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DIG EM DEEP AND DIG EM WIDE edition

Welcome to Militant Manlet General Brothers!

Here we discuss the best ways to defeat the wretched longmen and ways to escape the pit. Be sure to share your experiences, conquests, losses, and support below

An ode to manlet suffering:

lotting o'er the lanky Longmen tall,
From pits of deep, and grease-ed wall
We dig away, 'ere Tunnel Day
To heed our Manlet Fathers' Call

Manlets of yore dug mighty holes
While barbells rose, achieving goals
In pits so deep, where manlets sleep,
In forums Veeky Forums where Longman trolls

Far above, the lanky Longman trains
Manlets below dwell still in chains
We dig away, 'ere Tunnel Day
To claim our long-forgotten gains

>How do I escape the pit
Escaping the pit is a dream for every manlet and there are several ways to do so.
1. Get two or three manltes to get on each other's shoulders. Then cover yourself with a large sweatshirt or duster and scream to the longmen you fell in.
2. Trigger one of the many grease bombs planted around the gym and threaten to set them all off if your demands are not meet.
3. Lure longmen in to the pit by mimicking a herd of braphogs in heat. Then take hostages.

REMEMBER: Longmen judge other men based upon the opinions of females, this alone proves they are unfit to rule the gym

MARCHING ORDERS: Invade manlet hate threads and remind them the day of the tunnel is coming. Make sure to console other brothers that post self-hating threads about their height. It is important they are keep in good spirits and be sure to remind them of the brotherhood we share.

DAY OF THE TUNNEL BROTHERS

This was the first instance of a manlet defying longmen. May he be remembered as a martyr

Kek whole thread

What melody am I supposed to sing this to?

Come on up Manlets you'll all end up back in the pit eventually

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Now this is some quality shitposting.

Something short

DAY OF THE TUNNEL WHEN

My ancestors are smiling at me, Longman. Can you say the same?

SOON

YOU WILL PAY LONGMEN

>5'11"
Giant among manlets

A 5'11 MANLET DISPARAGING HIS BROTHERS?!?! Revoke his above-ground privileges and seize his shoe inserts.

196cm lenk here lurking, good luck escaping the pit.

The manlet uprising has started

inshalla

This is a cracking good thread fellow shortmen, good to be in such condensed company

Post yfw day of the tunnel

>DIG EM DEEP AND DIG EM WIDE

I think you don't have to worry about deep.

>"Hear ye, hear ye, my fellow humble yeoman of the pit!"
>"We gather here today to fight off the oppressive long man. Anyone below my heighth (6'2") shall be called my brother, everyone else can feck off."

>6'0
Where do i belong guys? some of the longmen are saying i should be in the pit

>Below 6'2"
You are but a mere baron amongst my horde of manlet peasants

You have the right to bequeth taxes from 20 of my peasants and are promised the eldest daughter of the shortest couple in my kingdom as your spouse.

SHUT IT DOWN

In order to maintain the position of baron, must ask you to design the next tunnel in our campaign against the long man.

>tfw me lord doesn't notice me putting trap juice in his protien potions

ITS ANUDA SHOAH

Is that why my butt is growing and dick shrinking?

where tf does 6'1 fall into? A hedgeknight for the longmen?

yes me lord
the emperor of longmen is creating a harem but he can't find any girls over 6'0 so he's making traps

fuck that's hot

>6'1
Dont you mean 5'13 manlet?

Meant for

fucking lanklet cant even click the right post

Fuckin kek

KEEP DIGGING BOYS
WE NEED MORE TUNNELS
REMEMBER, WE ARE IN THE FINAL DAYS OF LONGMEN RULE

I'm 5'11. Do I belong in the pit?

according to the longmen you do
they hold power by pushing the manlet cutoff up every so often

So it goes.

5'6" what do?

Dig.

You sing it to the tune of the dwarves' song in The Hobbit. Far over the Misty mountains tall.
>t. I wrote it in an earlier militant manlet general and fucking love how much you guys like it.
You're going to fucking make it, manlets

Soon we will blow away the ground the longman stand on and doom their lanky bodies to the pit.
Day of the tunnel cant come soon enough.