Hit 27, have a ford mustang GT, nice apartment. Be decently fit. (Even skinny fat)

>hit 27, have a ford mustang GT, nice apartment. Be decently fit. (Even skinny fat)

Tinder/bumble is getting blown up... Why the fuck didn't you faggots tell me it was gonna be this easy?

Nice blog post breh

Stick around and we can make it harder

Ur so cool we all love you new king of Veeky Forums hurray hurray

How much do those prostitutes cost?

Women are thirsty, that isn't the problem. The problem is once you've plowed through a bunch of them the depression will set in that constantly whispers, "they're not worth it and you spent so much time building them up for no reason."

post face
[spoiler]its all about the face[/spoiler]

congrats
you get tons of cheap whores

... and then you woke up.

> tfw any girl that you ever date can actually be a whore that sells her soul for money and fucks random schlongs
fuck man can't wait for sex androids soon enough

>ford mustang gt

I have a feeling you also wear white oakleys and cargo shorts

>mustang
>making it
Why do you think buying a 30k dime a dozen car with shit interior as something attractive?

Because it was a car when i was 20? And now I have enough money to afford it without caring? I'm planing to get an audi a4 in the next three years. Let me have my fun wtf.

Haha no, i'm usually in business casual since I work a fair amount of hours. So i set up dates after work, girls love seeing it though because they think I dressed up for them, in reality it was due to work.

You probably have an attractive face. I'm 29 with a decent job and my own house but the only matches I get are ugly, fat, or asian chicks. My face is 6/10 at best and I have zero decent pictures of myself.

What escort website is that? Or at least gimi the country

Leaf land, it not mine it someone else screenshot.

try investing into a professional photo shoot for a few pics. a good photographer can probably make you look a 7,5-8/10 and it's not that expensive

That's not a bad idea but I'd feel like such a faggot.

exactly the reason why i'm still wondering if i should do it. i would feel like a fucking fag...

Why can’t I find it?
Asking for a friend

mustangs are unironically the gayest fucking cars ever made

Just knowing you own one makes me hate you

do you also wear Osiris’s have a chinstrap and fuck sophomores in highschool?

>fuck sophomores in high school
Not OP but what’s wrong with this?

literally living the dream

I mean that just your opinion... I don't get why you hate me for have a car based on my personal taste? I like the car for the look that pretty much it.

>lat pull down of cars

>having the tapout t-shirt of cars
>2017 in the year of our Lord