How Veeky Forums do you have to be to knock out a bear in a fight?

How Veeky Forums do you have to be to knock out a bear in a fight?

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Under no circumstances will you ever knock out a bear, what's even the point of this thread, fuck you

This.
A bear is a big motherfucking beast with a lot of mass of both fat and muscle. You're not OP, anime isn't reflective of reality.

never gonna make it

First I have to beat makunouchi ippo

The only person who has ever been known to kill a bear unarmed did it by sticking his arm down its throat and choking it.

Do you probably shouldn't lift at all

Call me when you can beat a bear.

Do you even english bro

you need to ba a drunken slav to beat a bear into a pulp

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youtube.com/watch?v=oW1VSvZX5io

Your punch has to be equal to a riot gun

>scaring a brown bear away with your roar
goals

>hajime no ippo

based

Done. Post your phone number. Unrelated, but are you busy next weekend?

YOU GOTTA BE JAPAN CHAMP BABY

DEMPSY RURU

can confirm, my grandpa did this, he went to forest with few pals for mushrooms, not really sober (as usually), bear appeared next to them in bushes, hit him to face with his walking stick, bear just ran away

sure, it's 1800 Phone sex (Bit weird I know, but totally legit). Also I will be unfortunately, responsibilities and shit. Love to see some pics of the aftermath though

BLOCK WITH YOUR HEAD KID, WHO CARES ABOUT SOME GREY MATTER

MORE OXYGEN!!! YAMATO DAMASHII

*JET SOUNDS INTENSIFIES*

>autism so weak he can't scream NORMIE GET OUT OF MY FOREST REEEEEEE until the bear leaves

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There actually was at least one one recorded case of a man killing a bear with his bear hands. There was one more where a guy like 60 years old beat up a bear until it ran away.

It's simpl3, be a bear

Dude, if he had bear hands that's fucking cheating.

Tfw when you realize you are eating the bear you decided to spare

a 61 year old man can do it...

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