mesomorph.html

Seems legit. On what little research I've done the past few minutes I like what I see.

How does it feel for you? Would talking a half dose be enough(say I'm really tired that day)?

I'm looking at the mesomorph mostly but am considering the other one you posted. I've mever bothered with pre-workouts and have ben bitching out at the gym recently desu

Depends on your size and tolerance. If you build tolerances pretty quickly, I'd go with 1 scoop. If you're small and don't build tolerances very well, half a scoop should do.

Sounds like a possible thyroid issue.

Go to your doctor and tell him about this. I bet a blood test will tell you what's wrong.

I had similar symptoms and it turns out I had a disease that causes hyperthyroidism. Could be a million things tho.

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>be a fat fuck
>can't work out for 20 mins without being tired

t.fish in water

Does it piss anyone else off that this girl has socks on

This would be like a 10/10 pic if her soles was showing

more boners and some bloat until you sort asin dose.

sounds like you would benefit from some proviron, mast or dbol for the good feels effect.