Here we discuss the best ways to defeat the wretched longmen and ways to escape the pit. Be sure to share your experiences, conquests, losses, and support below
An ode to manlet suffering:
lotting o'er the lanky Longmen tall, From pits of deep, and grease-ed wall We dig away, 'ere Tunnel Day To heed our Manlet Fathers' Call
Manlets of yore dug mighty holes While barbells rose, achieving goals In pits so deep, where manlets sleep, In forums Veeky Forums where Longman trolls
Far above, the lanky Longman trains Manlets below dwell still in chains We dig away, 'ere Tunnel Day To claim our long-forgotten gains
>How do I escape the pit Escaping the pit is a dream for every manlet and there are several ways to do so. 1. Get two or three manltes to get on each other's shoulders. Then cover yourself with a large sweatshirt or duster and scream to the longmen you fell in. 2. Trigger one of the many grease bombs planted around the gym and threaten to set them all off if your demands are not meet. 3. Lure longmen in to the pit by mimicking a herd of braphogs in heat. Then take hostages.
REMEMBER: Longmen judge other men based upon the opinions of females, this alone proves they are unfit to rule the gym
MARCHING ORDERS: Invade manlet hate threads and remind them the day of the tunnel is coming. Make sure to console other brothers that post self-hating threads about their height. It is important they are keep in good spirits and be sure to remind them of the brotherhood we share.
DAY OF THE TUNNEL BROTHERS
Jose Martinez
This was the first instance of a manlet defying longmen. May he be remembered as a martyr
Jack Sanchez
Kek whole thread
Carter Taylor
What melody am I supposed to sing this to?
Gabriel White
Come on up Manlets you'll all end up back in the pit eventually
Christopher Russell
...
Henry Parker
Now this is some quality shitposting.
Brody Ortiz
Something short
Justin Gomez
DAY OF THE TUNNEL WHEN
Robert Harris
My ancestors are smiling at me, Longman. Can you say the same?
Cameron Baker
SOON
YOU WILL PAY LONGMEN
Brayden Myers
>5'11" Giant among manlets
Michael Lopez
A 5'11 MANLET DISPARAGING HIS BROTHERS?!?! Revoke his above-ground privileges and seize his shoe inserts.
Cooper Gomez
196cm lenk here lurking, good luck escaping the pit.
Bentley Rogers
The manlet uprising has started
Jayden Powell
inshalla
Colton Flores
This is a cracking good thread fellow shortmen, good to be in such condensed company
Daniel Allen
Post yfw day of the tunnel
Charles Perry
>DIG EM DEEP AND DIG EM WIDE
I think you don't have to worry about deep.
Brayden Davis
>"Hear ye, hear ye, my fellow humble yeoman of the pit!" >"We gather here today to fight off the oppressive long man. Anyone below my heighth (6'2") shall be called my brother, everyone else can feck off."
Bentley Reyes
>6'0 Where do i belong guys? some of the longmen are saying i should be in the pit
Henry Harris
>Below 6'2" You are but a mere baron amongst my horde of manlet peasants
Owen Brown
You have the right to bequeth taxes from 20 of my peasants and are promised the eldest daughter of the shortest couple in my kingdom as your spouse.
Levi Gomez
SHUT IT DOWN
Thomas Butler
In order to maintain the position of baron, must ask you to design the next tunnel in our campaign against the long man.
Carter Howard
>tfw me lord doesn't notice me putting trap juice in his protien potions
Ethan Davis
ITS ANUDA SHOAH
Grayson Ward
Is that why my butt is growing and dick shrinking?
Dominic Stewart
where tf does 6'1 fall into? A hedgeknight for the longmen?
Aiden Anderson
yes me lord the emperor of longmen is creating a harem but he can't find any girls over 6'0 so he's making traps
Jaxson Anderson
fuck that's hot
Wyatt Sanders
>6'1 Dont you mean 5'13 manlet?
Kevin White
Meant for
James Smith
fucking lanklet cant even click the right post
Cameron Adams
Fuckin kek
Jaxson Collins
KEEP DIGGING BOYS WE NEED MORE TUNNELS REMEMBER, WE ARE IN THE FINAL DAYS OF LONGMEN RULE
Owen Collins
I'm 5'11. Do I belong in the pit?
Eli Cook
according to the longmen you do they hold power by pushing the manlet cutoff up every so often
Luke Garcia
So it goes.
Angel Green
5'6" what do?
Aaron Hill
Dig.
Chase Diaz
You sing it to the tune of the dwarves' song in The Hobbit. Far over the Misty mountains tall. >t. I wrote it in an earlier militant manlet general and fucking love how much you guys like it. You're going to fucking make it, manlets
Parker Miller
Soon we will blow away the ground the longman stand on and doom their lanky bodies to the pit. Day of the tunnel cant come soon enough.