This month's manlet inspection has finally come, comply or be taken to the pit

This month's manlet inspection has finally come, comply or be taken to the pit

Post heights below

5'9 and white

6'0
barley passed

>one inch away from being on the chart

this kills the man

5'11.5 I lie IRL and say I'm 6 even, why did god curse me.

5'8
Please don't take me back to the pit, I can't go back

6'1. I wish i was 6'3.

6'1 the manlets I work with say I'm 6'3 to make themselves feel better haha

>6'

barely making it

6'3 The pit looks a little empty...

7'4", which is a really comfy height, desu.
>inb4 someone asks me if I play basketball
Yes. I play basketball very often.

But how about my future son, will he still be huge like me or is he's doomed if my wife is 4'4"?
I wish my son would be at least 6'8", and I may have hope if I give him the best nutrients and if I train him to be fit starting as a kid.

5'9"

8 feet here.
Should I juice?

5'8"

8’3?! That’s huge

5"6 I'd heem every faggot itt 4real

please do & post results

5'6

>5'8

just take me to the pit. I'm taking some dumbbells for when I bench press.

5'3

5’10”
I will fall into the depths of the pit with my manlet brothers... But I shall wear the crown.

14 5'10 greek god yall can suck my teenage dick standing up lmao beta faggots

5'9
pls I'll go to the pits on my own accord this time no need to use the spray bottle again

>This is ridiculous, this month's cutoff is up 20%. I have a wife and kids. I can't comply to that
>STOP. YOU CAN'T JUST EVICT ME TO THE MANLET PIT.
>LET GO OF ME

>there are people in this board RIGHT NOW that aren't 3 meters tall and above.

5'10 king of manlets reporting in.

I won't even leave the pit for your stupid little inspection. I am the king of the manlet pit. With in iron fist I will unite the shortling hordes. Together we will tunnel to the center of the earth and unleash the hellish fury of Mother Earth herself upon the lanklets. We will purge the tallfag disease from this planet and it will be born anew.

5'11 manlet emperor reporting in

>the pit

either that or he's 6'9 and risks getting trodden on

Stop tripfagging

190 cm because imperial measurements are retarded

185 cm masterrace

Wish I was fuckin 188

funny cause im 6'3 and feel like 6'5 is perfect

Cause you lie

And here I was thinking it was jsut me.
Tough I once met a girl that would rather go for a skinny 6'5" guy, then Veeky Forums 6'3 me.
I guess that contributed to the reason why I think that way.

I'm 194cm and wish I was 6'3.
I feel like 6'4.5" is too tall once you add the shoes as well.
And I like shorter girls

>tfw 27 yo
>tfw 5'3 tall
>tfw balding
If I knew things were going to be like this, I would have taken the trap pill when I was a teenager.

5'5 Umpa Lumpa reporting in, who wants some chocolate?

5'8 asian
>tall for asians
>asian
Well

Asian manlet cutoff is 5'10, faggot.

6'2
Native American hapa

162 cm

6'2''

5'4 king of the midget pit tier. I dream to one day visit the manlet pit

>And I like shorter girls

My ex was something around 53.
It was fun just tossing her around and all, but I shit you not, always bending down for a kiss when standing starts to fuck up your back at some point.
And lifting her up all the time wasn't as enjoyable as I first tought.

how many manlets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

>53

5'3 ofc

May one to take another look at the chart manlet.

5'8'' jew
JUST

5'10 in the netherlands

:( same

I'm 178 cm and I would much rather choose a more attractive face than being taller. If you're around average height and complain about it you dont have anything going in your life that would bother you more

6' 5". I feel like the king of manlets. I feel so intimidated when I see men taller than me. Some of my friends are taller than me, and way stronger; makes me feel like a little bitch.

5,10 hobbit here, I regularly lie about being 5,8 to inflict pain on those around me

hey guys my penis is 6.5 does this mean i am a 'manlet'?

5' 2 reporting in aka Big Boyyy

185cm/6'1, which is fine, but I feel like another inch and a half would be perfect. I'm going to make sure my sons are at least 6'2. Going to find a tall girl with tall parents, and then hopefully in a few years we can sort eggs/sperm based on DNA.

it's time to put down the bottle

...

be happy m8
im 5'7 and i use dumbbells for shelter from storms

Day of the tunnel is coming, longmen.

tfw 6'7 loli

I feel like 6'5 is the peak for looking like a big guy but not being so huge you look like a freakshow outside of the NBA.

I had a history teacher who was 6'8 and that nigga looked so strange in a suit and tie

6'6" reporting in, it's cold up here

5'1" but the license says 5'3". I'm a god damn fraud.

5'11" master race here.

im 5'10 and.. yeah

you just barely made it out of the pit so you are the pit lord and 6'0 is your boss

5'11" manlet Asian

>6'2
>this board has made me so insecure about my height I am literally wearing pic related in my shoes on a daily basis and try to walk as upright as possible at any moment in time

fuck all of you, I even feel like girls are making fun of me when they constantly tell me how tall I am. I swear everytime they tell me this I just want to punch them in the face for making fun of me.

5' 10"

it's fun to compare heights and all but i am concerned some of you legitimately think everyone is consciously/subconsciously noting everyone else heights. Some of ya'll need therapy

Get this fucking Astartes height chart bullshit outta here nigger.

Tunnels ever ever on,
Under gym and under Chad
In pits where never sun has shone
'Neath gains that manlets never had
Under mires by Stacey feigned
And through the weary sets of lifts
Under Longmen's lanky gains
And under their genetic gifts

Tunnels ever ever on
Under bench and under rack
Yet manlets digging soon will spawn
Claiming, then, their gym-rights back
Those who pit and wall have scaled
And dug through earth where pit-rats teemed
Look at last on gym unveiled
And weights and bars they love have dreamed

There're a couple typos in there

>5”9
It’s ok, I’m going to Venus for their low gravity height enchantment program.
I feel like shit that they’re going to reopen my growth plates but it is what it is.

im a 6'0 manlet

I'll never make it bros

>Tfw 8'5" lanklord

5'9". Wish I was dead.

underrated

5'11"
J U S T
U
S
T

How did you guys come out to friends and family? Went to the doctor and got measured a couple of days ago at 5'10.5. I even have on my passport that im 5'11. Im gonna have to tell my family so that i can afford a good lawyer.

>5´10.5"
>live in manlet country anyways
>i'm tall in this shithole

Tthe fuck are you talking about.
90% of asians in non-craphole countries are under 5'10"
The ones in hellholes are 5'9" tops

I'm a manlet hear me sigh
Without height or high am i
gf left me, said goodbye
fucked by chad she laughed at i
this lie that i daily fly
that size don't matter gains go by
and days go by but no love for i can fly and then one day i die
A coffinlet i am sunken in
to rid the world of manlet sin

Funny, I'm 6'5 and a skeleton

I'm 6'2 and finding slim fitting clothing is already enough of a chore. Dressing nicely at 6'5 would be a hassle... I see these tall dudes who wearing shirts that fit like garbage bags - fuck that.

lol your son would rip your 4'4 wives pussy to shredz on birth

fuck up faggot youre the perfect height, be happy

5'9" white male
Have sex regularly
Ask me anything

Are u me

1.87 meters and i have no idea what that is in yank numbers
anyone else see someone and go "fuck that guy is tall" only to realize he's about the same height

>tfw 9'11"
>tfw have to work indoors

Was robert wadlow a manlet

Idgaf what anyone says, 190cm is the perfect male height.

5'9" Manlet Squire

6'9

>tfw mom is 5'2", dad is 6'2"
>I'm 6'
Everything's looking up Millhouse!