See a woman with a dyel

>see a woman with a dyel

...

...

dumb frogposters

>she's cute and he's a trendy tryhard douchebag twink

>meet girl
>she's cute
>we go along well
>"so my girlfriend"

>glad for him
>see a fellow man able to be happy with someone he loves
>smell her braps

>record video of myself benching to check my form
>realize I look like an autistic incel and it doesn't matter how much I bench

>184cm, 65 kg (6'0 143lb)
>never had any problem with girls
>first time sex at 15
>currently with a qt average shut in 8/10
>read dragon ball together and get rimjobs after

...

>women aren't attracted to you
>why don't you have a gf user
JUST

REEEE am i right? haha

Are you me? Holy shit, I just did that last week.
>Tfw

>wow, user. you're so manly ;)
>y-you too

Shit fampai

I have a pet/slave that I met on tinder and I'd never had a rimjob+handjob before

Is there any better feel in this universe?

Do you actually listen to people when they talk?

I never felt something as good, never took drugs like cocaine or heroine though.
First time it was so intense I felt dead inside for 30 minutes after orgasm.

Look at this faggot caring about what others have to say

>realize I look like a fedorafag but I'm just missing the hat

I keep screaming but God won't answer.

>tfw this ugly rat faced fat manlet has a super cute gf at my uni
You know what. Good for him. He must be extremely charismatic and really fun to hang around with. Sad cunts like op that get bitter over something like that deserve to keep posting frogs for the rest of their lives and die alone and virgin

>redditor turned 4chaner claims he has an 8/10 licking his asshole
Please leave redditor
Is she also a virgin qt christian white girl while you are an "alpha" nigger?

Eat dick faggot

>lift 70lbs
>"user, you're so strong"
>she can lift it too

>visit relatives
>"You're a handsome young man user."
>"Why don't you have a girlfriend?"
>"Those girls don't know who they're missing out on."

Bonus points if they accuse you of being gay.

white nationalist shill

subtle faggotry shill

will you both leave Veeky Forums
you're ruining the board