Teaching grill to lift

haha I learned it from Halo
Bodybuilding.com
my mom told me

That's completely justifiable.
>be my best friend
>talk to random christian gril
>use a lot of christian terms to have her convinced he's christian as well
>actually ends up getting laid

I just link the sticky

>>a man pretends to be a calcium citrate supp, and calls the calcium carbonate supp a faggot because he can't be absorbed without the right PH
And people say this isn't literally the best website in the history of mankind

Fucking this, I actually became disgusted with the way I was behaving, it was a drain, a simple and wholesome lifestyle is much better

What if she asks if the sticky is trusteworthy? The sticky looks shady, and goes against all the 'popular advice' coming from mainstream media, magazines, etc.

Nice, do you also have an 8in dick?

If she doesn’t already know about the ‘ch0n then she isn’t the girl for you

How does one find grils who know of the chans?

Well done broski I hope life turns out for you well as you walk the straight and narrow. Virtue is the only thing that can lead to happiness and fulfillment. Plus even if you're unhappy you have purpose, which is thousandfold better than nihilism.

So long as you express some interest in learning about Christianity then most people think it's perfectly acceptable to go to church to meet people

>built ginger guy comes into gym
>never seen him before, must be new in town
>literally starts talking in Veeky Forums memes to the first group of people he sees
>spends an hour working out next to them and following them around the gym
>mfw they never came back at the same time again
keep Veeky Forums in Veeky Forums, sperglord, I know you're reading this

Trust me you do not want to date femanons
(Although I still really do)

>Getting all answers right in a sexual practices quiz at uni for AIDS awareness
>"Wow user you're better than Rocco Siffredi"

N-not like I watched porn for 4/5 of my life

>recognising someone who acts like he's on Veeky Forums
I usually feel embarrassed when this happens

what's worse is when an Indian manlet starts talking excitedly about how they browse /pol/
It's happened to me. Don't let it happen to you.

I just say I picked it up somewhere and it stuck with me for some reason, they're usually happy with that response

ask them if they're feeling fit

Tell them it would be pretty retarded to only source information from only one site.

Someone keeps posting pictures of my gym in the uni threads and now I spend every gym session trying to spot which person looks autistic enough to be the user. So far I have 3 guys down who look like they browse Veeky Forums, I’m working out their timetable so I can slowly begin to work out with them and find out if they’re the faggot who keeps posting my gym.

>lifting with girl
>"yeah i mostly learned from r/fitness, what about you?"
>...Veeky Forums Veeky Forums
>her face when

>r/fitness

>I autisticly watched countess "how-to" videos for each lift until I felt good about my form of course.

>I actually read the sticky

The sticky is stickied for a reason, if she's too dumb to see that then she's too dumb to date.

the sticky has a lot of dead links in it. Not saying it's not still worth reading but someone really needs to update it

post Pepe06.jpg

Fuck this guy, post Pepe19.jpg

>Finger gets held up to earpiece
>"It's time, you need to post the original"
>All of Veeky Forums bows to the holy infinite chadness of Pepe01.jpg
>Everyone who looks at the image gets their eyes burnt out by its perfection

Sure, post it.

Surely you don't mean Pepe19.png?
The madman

YouTube.

Im not sure if you know hat you're asking for user..Pepe19.png?

Okay, sorry brah

Pepe19.png was supposed to be classified. The world will never know peace if it falls into the wrong hands

I just say reddit.
No joke.

oh i read it all on this anime porn website

...

"sup girl, you know about that sadpanda"

>not Tsumino
Get with the times gramps

nothing wrong with unironically telling a girl u go on fit, if ur not autistic irl and look good who fucking cares where u say u get ur fitness info from

Sire, please. (You) don't know what you're doing!

Do not underestimate me

>Wii-fit
Que for laughter

Just say you read it in a book, but you can't remember the name of it. Makes you sound smart too.

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Veeky Forums
>fitness info forum
lmao okay

/cgl/
I mean not all of them are bad... but all of them are bad.

>>a man pretends to be a calcium citrate supp, and calls the calcium carbonate supp a faggot because he can't be absorbed without the right PH

You probably observed a rare attempt of a cocoon user to participate in human society before he fled back into the safety of his cave, never to emerge again for another 10 years.

Just say no

Go for it, but not one of the (((liberal))) churches. Girls may be easier there, but they don't tteach the Bible. My church is a Bible Beliving, 6 day creationist church. All the elders are engineers, and I met a guy who is doing a PHD in physics there. Unlearn the jewish lies. I became Christain and the summer, read the Bible in 2.5 months and lots of theology and history. Never too late to be saved.
Am I not allowed to date girls now?? I get dates because I am fit and modern Christianity has been cucked.
returnofkings.com/59546/the-red-pill-anti-feminism-wisdom-of-the-bible

Before being saved I did all the self improvemtn things, read books, learned body language, learned how to game girls and how to dress. But it's all vanity in the end. The end of the tunnel is Christ.

lel, I unironically tell people I go to Veeky Forums. Have some self respect for yourself and own it. Girl I had a date with was telling me how she hates the patriach and wage gap. Told her straight up it isn't real and told her to listen.
Sure you can play beta and maybe have sex with her but is that worth losing your self-respect, and she will respect you more for arguing with her if she doesn't just leave.
>For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?(Mark 8:46)

Man, the one year mark is good, but you start noticing the diffrence at 6 months. The real "whoa is that me" moment is 18 months.
Lots of girls at Christian events, I truely have the pick of the litter there, it's a catch 22. Now that I have access to all these girls, I should only choose 1 in the long run.

>engineer
>theist
thank god being logical isn't a prerequisite for your degree huh

>Girl I had a date with was telling me how she hates the patriach and wage gap. Told her straight up it isn't real and told her to listen.

People might call it a "devilish tactic" but one of the easiest ways to get laid is to get in an argument with a girl. I remember one time this chick I was talking to brought up white privilege. I began debating her on it. Ended up fucking her at 3 in the morning after the bars closed and we went back to her place.

Women like men who have strong morals. When they say "be yourself", that's really what they mean.

Yea, always stand up for the Truth no matter what
>Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

37 He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

38 And he that taketh not his cross, and followeth after me, is not worthy of me.

39 He that findeth his life shall lose it: and he that loseth his life for my sake shall find it.
check out pick related

>(Matthew 10:34-39)

Absolutely correct

Had an argument with a girl about veganism and she got horny. Also having arguments with girls then turning the heat into sex fuel

Kek

Flex a cep
>You think I got these by going against that advice?
>360 and walk away to find a bint with more than 2 brain cells to rub together

>That obvious white nationalist shill LARP
Come on son.

>believing in asian kikery
O i am laffin

The sticky is mostly faggot bullshit designed to shill powerlifting and being a gym bitch to absolute retards.

No one who's gotten anywhere and posted in a cbt or sticks around here follows it or sticks to it if they ever did. Not even the pussy who wrote it.

You are not going to convince the average woman to do powerlifting or strength training without some college dyke feminist tier mental manipulation. But if you're willing to do all of that to get her swole, then don't you just want a dude?

Get her basically fit and give her the basic health fitness and diet knowledge. Once she understands that she can do whatever she wants.

Jesus was real, that's not the problem. The problem is the random fuckin judean religion brimming with vague trash from thousands of years ago.

Christians are God's chosen people, the modern day Jews are the Synaguoge of Satan.
>9 I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.(Revelation 2:9)
>9 Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.(Revelation 3:9)
Watch this, this is the real red pill to get into this stuff.
>youtube.com/watch?v=styLx-iWwC8
I was a miltant atheist till a few months ago, now I'm a Bible Beleiving Christian. Open your mind and you will find the truth.

A Vietnamese water-polo image board

If you don't plan on marrying her sure

>Christianity
>red pill
It's a bunch of ridiculous ancient hocus pocus and it should have fizzled away and died centuries ago

I have no idea what to tell people anytime they ask me how I know the things I know.

>e-err....I got t-that f-f-from
[ck/fit/pol/trv/his/etc.] Wikipedia

>investigation turns out to be you

and walk away
you'd be facing the same direction, dumbass