3000 calories of broccoli contains 276 grams of protein

>3000 calories of broccoli contains 276 grams of protein
Why aren't you bulking on this super food, Veeky Forums? Do you even?

>lol just eat 100 pounds of broccoli a day mate

Come back after you try eating 3000 calories worth of broccoli and tell us how you feel.

Pic related is what I eat every day. Easy as shit to consume and great value.

>carbs
enjoy being fat kiddo

eating chicken and broccoli makes me suicidal

Best food is seared chicken breast. 500g has 200g of protein and only 1000kcal.

you must not be cooking it right, it's delicious done well. do the broccoli in a pan with some olive oil and salt, sear it

>2:1 carbs:protein ratio

>Hurr Durr carbs r bad 4 u
Broccoli has one of the lowest possible glycemic indices and is completely unprocessed. When compared to bad carbs like bread and pasta, broccoli is a healthy source of energy and fiber.

>glycemic index
>bad carbs
your post started out strong but then you went full brainlet

3000 kcal = 8.8 kg (20 lb) of broccoli, familia. Which is over 10% of the body weight of a normal human male. Jesus Christ.

GOBAD to make it men, let MAD boys stay MAD

Just imagine the farts.

20lb worth of broccoli farts.

Because Broccoli tastes like sadness

Only 17 pounds a day if you're on a cut friendo

>yfw getting those sick broccoli gains

What will happen to your butthole if you eat that much fiber?

What does a broccoli do when it has a question?

Cauliflower HAHAHAHAHA

idk why but i kek'd heartily

Fuck, I chucked

>falling for the broccoli meme

>not injecting concentrated broccoli
its like you want to fail

I FUCKING HATE BROCCOLI
I HATE THE TASTE OF IT, I HATE HOW IT FEELS IN MY MOUTH
WHY ON EARTH DID I HAVE TO BE BORN AS A WEAK-ASS BETABOI WHO DOESNT LIKE HIS VEGGIES

If you don't like vegetables you are a retarded faggot.

did your parents not feed you vegetables or something? Just eat little bits so you dont even have to chew: I do it with peas because i hate the taste of them.

Did your mom not rape you if you havent eaten up the broccoli?

Ever heard of fiber, brainlets?

id fuck this daily if there were wrinkles

>not eating enriched uranium

I started eating my daily ~200g of broccoli raw and now my jaw muscles are enormous

vegans
are they retarded?
the answer might SHOCK you

You will never make it without sufficient broccoli, it’s a super food

I have ibs. I would shit all that out still looking like broccoli.

2002 called, they want their fad diet back.

I only eat half a pound per day since my dad refuses to buy more than 3 pounds.

I don't get it
T. Brainlet

This is literally what op looks like