ENOUGH

29 and me.

19 here, dropped out of highschool at 16. I also think I'm emotionally stunted from lack of love from my parents past the age of 6. I could care less about girls but I want to experience sex, might just hire an escort.

I'm 27 and I doubt I'll lose it any time soon.

I don't want to go to a prostitute and my inexperience means I'm far too worried to have sex now that you're average girl my age has got well over 10 years experience and expectation.

It only bothers me because Veeky Forums reminds me every day. I don't think it would occur to me if the internet wasn't a thing. I'm essentially assexual.

>29
>khv
>tough in HS that my crush liked me at least
>saw her getting fucked by two dudes at a party after the finals
>never been able to properly talk to a girl since then

I'll die as khv.
I've made my peace with it.

>Too insecure to notice when decent girls like until they tell me way later
>Too fucking picky about girls when it comes to fucking
>Too fucking focused on school/work to pay that much attention to a GF even if I got one

I could have gotten rid of this shit years ago if I would just settle and throw my dick into some random sloot but I get way too prideful about that kinda shit. I just want a decent upstanding waifu who I can rail the shit out of and who will surrender every hole to me. Is that too much to ask?

Never got any attention from girls and I am very bad at social shit in general. 24

I want to blame my parents for literally telling me "you dont need to do anything it will just happen" but at this point it's on me.

I'm 27, but desu i made no effort in my life to lose it so i really can't blame anyone else.

I'm decent looking at best, boring and introverted. Thats it actually. I've been approached by girls a few times and some even accepted that they had a crush on me but I didn't really do anything about it and they stopped loving me. I'm really just not made for love. Neither good looking nor a good character.

... what?
Need more details here

25 here, still havent hold female hand.
I give up until I got stable job income

Posted in another thread, but pretty much this:

>be me
>was obese pretty much all my life
>started getting Veeky Forums at 19
>22 now, khv
>girls mire me
>have had a couple of them actually come up and ask for my number
>just yesterday my group of friends was talking about hot chicks and the girls said that me and my best bro were 2 of the best looking guys at our uni
>even after all this I still have 0 confidence
>socially autistic around girls
>anger issues
>don't even want to try and enter a relationship because I don't want some poor girl to have to put up with my issues
>lifting is the only thing that takes the pain away
>except on mondays and fridays when qt3.14 cardio bunny's at the gym and I feel like a loser for not even trying to talk to her

Because you we all want that sweet teenage pussy?

I'm 24, turning 25 in December
>was terrified of females all the way from highschool to graduating college
>Didn't even really try to get laid at all because bitch nigga
>End up getting very depressed about it
>Recently in the past 2 years try to get laid to silence the depression demons
>get opportunities to get laid but always fumble then because I have no idea what I'm doing
>Had actual hot girl ask if we can have sex and say no because it was like 3am and I lived with my parents.
>Had my first kiss at 22 through tinder, same girl as above.
>Starting going to the bar with my friends, suck at first but get better
>One night I'm dancing and making out with this milf she brings me back to her place to fuck
>She's sucking my dick, it's limp as a noodle
>Leave without doing anything at like 5am and she's sleeping
>I text her and go over again like 2 weeks later sober, still can't get hard
>Am now terrified of having sex due to how embarrassing that was
>I recently slept over at another girls house from the bar and didn't even try to fuck her because I was nervous about my dick not working

I'm going to try and give up mastubation again to maybe heal my dick. I know the problem is largely psychological but seeing gorgeous naked women on the internet constantly kind of ruins it when you have a real one infront of you.

>virgins

I am by choice. I'm trying that whole waiting for marriage ordeal. Not too worried about losing it, I'm fairly attractive, and not immensely autistic so I don't have problems talking to girls. I'm 22 btw. At most, I don't want to lose it to some random thot.

25 here. It's honestly just a combination of introversion and lack of effort. sums me up pretty well.

I keep oscillating between being really self-conscious about the fact that I'm still a virgin, and not caring. I can't even count how many times now I've spent a whole day constructing a tinder profile, swiping on and off for a few days, and then finding every nitpicky excuse possible to blow off any matches I get, before just uninstalling it again.

I am thankful I fucked a girl at 17 and after that my autisms were gradually cured.
But I do know how people can go without sex into 20s and 30s. All during high school I was kissless and had a couple of chances with girls who liked me and our friends even organised for me and one to kiss one day but I was so beta I avoided it. I was scared of embarrassing myself essentially. I always had the fear of never kissing let alone fucking a girl, luckily I met one the first year out of school that I fucked for a few years and moved on with more confidence.

what the fuck is khv?

>24
>Have been fairly chubby until 21/22, face resembled a pig
>No qt face under the fat, am still ugly
>Have a pretty boring personality, I don't really keep up with celeb stuff, normal music, movies/actors, politics, etc. I've got a pretty narrow worldview tbqhfam.
>I apparently have really bad resting bitch face and am intimidating according to some coworkers and friends
>Don't have enough drive to try to even ask a girl out, too scared or something I don't know
>Too scared to enter a relationship because they'd prob find me boring to be around after 1 month
>Don't want to have a random hookup because I don't want them to laugh at my 4.5" cock
>Three of my female friends offered to at least make out with me when I told them I was a kissless virgin, declined
Owell

Kissless, hugless, virgin.
>Normie get out

I've been here for longer than you've been alive and I've never hear that phrase before today. Stop trying to impress people you've never met, newfag.

Guys, if you are really willing that much to get laid, even if it is just to know how it feels, why not getting a prostitute/escort?

Paying for fucking is less expensive than marrying/getting a gf, you know.

kissless, hugless, virgin

Khv has been thrown around fairly commonly on multiple boards for the past couple of years my man
What boards do you usually browse?

>I-I been here a long time hey, super mega oldman.
Take a joke nibba, also I didn't call you new I said normie get out. You asked a question I answered. Lurk more in future.

29 khv here. I'm scared of going on a first date and having all the possible questions take away my self-confidence.

>I apparently have really bad resting bitch face and am intimidating according to some coworkers and friends
>Don't have enough drive to try to even ask a girl out, too scared or something I don't know
>Too scared to enter a relationship because they'd prob find me boring to be around after 1 month
>Don't want to have a random hookup because I don't want them to laugh at my 4.5" cock

Are you me?

was 230 but now im 170

girls are semi miring me and some even talk to me randomly now

im plateauing though and ive been 170 for a while

i still have smallish bitch tits and a gut

>V
>21
Hopefully I will go some way to curing it this year, I have resolved to ask out the work qt3.14
Does a kiss during a truth or dare fame count? I feel it's not as meaningful since it is peer pressured.

It surprises me that you can get to such an age and not even hug though. I regularly hug girls I know as a goodbye, which seems to be normal where I live.

>tfw majority of girls you hug say "wow you give good hugs user"

What possible questions? No one asks about prior love life on a first date if that's what you mean.

Im a virgin at 18
I don't believe im a very likable person. Even my male "friends" never really invite me anywhere. I only really have internet friends these days any way.

the only girl i ever attempted to ask out moved away just when we were getting friendly

i never talked to other females much after then

she was so hot brahs

this was in the first grade

This is basicly me. I am 19 and my friends go out every weekend, drunk and stoned to the max. That shit isn't for me. Every normie I encounter is talking about 'going out' every week, to me that shit is superficial and boring. It also kills the gainz. Downside however is that I am missing out on student life, not meeting any qt3.14's and thus not getting laid any time soon that way. But I am confident I'll find someone eventually, my goal is to atleast lose it before wizard mode. That shouldn't be hard at all.

The problem with all the above is that I look like a normie. I have the hair and face for it so I get the mires all the time, but I am just an socially awkward introverted beta. People also expect me to have the same interests as them (partying etc). They dont know what my interests really are and I think it's hard to find a gf who is like me and doesn't look like a troll and loves lifting weights.

Tl;dr: if I put effort into it I can lose it quite quickly I think, just am too introverted / hate partying

>pic related

There's tons of you, noting about that story is unique.

>why not getting a prostitute/escort

It's not the getting laid part.
It's everything that comes along with it.
Knowing that someone likes you enough to be intimate with you.
I saw everyone from HS and university having gfs and random sluts at parties, while I was always being avoided.
And with time it starts to eat you up.
Lifting is one of the few things that can keep my mind of it for a few hours per week.

khv, this thread hits too close to home
w-we're gonna make it, right guys?

please delete that image

>sfv

only gamelets play that game, alphas play super turbo and 3s

she may ask what kind of girls I like. sooner or later she'd have to find out anyway and that's what I'm scared of.

22 right now and still no gf. Lacked confidence in asking out girls which I deemed above my zone and called the rest out for shit on their dating profiles or how they looked. I may never lose it at this point.

>Is that too much to ask

Yes, it is. You're projecting your shitty ideals on to regular people, then saying you're "too picky and focused on school" to avoid the responsibility of being a total autist around women.

The sad thing is, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. You will continue being defensive and personifying that "fox and the grapes" mentality until you're in your 50s, incel and depressed.

Might as well just kys now.

>Why is it so shameful to you to have not had sex by an arbitrary cutoff?

The older you get, the harder it's to find someone who's willing to put up with you.
If girls have some 10-20 years more experience then me, why should they teach me all this stuff anew?
Hell, I don't even know how to kiss properly, while they went trough all that trouble already when they were younger.

26yo
probably never
i cope with taking hard drugs alone in my empty yet dirty beyond comprehension appartment

Lost mine at 20 to a spanish girl i met on twitter
smoking hot but she had a violent temper so things didn't work out in the long run

kissing is intuitive, it's not something you have to learn

country you in bitch?
I#ll come join you

good shit bro keep it up, proud of u

What does a girl mean then when she talks about a guy being a bad kisser?
I've heard it a couple times and every time I envision my first kiss I get terrified as fuck.

france

thanks dad

It means he wasn't hot and assertive. Girls fall for the Halo effect hard. If he's Chad he can do no wrong, if he seemed hot enough to kiss but wasn't that alpha after she says he's a bad kisser

19
I'm surrounded by chavs and sluts. I've had the opportunity at parties (drunk girls), but it was just too much of a turn off. I'd rather do it at my own pace with someone I actually like.

It means he's licking her face like a retard or going for way too much tongue

@43419639
France

Cunt

I really just didn't care about it, then one day I saw a cute grill at the gym so I asked her out and we eventually boned.

I was like 22 at the time, always just been a loner in my free time yet charismatic due to business stuff. Also helps that I'm probably 8/10 in the looks department.

Either bad technique or she hated his taste.
It happens.
Girl can have all of the things a man could want, but after a single kiss, she just becomes awful.
Probably explains why a lot of one night stands would rather suck my dick then kiss me...

>26
>still a wagecuck despite college degree
>live with parents because money
>hometown is typical soulless suburban ghost town that everyone young left when they got the chance

There's literally nobody here

>porn ruined my dick

How do people have trouble with this? I have wanked like 1-3x per day to the weirdest fetish porn the internet has to offer since I was 12 and every time I get regular old vanilla sex my dick is harder than the core of a black hole.

Do you fucking weirdos actually watch regular PIV when you wank or something?

This is horseshit since even fucks on 600lb life have gfs and wives, it's mostly the fact you're not presenting yourself as someone worth having a relationship with.

24 yo virgin here
I think this is mostly because of the lack of confidence, i'm scared to be awkward if something happen,

But a 10/10 girl kissed me for the first time this summer during a party and we sleep together but no sex we just cuddled (she was in couple with a dude and when i put my hand in on her panties she said no)

Honestly i get some mires from girls since i started to get fit/take care of me and have fun, but i don't go to party often so no chance to get laid,

Girls never approach me and I never feel like going trough the trouble of approaching them. I know guys should be the one to make the first move but honestly why bother? I'll get a gf when some half decent white girl shows interest me and if that doesn't ever happen then I'm not supposed to reproduce. Simple as that

Stop porn
Stop masturbating
Start meditation every day to relax

In 2 weeks your dick will work

I've never fucked a club slut or even a slut in general and I've NEVER had trouble getting ass. And I'm a 5'9 , facelet, jawlet. It's literally as easy as not being autistic, and even if you are you can at least get ugly girls

So what even is a kiss? Do I just put my lips on hers and then... I dunno, what do I do? Suck? Or should I be holding my breath? I literally can't even imagine what to do

Act natural guys. It's not a meme.
I lost mine this year (26) to my cutie asian intern (22) who came up to me at the end of her internship. She was a virgin too.

The bitch still broke my heart tho.

I was chubby and did not really took care of myself (shit clothing style, shit haircut) but I coped my hearthache with lifting and new style girls are actually miring me now, it feels good and helps me become more social.

I made some headway with a fit qt but she lost interest. Just need to get back to it. Going to set up tinder. Only looking for an LTR, so that might impede my progress to loosing my virginity.

- t. 19 years old

>user dies from oxygen depravation while kissing

Find a strong church. Recommend catholic/ orthodox, as many protestant denominations aren't decisive enough about faith. Baptists and pentecostals are cool tho

>37
>consistently ill on and off
>Male only schools til 18
>edgemachine until 25
>got caught in an orbiter/backup situation at 31 for years
>not white so I'm invisible to online dating
>the people who like what I like are insufferable faggots. [lel nerd women]
>as you get older people go out less and getting into a new one or even finding a new one is impossible

You can probably look shit up and get better advice.

Here's the rundown, bud:
There's the smooch and the full make out. Smooch is what you give your grandma, except on the lips instead of cheek. Full make out transitions from the smooch and is basically both of you opening your mouth a little bit and smashing lips. Like when you eat and apple, but with no teeth. For the advanced version you slip a little tongue in. Breathe through your nose.

I was until a month or so ago when I fucked an escort, at age 27. It was pretty mediocre. Just save up money and get some good onaholes.

Drop out of highschool and live like a recluse, literally don't go anywhere ever, maybe do something 4 or 5 times a year. I regret it, i've never had problems with girls as far as attraction to me.
Also like this user i'm emotionally retarded from broken household and alcoholic mother never being around

I'm turning 20 in 10 days. I got here by rejecting two advances from unattractive women, and by being a fat fuck during all of highschool. I'd rather fuck someone I love rather than any piece of meat that wants me.

I've met a girl though recently, who I hope I get along with.

26 yo virgin here
Just got off tf2 (I'm trying to complete all the halloween contacts)
It's already 1:30pm
I've got to make lunch
Then I'll sit down and watch t.v. while I eat
It will be 3 by the time I'm done
Then I'll start preparing dinner
Then I'll eat it and watch t.v.
My days are just too full
I hardly even have time to work out 15 minutes a day
I joined tinder but 0 girls swiped right on me in a month's time so I took 3 days off work, stopped eating and tried to hang myself
I'm afraid of women
They all dress like sluts now
They look at me like I'm not supposed to be staring but they're the ones who dress like whores
The only girls that talk to me are under 18
I have a shitty minimum wage part time job that is going nowhere

I think this board has this toxic notion that only the social elite is having sex. It's Chad this and Face, Frame, and Height that.

It's total bullshit.

>tfw 25yroldkhhv
>engineering
>still in school
I have no idea how to meet people. I have no idea how people go from strangers to fucking to getting married all that shit eludes and i cry everyday and i lose sleep every night
>tfw i just want a sweet white girl to settle down with
>tfw i have lost all my youtg

>arbitrary
>age is just a number
>implying a 70 yr old is just as fun and attractive as a 20 yr old
Kill yourself

This

I hooked up at a bar back in January. That was my first sexual experience and first time making out for more than 5 mins. I was so drunk and it was my first time so I couldnt perform. But I put it in raw fir like 10 mins and didn’t feel anything besides slimy. She jerked me off but I didn’t cum so I fingered her and she wimpered and held her breath when she came. It was cash. Then she feel asleep with her hand on my big chest cuddled up to me. Felt good bro. I texted her for a month or two cuz I wanted to date but she’s just a bar slut so it didnt work out.

This is me except i want nothing more right now than to have sex

wake up earlier retard

Oh and I was 22 at the time...

Can't market sups, gear, faggot tier powerlifting bullshit, porn, gym, weapons, martial arts, and ideologies to happy well adjusted selfaware and intelligent people.
That and horny as fuck losers and loserettes hoping to score

21

Objectively ugly and poor social life.

Let me just give you my two cents, hoss. I used to be in the same shoes as you; I didn't deserve a girl because I was going to treat her like shit because of my insecurities. Ended up getting a girl, and I couldn't be happier/sadder. It's odd the way it works, you become dad for the girl. You fight your insecurities with full force to make yourself an example she should strive for.
Most importantly though, know that EVERYBODY has their issues. There are some fucked up dudes out there. I have a feeling you are a good dude, since you even know you have issues. Most dudes will go their whole lives being assholes and not knowing it

>ages 1-19
>never realize when girls like me
>look back at the years and see all the pussy I could have had
>literal obvious signs
>gay friend was going to set me up with this chick
>had no clue what she looked like so I backed out
>ended up being a 9/10 and would date my friend the next school year
>just recently started trying to have relationships
>furthest I've gotten was cuddling and kissing

I'm trying but I was a shy autist for so long that it is difficult to change my behavior. Getting fit has helped but I still need to keep putting myself out there. Too afraid of rejection and have never actually hit on a girl without drugs.

I woke up at 9am
I stay up until 2-3am drinking beers alone in the dark looking out my window with all the lights and t.v. off

Well there's your problem
Go to bed at 11:30

Because if you start having sex earlier you're probably going to have more you fucking dipstick.

>slightly later
rofl yeah 24 is "slightly later" than 16 or 18 when non-spergs are first starting to experiment. Nice cope

>19

Not soon. There's someone I could put my dick inside of but she has insane daddy issues so I'd rather hold off on that one.

22 here. Low confidence since high school. Started lifting to build it up and talk to more girls but progress has been slow. Came pretty close with an on and off hookup in uni but spaghettied it up and she lost interest.