Be at gym

>be at gym
>overhear two girls talking about you
>”he has a great body but his face is meh”

Just end me now.

dubs

It's time to visit Gandy boyo

>be at gym
>overhear two girls talking about you
>am into a serious cut and have veins poping out of my face, shoulder veins are pulsating
>"I dont even like it when they are like that"

Fuck off hoes i dont care about humanity now SICK CUNT MATE

Nice fail, at least check this 5.

>I dont even like it when they are like that
Do bitches only go to gyms to hook up? The girls in my gym literally just stand around trying to look pretty.

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>be anywhere in your daily life
>never hear a compliment from a woman you actually have potential with

I sure do love my taken co-workers and married friends asking how I'm still single at my age. Maybe it's got to do with the fact that I just spent my entire Saturday playing Deus Ex on one monitor while watching Ed edd and Eddy on the other. My 2plate bench sure isn't picking up the slack in the women department.

>”the veins on my cock are pulsating even harder, wanna see?”

>when in fact it's the opposite
>nice body, 6.8/10 face

Nigger, even my family doesn't say "bless you" when I sneeze. HTFU and get out there.

>girls ask me for squat rack
>Tell them it'll be a while
>Load up a plate for OHP
>They stare at me

at least yours is meh op. Mine is just plan ugly

>Just started a new job in new city after university where people don't know me
>Relatively handsome, fit by normie standards, can strike up a convo, reasonable catch
>Overhear two girls at work say 'Anons pretty fit but I reckon he's a bit of a player'
>Actually a virgin

Mixed feels...

>be at gym
>no one notices or acknowledges you

This is why Im hesitant in going to the gym. I don't want to hear about my height and then want to kms after.

I've been playing stalker Call of Chernobyl for like three days straight but I have a gf lol

>go into the gym
>headphones died but so I dont have to interact with people I leave the ear buds in
>pt talking with girl he is training
>being all flirty ect.
>asks her if she would fuck that guy while pointing in my direction
>she smiles and says yeah probably
>later on try to get her number and she says no
>wtf went wrong?

Dubs frfr

She was making him jealous.

iktf

>Play college football
>bouncer
>hot, according to the thots and guys at the bar and gym
>khv

all i want to do is write star wars fanfiction and lift

>"what a body shame hes a weirdo desu"

I cant

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>be at gym
>walking by cardio section to get to water fountain
>two 7/10s on bikes talking about you
>"he'd be really cute if he was taller"

>20 years old make mma debut
>win, after party with the gym senpai
>girl approaches me super aggressively
>grabs me by the arm and drags me passed the line to the club and passed the bouncer
>staring at the ground literally shaking because I'm afraid of getting arrested and I"m not 21
>almost sperg out and run away but get dragged in
>she corners me in the back of the bar and starts grinding on me
>people keep buying me jack and cokes and patting me on the back
>still wearing my jock strap
>over stimulated
>she's begging for me to let her kiss me
>autistically shutdown and say no
>another guy gives me a ride home
>get laughed at the next training session

I regret it so much.

>Play college football
>khv
doesn't add up, you prob had pussy throwing itself at you

Im gay tehehe

nah im a defensive tackle, so its not the glory position. its not like on the movies how when u play college sports u get pussy thrown at you, plus the women that do are just the university bicycles

>guy and girl standing together, talking about attractive people in the gym
>i walk by
>girl says "he's kinda hot"
i'll assume it was about me

DELETE THIS

>Not taking a free ride

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Whats worse is thst even the ones way uglier and more autistic than you have got married. I tried hitting on homely girls and they all went into the "I'm not good enough for you" mode at some point.

Damn I wish I tall enough to keep playing d tackle.

im 6'3.5 so its nice most interior olineman are 6'1-6-4

we run a 3-4 sometimes so im just the sacrificial dummy lol
>being that thirsty about some beat puss puss

go back to /b/

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What the fuck is khv, stop being lazy and spell shit out, dyel.

t. kissless hugless virgin

>2 year dry spell
>talk to girl on tinder, plane jane sitting at about 6.5
>we hit it off i guess and plan to meet up at the pub
>i get the vibe she desperately wants a bf and blurts out that she fucks on the first date after 1 beer
>take her back to my place
>making out in bed, she jumps up to grab a condom from her bag
>walks in with a condom in each hand and asks "so large or regular?"
>mfw
>"u-uhh we can probably just roll with regular h-heh"
>laying on my back naked and she is agressively handling my dick
>lose wood
>she pouts and slaps her thighs and asks "why does this always happen to me??"
>just want to be anywhere else in the entire world except there.

KEK

>Overhear girls saying that I'm pretty sexy now
>Bros and girls mirin my bod
>Is secretly still a sperg who could'nt even say a word to his oneitis

>About to fuck a nasty fat 5/10 hooker in Eastern Europe
>Right before I stick it in she goes "How's your mother, where is she from?"
>Lose wood about 10 seconds into it from a combination of her being fat and the bed being shitty and uncomfortable and talking about my mom

No bueno man

>czhou arre veri beeg man but penis not big, but is ok tehee

Kek, wood is a fragile thing my friend

i hate women that have to audibly reject guys that did not even approach them

let them work in you cunt

grow a meme tough guy beard to hide your ugly face

i audibly reject girls that dont approach me
wait no, im just autistic

>he thinks any of the stories here actually happened
hownew