Trading cryptocurrency is now a video game. Help create the achievements it contains. I'll start.
'Slim finger' - Successfully make a trade on EtherDelta
'21BTC club' - Trade your portfolio value up to 21 BTC worth
'Moooon' - Own a coin that went +20% in less than 60 seconds
'The professional' - Sell a coin within 0.25% of it's ATH
'Anally devastated' - get JUSTed by BCH
'BEEEEEECONNEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCC' - Go all in on Bitconnect
'Lambo' - Reach portfolio net worth of $400.000
'Superpower by 2020' - Own Espers on Yobit
"Mile High Club" - a Make a Trade worth $10K or more while flying in a plane
"Satoshi's Vision" - Buy into a pump and dump
"HODL" - Baghold to a >90% loss
"The JUST" - Hold a coin that losses >50% over night
"The Scavenger" - Acquire 100 rare Wojack/pepe/Just'd imgs from Veeky Forums threads
'Service unavailable' - Log in to Kraken
'Deluded' - Buy LINK or REQ
First good thread in my 1 month here
The "FOMO" - buy a coin that's recently risen 20% or more in a single day.
"Weak Hands" sell at a loss of 20% or greater
Get both of the above achievements within 24hours of each other and unlock the "Newb" achievement.
"ULTIMATE MARINE" - Hold DGB for 1 year
'Maximalist' - Own at least 21 (actual) BTC in cold storage
'No ID' - Still haven't obtained crypto
welcome to Veeky Forums, now get out newfag
"BTFO" But at least 5k worth in crypto, only to have it get delisted
kek... Unlocked Rare Wojack.
*Buy
"Tyrannosaurus REKT" - Get liquidated on a 100x margin position on BitMEX
Comfydo - Buy into an ICO that ends up turning at least a 10x profit in the first week of trading
No, the gains are real, 3k up
"2 of every animal" - Buy ARK
"I'm a Veeky Forumsness man" - Buy 5 coins shilled on Veeky Forums
"Real use case" - Buy into pure vapourware
"Iron hands" - Hold a coin that drops below 50% ICO price
"REEEEEEEEEEE" - Buy a Veeky Forums shill and hold for a week.
kek'd
"Had a million dollars" - get liquidated
'Im the captain now' - Your portfolio is 100% BCH
'Rip me a new one' - purchase 1000 XRP at 6k sats
fucking kek, thats me
"The serial rapist"- Buy LINK sell for huge loss, buy REQ
what your prognosis after hardfork BCH?
Lmao
Excellent
doing Veeky Forumsniz - buy at ath and sell at atl
"How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" - Create your own scam ICO and raise over one million USD with it.
"One Born Every Minute" - Buy a Ponzi coin
"Paper Tigers" - Store your coins on a paper wallet and then lose it three months later.
"Slumdoge Millionaire" - Buy one million Dogecoins in a single transaction.
underrated
'Nothing Ventured' - Participate in a presale/ICO
'Trustless' - Run your own full node
> 'Conductor of the poop train' — Shill the whole biz into buying into an ICO
> 'Left behind' — Miss out the ICO of a coin you've been actively shilling
> 'Puppet master' — Make Veeky Forums lose their minds after posting one moderately imaginative post
I find it extremely amusing how Veeky Forums is easy to manipulate. You can post a rumor about LINK and will spread like fire until Rory moves his fat ass to deny it. You can find a mildly promising coin, and the next moment bizraelis pump it x10 just to dump it hard once the realisation kicks in.
Too bad I'm too scared to follow my own advice as I see how wrong in the root it is.
And I tell you: you can listen to Veeky Forums only to check if the community realises the pitfalls and opportunities you see. Do not listen if somebody tells you directly to sell/buy smt.
"Gone forever" - send tokens to the wrong address
I got this one already
"The Veeky Forums"
-Buy and hold for at least 6 hours but sell in less than 24 hours for a loss of 20% or more.