ITT: we post god-tier food combos

ITT: we post god-tier food combos

Blueberry walnut.
Avocado salmon.
My dick your gf’s mouth.

Fuark , Always ate my carrot with nothing or peanuts but walnut seems to be even godlier

peanut butter and bananas
peanut butter and tuna

meat+salt

old fashioned oats + almond milk + peanut butter + sugar free syrup

Peanut butter mixed into oatmeal. It's heavenly.

We did this in jail and its better than you would ever think.


cottage cheese+ greek vanilla yogurt

Quark + a little wholemilk in blender. It tastes creamy like mommys titty

James Bond and hamburgers

Is this bait?
>Avocado salmon
way too greasy
>peanut butter and bananas
9/10
>peanut butter and tuna
0/10
why
>No rosemary, pepper, garlic or onion
5/10
add cinnamon and it's 10/10
as above, but needs a sweetener.
>jail
story?
Needs berries imo + stevia
bread, iceberg, garlic sauce and burgers
pita/tortilla, iceberg, cucumber, garlic sauce, falafel
eggs and fries, seasoned with garlic, salt and turmeric. Sauteed onions if you have extra time and calories to spare.
sauteed shittake mushrooms with salt + pepper
oats, honey (stevia if cutting) and cinnamon
quark, applesauce and cinnamon (I eat 1 kg of this every day no joke)
quark, water, stevia, lemon peel in the blender (best shake you will ever have, trust me. Go hard on the lemon peel)
steak (marinaded in wine, onions and garlic), salt, pepper, rosemary
salmon, salt, pepper, rosemary

>iceberg
worthless

get a load of this faggot

Last night I...

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Scrambled eggs + peanut butter

sauteed onions, garlic, mushrooms(the darker the better) and eggplant(make sure to salt it so it loses water.. or don't)

heavenly, I did a simple rice + salt, pepper and cardamom and it was goat
could be even better if I had put coconut milk in the rice too

chipotle tobasco sauce n eggs

>be me
>be summer 2016
>move 100miles up the road from hick town cause jobs
>have to leave dog at moms cause new apartment complex is gay 'No Pets'
>mom calls me friday afternoon
>Thors been shot
>allmyrage.jpeg
>stay at moms for the weekend to bury dog
>be depressed as fuck,Thor be one of the coolest dogs evar
>call old drugged out loser bro to hang out with and drown my sorrows
>"sure user lets hang and get trashed"
>verybadthings.png
>be drinking with bro,"hey user I got this stuff off the interwebs but its not that good"
>non dis crept vial "Liquid Bizzaro"
>drink whole vial at once
>oh shi-
>"are you ok user???? we are calling for halp!"
>wake up in county jail 12 hours later
>y i here?
>"public intox and battery on a law enforcement officer lol"

Had to do 6 months in county jail and Im a felon for the rest of my life,was the worst experience of my life.It sobered me up and got me off the weed though which I couldn't do w/o being in a locked box.

At least, lesson learned. Can you get a job?
There is literally nothing wrong with enjoying crispy, cool, fresh lettuce leaves on your hot, succulent burger patty. Learn to cook something other than eggs and minced beef with spaghetti. Not everything needs to have the nutrient density of salmon and spirulina

toast butter egg cheese turkey