What are you wearing for Halloween Veeky Forums?

Most of the big parties happened over the weekend but their could be some ok traffic at the bars

Pajamas, unless I go to the gym

i had work over the weekend but i have tues off so i'm going out
if it's lame i'll just get hammered - no lose situation

Because I saw it on reddit

only autists care what website you browse

t. reddit spacing

I didn't get invited to any parties so I'm just going to the gym every night hoping that next year I'll be jacked enough to go to one

>Agree to go as Bane to a party in 2 weeks
>not a big guy 4u
Any tips on looking as big as possible on the night?
Lots of sodium and water?
Lots of carbs?

Gonna go as superman. Here's my costume

>Thinking the probability of you getting invited to a party is correlated with how jacked you are

never change Veeky Forums

>t. reddit spacing
There is no such fucking thing. You have been duped by other newfriends

skelly costume for skelly skell

What is this? A picture for homosexual ants?

Well I mean comon when you have autistic social skills it helps at least a lil bit

No this is

what is that? a pixel??

Going to chipotle tomorrow in my banana suit

>both people I've seen do this costume are absolute DYELs
epic

Superman isn't a nigger.

One day he will be, just give DC some time.

You're either a manlet or that is a 130" LCD behind you.

this desu

just JUST my life famalam

No, this is.

Taken from /v/, definitely a dyel manlet

Why though

>CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

why would you dress up as sth that was made up on a turkmenian carpet weaving forum? You want to explain the "chad meme" to everyone all night? Must really make you look like a chad, especially in front of the girls

I am wearing loneliness. Buying a pizza tonight and watching some series

das funy 5/5

Bateman, of course.

>dressing up as a fucking meme

Jesus

Attention whore

10/10

Nice satanic trips.
I{m going in a suit but with a hangmans noose instead of a tie.

} there you go user

>robbing and beating up white kids on halloween
my favorite past time

dickhead. I dont know where the apostrofy key is

dont 4get 2 dab on dem haters tho

As a robot. I not even need a suit.

Jeez, Veeky Forums is truly a dyel board

Hey trevor you look like shit and you should kill yourself you fucking manlet

you got sum big ol' tiddies there senpai

Me and my gf's other bf are going as Rick and Morty. Its gonna be so much fun because he said that he might let me be Rick (the best character)!

jealous of your IQ bro

As a dyel slut

Pickle rick.

>that big ass tv
typical burgers

user thats not a costume your just crossdressing..

still haven't seen a good chad costume

poor shit country detected

look in the mirror ;)

>big ass tv
perhaps he is just a manlet

>watching tv
>spending money on a tv

>>spending money on a tv

bro, there only a few hundred bucks lol. Why is your country so poor?

You look like a more chaddish elliot roger

Well, I certainly haven't that heard one before.

Piss off, Satan.

I'm wearing cat ears or something. With makeup. My twin girls will be garden fairies.

>you're a bit small for chad, user
>you look like chad in middle school

>apostrofy

iam the joker HUEHEUe

how is that different from every day of your life.

That's what I did last year. Everyone was mad uncomfortable that I was carrying an axe around

I wanted to bring one at first, but I didn't feel like dragging it around all night. It was an organized party at a club, not a private party so I left mine at home.

Might be a little to risque

Yea you fuckwit it's because they view you as the weird guy.

Go with toy weapons you fucking incels

kolento

It's not about the money but the fact that you voluntarly buy the Dumbinator 3000. TV kills gainz.

C U T E
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>being this butthurt

>666
Spoopy gets.

I remember coming across a similar picture on one of my old fake chick facebook accounts, except it was a dad and his daughter or some shit. I said the same thing and he pm'd me upset so I convinced him I was in love with him

I'm going to be wearing a barbell on the squat rack because Tuesday is Leg Day and I don't skip leg day.

Then I'm going to turn off my porch light and do lines of powdered aminos while watching the greatest horror movie of all time, Pumping Iron. Fucking Lou's terrible form combined with those tiny sweat-box gyms where people are figuratively working out on top of each other gives me nightmares.

>I didn't get invited to any parties: the post

Mom's gonna flip!

Isn't that John's bitch? Looks like a face that gives a super cash blowjob

more like: I'm going to make it: the post.

Enjoy playing dress up, little lady.

"Remember while you're playing around someone out there is working harder than you..." - Arnold

>Working out and going to parties are mutually exclusive

dumb incelposter

obsessed

full kek. imagine him fukin a slot at a party. muscle>gayness (?)

You tell 'em!

>OBESE

Don't know probably gonna tear up some pants, cut a red shirt into a sash, tie my hair back, and say I'm a pirate

A crusader

Go as gay centurion your costume is much closer. Also better than ottermode

>too much mass for ottermode
This board is officially dead

>when you were all having fun, I mastered the blade

...

Kind of like this???

The memes are going too far.

I'm going as the virgin this halloween

It's my usual costume

>Leg Day

Even when I came here 6 years ago user would have been bigger than the consensus and chart indicated ottermode. Not at ripped yet but strong otter for sure

more like: I'm going to make it: the post.

Enjoy playing dress up, little lady.

"Remember while you're playing around someone out there is working harder than you..." - Arnold

enlighten me

Me and my gf are going, just so we don't have to stay home and pass out candy to ungrateful brats.

I'll probably ejaculate inside her vagina later (unprotected, of course) if I feel up to it.

this is probably 90% of the posters here on Veeky Forums giving advice on lifting