How you holding up Veeky Forums?

I'm a cuckold

you're a white numale, that goes without saying.

score!

clean my toilet tyrone

18, aus tho so im legal to drink
nah man
not white, not nu male

thought so u seem very immature
is julia white?

you mean the trailer park outhouse?

bugbite fetish?

mixed
wtf is a bugbite?
its nothing bad or obscure but pretty sure it'd be daunting if it got out

you know what I mean

nigger :)

>not nu male
>that story
pick one

k, lose your virginity first, babes

>you know what I mean
>I
isn't it pretty obvious I'm just one person? You nigger really are stupid

yea, but you're still a virgin lel.
confused, sweetie?

whoever that dude is responding that isnt me

Nice reading comprehension

my blonde blue eyed gf would disagree

how much did the sex doll cost?

>met girl playing a game
>talk a lot, a lot in common
>wtf this dude is pretty cool
>exchange phone numbers to text
>send selfie for shits
>tfw 5'7" 203 lbs, not even close to ripped
>she sends selfie back holding my in-game character's name
>wtf it is a chick
>time passes, talk more
>get trashed together via webcam as we play
>jokingly say we should meet up
>she is 17 hours away
>she likes idea, agrees on date
>wtf
>book flight, she offers to pay, decline
>book hotel
>ask what her plan is, whether she wants me to drop her off at her dorm or if she is getting a room at the hotel I am staying at
>says she will crash with me

We're meeting in 3 weeks desu, nervous as fuck though

more than you earn in a year

You're going to make it, bro.

>we met playing world of warcraft
lel

holding up alright, I'd say
>gf of 4 yrs broke up with me a few months ago
>we had some problems but still it came out of nowhere
>didn't think I'd ever be interested in someone again since she was literally my dream woman, physically and interests wise
>was completely down and unable to do anything productive
>at some point I said fuck it, spent every free evening at the gym
>got some confidence
>last week cute girl came up to me
>sperged and completely missed her approaches
>gonna ask for her number today if she's there
>don't know if there's gonna come something out of it but still feels good
>finally able to be interested in other women again

It's a first step I'd say

>tfw it's been six years since she left
>tfw never been interested in anyone else since
>tfw tried everything under the sun to forget but she still turns up in my dreams constantly
>tfw the time has gone so fast
>tfw creeping towards middle age
>tfw it wasn't supposed to turn out this way

Fuck man that's cruel.
Did you date other women and noticed you're not interested or did you just stop trying?

Don't know if it's any help, but I got over her when I stopped trying to find someone like her.
Obviously these can only be surrogates and the original will always be better.

similar shoes mate
>she broke up with me 4 years ago
>felt absolutely horrible for the first year
>spent the second year fucking random sloots and getting fit
>third year we met and hooked up, went on for a few weeks
>it just wasn't the same, can't enjoy each other's company any more
>break it off after 2 months
>i'm the one breaking up this time, she cries but says she knew it wouldn't work
>it's been a year and everything is just shit despite getting fitter by the day and career skyrocketing
>fucking pointless and empty

I'm not even sure what it is, but I know I really fucking miss it from 4 years ago. Maybe the hugs and snuggles and shit but goddamnit It's never been the same.

I never bothered trying again, let myself go totally to shit after she left so nobody would have been interested. Now it's been so long I don't really have any social life and I'm broke and so on.

We met on Guild Wars 2. My plan is to smash and maybe see what we can work out. She finishes college this semester.

Girl I used to work with, we used to talk, not friends but a conversation now and then.
One day comes in acting like a bitch, ignoring me, passive aggressive interactions, ect.
Weeks go by, still cold to me, best friends with literally everyone else at work, would only talk to me if someone else was talking to me first.
She comes in the other day almost in tears, actually says to herself 'don't cry'
Time almost slows down
It's only the two of us
I could ask if she's ok
She might warm up to me and we talk again
And then the cycle would repeat itself.
I say nothing, she goes away.
She left work a few weeks after that.
I feel no emotion over any of that, she ignored me, I did the same.

I'm in limbo.
>Good interview yesterday, waiting for confirmation
>Job is far away and gym subscription ended
>Waiting to start working to join new gym
Meanwhile I just shitpost.

>Found out girl from work I've been crushing on is into me
>She's totally conservative, no sex until marriage, fucking quilts as a hobby
>Started dating a few days ago
>Gave me my first hug yesterday
>Feels absolutely phenomenal
BUT
>Never had a girl reciprocate my affection before
>Feels kinda weird and I feel clueless
>Don't wanna screw things up, so I get a bit paranoid of everything I do and say
What should I do?

Do everything you want to do but 1/4 strength.
You want to make out with her-kiss on the cheek
You want a three day orgy-go to a hotel and watch moves and stuff.

im a useless, unattractive dumb young adult male with no friends. all i do with my life is shitpost and troll this Mongolian spearfishing forum. i wake up shitpost eat shitpost lift shitpost sleep repeat this for months. it goes without saying that im a fucking kissless hugless conversationless virgin. this mental cesspit as i wallow in my self-pity. this whirlpool of depression. how do i get out bruh?

kys

y-you too bruh

>got uni shit piling up as exams approach
>should have started research but coursework has been shit and prevented me from getting into the lab
>probably out of work for dec/jan
>gonna have to spend money on my bike over the summer (am ok with this since i greatly enjoy the motorbike life)
>flatmates are somewhat annoying me lately
>good mates brother is on the verge of suicide
>still lifting in between all this and attempting to make gains again
>so much to do and so little time

And this is before the no gf feels

I got a gf. Wasn't able to keep my dick up when we tried to fuck a few days ago. I'm sure it's just nerves + the fact I've jacked off almost every day of my life since I was 14, but since Viagra is sold over the counter, I got some anyways.
Feels good to finally get it off my chest.

Man up

The dreams, that really fucks you up.
I just woke from one.

Useless emotional faggot. Nobody likes you. Go kill yourself

Your date Will faill. She Will ditch you :)

Don't rely on Viagra. You don't have to stop fapping, although you should cut back to only a couple times a week, but what you need to do is stop watching porn.

Lol, I haven't seen this before but this is actually phenomenal advice!

Meeting her is going to be the most awkward thing youve ever had to do. like imagine how bad its gonna be then x2. BUT a couple hours in youll start to talk like you had online. i strongly recommend getting a few drinks in whist doing something, so you're not just sitting there looking for conversation starters.

Look, it's a life experience thing.
30 year old dudes have no problem getting pussy for the most part because they've gone through shit and gained experience and self-knowledge. Their problem is more often how to keep baby-feverish women away than how to get laid.

If you're 20, there's little going for you.
It's just a matter of accumulation. This is why saner heads tend to say "we're all gonna make it", it's because they realize the difference between 20 and 30.

Use some alcohol too, bud.
It's nerves.
You'll relax in a few weeks and you'll be able to fuck all you want without these crutches.
Been there, worried to death about it, worked out fine.

Make sure you're not sober, things are hard enough without having to be 100% sober.
But don't get wasted and puke in her mouth either.

i hate this

here listen to this

youtube.com/watch?v=A0HFtcCRVNc

They eclipse our (pathetic) reality and make it feel so sharply unsatisfying

this, fuck of subconscious you piece of shit. its over she is fucking someone else. ahhhhhhhhhh

I imagined it would be. She told me to just pick her up and hold her once I get there so I guess that is a place to start.

I planned on getting her favorite whiskey and drinking together when we head back to my room.

guarantee she doesn't even show up
>booking a flight and hotel to meet a girl that spends her free time playing vidya without the guarantee of her showing up or you even having sex

just fly to vegas and fuck a whore that is going to 100% be more attractive.
the fuck are you even doing lol

>fall break is over
>back on campus
>run into her at the campus coffee shop
>small talk even though it didnt end on great terms
>invited back to room
>is this a good idea anonnette?
>we can make it work user
>walk outside holding hands

mfw i wake up moments later

>met too many girls at once
>created a new group (no one knew each other)
>became close friends with one, was hoping to smash but she had a relationship which i didnt learn until ages
>liked her because confident and other traits
>get to know her more
>realize she isnt my type
>then realize other girl in group is absolutely my type, shes basically a clone of me but cute as fuck
>she was absolutely into me, but i ignored her entirely and acted a bit like a douche
>shes now in a relationship, not quite right girl has left her relationship and wants to see me more
>mfw i have no face because I fucked everything up
I just keep telling myself that the chances happened once maybe they can happen with someone else

There’s this really cute girl in my philosophy class
I’m going to try and gf her bros
Give me you energy ( and tips)
> my plan was to set up a study get together

rape her

...

Surprise her with some sex!

Bruh she isn’t into you. You creep her out. Stop facebook stalking people.

Will you go away. Take your physcotic rantings to the loonybin where you belong. Actually, kys now you depressing piece of shit.

>He told me he doesn't love me anymore
>I changed my whole life for him
>I still love him
>He's gone

Feels real bad.

My life might be changing soon. I'll be given a new routine and my role at work will be changing. Basically I won't be able to have the time to spend all day on Veeky Forums because of these changes and will have to be a normal engineer for once. I have to go to work and become a normie version of myself permanently or much more frequently than I have done so in the past. I'm starting to become a symbol of this dept and I'm in a very important role at work. This small change might take me from being the lonely man I am today to becoming a normie around the office and walking around with people. I have many chances with this upcoming journey right now and I don't know how things will turn out.

>Veeky Forums Its time for me to step out of this shell
>This company is forcing me to step out of my shell
>I have to grow up and start being normal again
>They don't realize this, but these changes at work will change my life
>They are forcing me out of my shell
>reeeeeeeeee

Guys, this changes everything when you look at the big picture. I think my company will be the driving force behind me breaking out of my comfy shell

anyone got this pic but with this dude in a dark bedroom?

yea

Dont listen to these lot. Be bold, if you've been dating for a few weeks it should have been a kiss by now mate.

>1/4 Strength
If you want to make her lose interest in you and go for a real man, then go for it.

>Recently she told me I look more confident
>Tried to play cool
>She's the catalyst of all my changes
>Still love her but we'll never be together
The Pain.

got you senpai

You're not alone. You've got a spotter, user.

>not specifying

Why though?

>mixed
don't waste your time. if you want AIDS, get it from a man like the rest of us

Okay update
Got the number, going to study together tomorrow

Good job user.
Hopefully I'll have the same luck this evening

The power of autism is strong

I'm at a point where I change girlfriends every few months because my autism only lets me enjoy discovering someone and only the first sex with a woman does it for me.
What the fuck is wrong with me?

>the dreams

I know that feel user. It's been a year and I can't get my shit together. Even though she was a colossal piece of shit, it's hard to forget someone when you're happily together in your dreams.

Am I going to make it Veeky Forums?

And you guys claim women make shit friends, lol. Guys are dogs to each other over the stupidest things

Maybe
Good luck user

Can I closr this deal?

>Solid flirty response without being creepy
>appropriate minimal use of emoji

You're gonna be alright kid.

Pretty sure the drink wasn't spiked, you're just a faggot who can't handle his alcohol.

Do you usually go as a group? Cause the first thing she did was invite more people into the mix, and that's a chick strategy for saying no to a date without actually saying it.

This is a random girl I met on the train haha. Broke up with ex 6 weeks ago so I'm just going out a lot. I presume the clan is the 2 girls she was with on saturday night when I got her number. I can bring a few friends anyway and worst case it's just a night out drinking?

I'm going into a meeting soon

Pretty sure I'm going to sperg out and embarrass myself tonight. Its okay though, after work I'm headed to the gym and will destroy the weights since I know things will be bad today and I need to get this out of my mind

Trying to calm down right now, might be quitting my job soon....

>cutting
>potluck at work on Halloween
>"user please help yourself'
>nothing but sugar and carbs
>stuck in a lose lose between trying to stick to my macros and being socially rude/awkward at work

Take one or two, and then if pressured for more say "nah sensitive teeth"

Works everytime for me

>turns out drink was spiked.

care to elobrate on how you felt? you said 18 aus ya? drinks dont get spiked at house parties like the onee you described in aus, they mostly happen at gayclubs, not a >30 person party of highschool friends who at most have tried ecstacy once, and breaking down and crying isn't a side effect of roofies, going completely unconcious and having 0 memory for the past 24 hours is. only way you're going to get over this is if you take some of the blame yourself, calm down, evaluate the situation, and realize your life isnt over because a girl you send "omg trueee (monkey)" to on skype isnt particulary interested in you
just apologize, give your friends some space and use this experience as a learning curve. also if you drink was spiked it means you're not bringing ur own booze to the party, which is morally wrong.

>start uni again this semester
>one guy caught my eye on the very first day
>drool over him for months
>suddenly meet him at night club, wild making out etc.
>exchange numbers
>text him but he never replied

Feels like shit, cause I had such a massive crush on him for so long and then I was being let down like that. I still sometimes see him at uni though which is just awkward.

You're gonna make it bro