Hi guys, /cgl/ here:

Hi guys, /cgl/ here:

I know our relationship has been let's say complicated but I just wanna clear the air. We don't hate you or think you're pathetic midgets or whatever. In fact we find your dedication to self-improvement admirable, kinda cute even.

Just cause our mods are man-hating uggos obsessed with body positivity doesn't mean the rest of us are.

Anyway, have a nice day.

Fuck you roastie, leave reee

>We don't hate you or think you're pathetic midgets
t-thanks...

Okay...
We still aren't going to dress up like female anime characters or do yaoi stuff for you.

That's sweet of you. I'd love to be fit enough one day to properly pull off a superhero cosplay.

Enjoy your next con, seagull.

Tfw no cgl gf

cosplyers, like emos, scene girls and the like all are awesome on paper, but a very bad idea in reality.

they are all sadly damaged, and undateabable.

it sounds so good - dating a girl who looks like avril lavigne, likes hentai and cosplays... but then there's the fact she cheats on every guy she has ever dated, sends nudes to everyone on her contact list, is bissexual, liberal and a feminist (all bad things)... while hating other women at the same time (a good thing).

>tfw will never get to impregnate this

>speaking for a whole board of people
K

Lurking seagull here, I wish we could have diet&exercise threads over there but they get nuked instantly

You are on to something. I met only 2 emo girls but the hating other women part was very strong and naive me though they know their place.

Right?

I'm a Veeky Forumsizen and my grill is a seagull. We both agree that fitness and health are part of the cosplay. Our bodies are just as important as the outfit and they come together to form the final product. Learning that health threads are pruned over there in gull land makes me sad.

Why is cgl so cringy? I recently heard of it and decided to see what was it about and holy shit man I can tell they're all losers and have no friends

Of course not
She's gay as fuck

2D > 3D

Just come here then where they belong

>bisexual is a bad thing
Fuck off.

T. Indecisive slut

I really do not get that. The whole point of costuming is to try and present yourself as a given character. Physique is absolutely part of a character, sometimes the ONLY part of a character. How can health and fitness not be part of the conversation over a good cosplay? Look at the way people ripped into Justin Chatwin for trying to play Goku.

Really, what do you mean by this? Bi doesn't mean promiscuous. It means you are attracted to both sexes. I hate to break this to you, but straight and gay people cheat all the time, despite their "decisive" sexual preferences. Moron.

There is nothing indecisive about my erections. Either a person makes my dick hard or they don't. Nothing indecisive on my part.

Veeky Forums is conservative. /cgl/ is liberal.

it would never work if we let them have a cosplay general here. let the few cosplyers who are not insane lurk. it's probably for the best. lots of fitizens dream of having a conservative girl who secretly enjoys hentai, cosplaying and so on. but in real life, every cosplayer is a slut unfit for a relationship.

>Veeky Forums is conservative.
You have no way of knowing that, /pol/. The body isn't liberal or conservative. It needs food and exercise and responds to both regardless of politics. Don't bring that poisonous shit here. You already have a board for it.

B-but we can still dress up for each other, right? No homo

Bi chicks tend to be utterly untrustworthy whores and bi dudes are either faggots in denial or straight dudes with low inhibitions.

More like bi means mental illness. Cut on that porn.

We don't...
Just because..
You're a faggot and no one thinks it's funny when you dress up like a girl. It's just gay and creeps most of us out.
Sorry.

You will bear my child on the day of the tunnel roastie slut

It does correlate tho.
If you work hard for something you want to keep it.
Image if Hillary gave half your gains and hard effort to boogie and gave you half his fat and health problems while he shovels more shit food in and you eat clean and work out.

we DO know that. there are many studies showing lifting and high testosterone are tied to conservative views. liberals are lazy, limp-wristed, low-test failures.

google it.

>women are untrustworthy
Really making me think, user.
>male bisexuality doesn't exist
Don't start with that shit.

>bisexuality is a mental illness
>homosexuality isn't
Hmmmmmmm

Look man, my wife works and I stay at home. I am conservative, but I really can't claim to work hard for anything. Life is complicated and you can't just pigeonhole people and their politics. If it was that easy, the pollsters wouldn't have been BTFO in the 2016 election.

>many studies
There was one overhyped online poll that Buzzfeed turned into a headline because it got clicks. This is hardly conclusive and barely even science.

There are a lot of hardworking, rich, property owning liberals who gave millions of dollars to Hillary Clinton. Kinda disrupts your narrative, ya know?

Here is what has a stronger correlation: physical fitness and people who work manual, blue collar jobs. Surprise surprise, manual, blue collar jobs also correlate to lower incomes, lower education levels, and rural living, all things that are strong indicators of conservative political beliefs. Fitness correlates to using your body to do things, not to your politics. That is incidental.

Who said it isn't? It's the same thing. Porn/trauma inducted fetish which is detrimental to health.

Bitch isn’t even fit she’s a skinnyfat roastie bet she can’t even squat 1 plate bet she couldn’t even crush my thorax with her hips. Absolutely plebeian.

The pollsters were putting out false information to try and sway Rs into not going out and voting since they and (((media))) are bought

there are at least two, tho

90% of all of our gains goes to rich whites and baby boomer whites.
This is the future they wanted back in the 80's.

On election night, Clinton took a nap because she thought she had it in the bag based on what pollsters were telling her. You can make a conspiracy about pollsters lying to the public, but if their goal is to get her elected it makes no sense to lie to her.

The moral of the story is: don't put too much stock into polls.

>many
>two
Just stop.

The nap was the lie

all I want is a conservative girl with a style like this...

I never said that bisexuality didn't exist.
I'm telling you the reality of the situation
And bisexual women are untrustworthy as a rule, straight chicks you only have to worry about dudes, bi chicks you have to worry about dudes and bi chicks and dykes. The latter because she'll get bored of dick and want that new pussy smell or play around with girls again eventually like all dykes. If they can't sucker a dude/chick into a threesome so they can get both they'll simply go behind their partner's back.

Male bisexuality exists, but men aren't like women when it comes to sex.
A straight dude will not be turned on by faggotry.
A gay dude will not be turned on by het sex.
A straight dude who has low inhibitions and high test or was trained by manipulative media or "groomed" will be more willing to fuck things that he normally wouldn't. I don't find gay women, butch lesbians, and reverse traps attractive but my dick sometimes steers me in that direction.
Bi dudes as in homosexuals in denial or just gay dudes that can get it up for women? That's like the vast majority of or basically all openly bisexual dudes out there.

Get it?

Lol what does this even mean

Low bodyfat and heavy lifting =/= healthy and fit for the average woman.
Just the people on Veeky Forums.

Bisexuality doesn’t exist. You’re either a faggot or normal.

Social Security and coporate wellfare user.

so se can have a family like this

Every cosplayer is a below average attention whore.
Every single one.

>/cgl/ gf (male)
Fixed that up for you buddy

You could say its a... social construct.

Yeah you should look into those (((whites))) who are getting “””corporate welfare”””. I think you might be surprised. You know most corporations pay a shit ton of taxes right? Like more than you’ll ever pay in your life.

They don't actually.

And by "whites" I mean the wealthy, the rich, the people who sit at the top and manipulate.
You know people like trump, bush, kennedy's, gates. Those evil scumbags.

The people below them that happen to share their skintone? Americans.
Their to crossbred and too indoctrinated into the us vs them thing to be seperated into the various races of "white" their ancesters were before so they have to be part of a generic "white" race.

>mass conspiracy by pollsters to get her elected
>"you've got Pennsylvania and Wisconsin in the bag, don't waste money or time there"
You are such a brainlet. Why are dumb people so attracted to conspiracy theories?

There's nothing to get. Your headcanon about bisexuality in males is complete shit. I'm not a homo in denial and I'm not straight either. Don't talk to me about the "reality of the situation" when you know nothing about it.

I don't care what you think. I'm trying to get huge over here

Wow you convinced me. Because every corporation has 20,000 employees and billions in revenue right? Fuck off idiot.

Trump isn’t evil and you’ve no proof you commie scumbag.

Those votes didn't matter compared to the big states

Ah, so you're a faggot that can get it up for women are you?

Thanks babe.

Yes, the smaller corporations who don't have the money or pull or sheer size or connections of the larger corporations are the miniscule exceptions that prove the rule arne't they?

Speak fot you'reself sweetie

Oh my God. Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania cost her the election, all states she mostly ignored based on favorable polling. Stop replying to me with your silly nonsense.

That's not funny. Just sad. It could have been funny 15 years ago, before perverts became vocal.

You realize you're just playing around with words by making up your own definitions, right?
>There's no such thing as bisexual men, just men who are sexually attracted to both men and women
What is your goal, here? Besides being stupid in public?

Those corporations far outweigh the other in sheer number. That’s the point I’m making. Not all corporations are bad. Most are good.

It’s the international conglomerates that are evil. The Joogles, the goyflix, the Holosofts, Jewlywood, etc.

Men do not work like that user.
We physically and psychologically do not function like that.

You are either a homosexual who can get it up for women or a straight man with low inhibitions
There is no middle ground.

Gay
It was never funny user.
It was always seen as gay as fuck.
The short snatch of time when the gay agenda was able to play it off as a joke that straights could play is over. We're back to the norm of just seeing it as gay/crossdressing/transexualism finding an outlet.

I'm sorry, but their sheer number doesn't make up for the sheer wealth, power and control that the larger corporations have.

Capitalism, like communism, only works in small areas and when controlled strictly by governments.
Good ideas that get fucked harder then a blonde dyke in a black frat when they are carried out to their logical conclusion in the real world with no one keeping an eye on it or in check.

...

there are black guys who are into anime?

Yes

Fuck off kike

Are there black guys not into anime?

Yeah that one pic in particular is just hot because he's hot. The quality of the clothing is very low and it simply doesn't work with his bodytype.

I mean, it could sort of be funny if it was some outrageous outfit, and it could be more interesting if the quality of the clothes was overall better, but as it stands it's just a gay pic.

>niggers
>kongo
I knew niggers had shit taste but wew

>i'm not a homo in denial
Sounds like something a homo in denial would say.

maybe you should stick to lifting and leave the economics to smarter people

u still post here eh :^)

You think a large number of tiny fuck off small business paying taxes means anything at all.
You have no idea of how many taxes they actually get out of paying either.

Have you worked for or ran a small or medium sized business? I'm curious.

>I can tell they're all losers and have no friends
Well yeah, that's the kind of guy you have to be to want to spend your day pretending you're anyone but you.

As for the women, they're just attention whores of the highest level.

Do you guys still eat your period blood?

I'm a man. I work like that. I physically and physiologically (lol) work like that. My lived experience trumps your fantasy. You can write as many walls of text as you want, but they won't convince my dick.

Again, your argument is "there's no such thing as males who are sexually attracted to both males and females, only males who are attracted to males and also attracted to females." You're playing sophistic word games.

Wut? Do you know zero black guys? Black people love anime, especially DBZ. The left tackle for the Packers went to a con this year with like a $10k Naruro cosplay outfit.

>We don't hate you
I shit your board up with my sometimes drunken idiocy though

Gay

HgnnnH. I want to bareback you.

Could've taken FL and undone those 3

>there are many studies showing lifting and high testosterone are tied to conservative views
Is this how high test looks like? Test has nothing to do with politics. Take your toxic shit back to /pol/.

>Zhenya from vlad
>charlotta S fron candydoll

who's bottom right?

Tanya's the only ukrain/russian model to surive puberty with her body in good shape

>high test and lifting can mean an increase in conservative views
>So obviously everyone with conservative views must have high test and lift
Your strawman argument is weak, which is similar to how weak you likely are