Tfw only fapped twice since 15th of last month

I felt all of those things too. NoFap is not a meme

a person that gets laid wouldn't make this post

That's the thing. I've already gone through the full 90 days... Edging all the way. I just can't stop.

your brain resets over your adiction.

just avoid fap and porn faggot.

I don't watch porn though.

>do nofap for a week
>girl comes over day 8 (last wednesday)
>we make out and she whips out her tiddies
>notice I'm not getting hard when normally I would
>no by or hj anyway
>decide to fap after to see if that fixes the problem
>she comes over yesterday
>we fug
>keep losing wood and can't cum
Gonna try to go full reset. That was embarrassing. Will taking a viagra next time (to supplement my boner until the reset) fuck up my nofap gains? I just want to sex this girl properly. She deserves it.
Also, it was my first time having sex in over two years, so I'm very rusty. Please help.

Dear Veeky Forums mods, nofap is a ridiculous meme and has NOTHING to do with fitness. Can you please start banning no-fap posters?

Regards,
The rest of the Veeky Forums community

Yes it does relate to Fitness faggot. Why are you so offended? Are you upset you jerked off today and saw this thread and now you’re mad because you will never feel like a God? Are you mad because you lack self control? Or are you angry because you’re a slave to your primitive instincts?

NoFap increases testosterone. Ejaculating releases zinc and zinc is the key for testosterone growth.

Chronic masturbator.

>1 month into no fap
>take a constipated shit
>look into the bowl
>huge load of semen toward the front of bowl
>looked it up
>its the result of being backed up with jizz and the stimulation of the prostate during a tough shit
>no orgasm or sensation of cumming, just gloops out

any other anons experience this?

>dopamine levels

There is no such thing as _dopamine_ levels you FUCKING retarded piece of shit.

Dopaminergic axon terminals release dopamine into the synaptic cleft in response to certain stimuli after which it is quickly reuptaken into the surrounding neurons by the dopamine transporter.

It doesn't float around in your circulatory system. It is not a hormone. It's not like testosterone. There are not "levels" of it.

Talking about "dopamine" levels is as retarded as taking about "electricity levels."

>Hurr durr fapping depletes your electricity level so you have no electricity and therefore have less motivation

That's how fucking retarded you sound you piece of shit.

And yes I know you can technically quantify the presence of dopamine cerebrospinal fluid but this is insignificant to the point you think you're trying to make you mogoloid.

Rolling for them blue balls.

You do realise doing no fap can fug yo dig up. Instead of using no fap for motivation how about you stop being so emotional.

People here are retarded. Just look at the fads

HA

>Yes it does relate to Fitness faggot

No it does not.

>Why are you so offended?

Because it's pseudoscience a nonsense being touted by a bunch of fucking cultists as though there is scientific/medical merit behind it. Throwing around nonsense terms like "dopamine levels."

Just liken how you'd be annoyed if you went to a forum to discuss biology only to have daily creationists threads full of idiots who think there is merit behind creationism.

>Are you upset you jerked off today and saw this thread and now you’re mad because you will never feel like a God?

Exactly. You so full of shit that you think your nonsense will make you feel like a God. Just like praying to jeebus, amirite? Fuck off you cultists faggot.

>NoFap increases testosterone. Ejaculating releases zinc and zinc is the key for testosterone growth.

Praying to Jeebus increases chakra levels. Blaspheming releases chi and chi is key for chakra growth.

You stupid faggot please kill yourself.

LOL WTF

no this cannot be real. i refuse to believe it

>Triggered about self improvement
>Lifting princess
>Jeebus
>mocks faith

fedora redditfag confirmed.

Atheist calm the fuck down, you don't need to foam at the mouth when someone mentions God, not even in a religious way btw.

I've been taking Testrol Gold, and had my test levels measured and actually they are higher than before starting the treatment.

However, my sex drive has improved as well. My gf and I fuck at least three times a week (used to be once during weekends), and the rest of the days I fap on a daily basis, either early morning when waking up or right before bed (I would only occasionally fap before).

So will nofap and sex twice/thrice a week increase my gains, Veeky Forums?

Ebin post. Here’s a +1

...

>Can't deny the facts so goes the Jeebus route

Not being emotional. Just want to fuck this girl proper. What do you recommend I do from here?

>I'm objective therefore im right

Shiggy

You’re still alive? I thought they shot you dead in texas

You haven't done shit if you edged for 90s days, don't fucking lie to yourself.

...

Yes

>haven't fapped since 2007
>can manipulate reality with my mind
>had sex with your dad multiple times

Instead of fapping I just hump my pillow until completion. I feel amazing. I can already tell girls are talking to me differently and I was finally able to hit a 12 minute mile.

>day 7
>jizzed in my sleep

>>tfw can enjoy music at some deeper level
I always get this during nofap. its a nice feel

But there IS merit behind creationism.

Is she giving him a raspberry?

>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html?zx=1998e8879819f700
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/researchers-say-frequent-ejaculation-could-save-mens-lives/news-story/dedd2ce2cb85c9cf6ff67f24c455dbe5
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation

i read this right after OP and u got me

The fapper cries out in pain as his one true passion is attacked.

>Just like praying to jeebus, amirite?

Willpower. Stop watching porn, that's probably what triggers it. Whenever you get the urge to open a tab and watch porn, immediately get out of it and get up and walk somewhere, even just to the next room and back. Do not let yourself start looking at porn. Stopping yourself there is much easier than trying to stop yourself once your dinger is already in the mood to cum. You have to learn to control yourself, there's no other trick that will help.

>porn shills are becoming CAPS LOCK levels of anxious
Makes me giggle

for nofap can i still fuck?

Its real, starts happening to me a few days in. But more commonly after 1 week in.

If you can physically fuck, you probably don't need nofap

Currently on day 7 and I had a dream that I was watching porn and I had to try my best not to fap in my dream. This dumb meme is really taking it's toll on me

I just fucked. But I’m still ejaculating. What’s the use of nofap if I still have sex. Aren’t I defeating the purpose.

Don't listen to these idiots. NoFap's only purpose is to force who otherwise wouldn't be willing to to go out and try and successfully pick up women. It removes the crutch of instant gratification of our desires and requires us to better ourselves and our skills with women to eventually succeed. Besides that, test levels fall back to normal after a spike at 7 days, and it doesn't do nearly what exercising and adjusting your diet does. If you're getting laid without any problems getting hard or being unable to bust like a lot of the porn addicts here then there's pretty much no reason for you to do NoFap. Just keep doing what you're doing since you're clearly doing it right.

Nofap is pointless. Just don't fap more than once a day and try to do it before you go to sleep.

Nigga you gay

You're probably nervous.

Im the OP of the other thread and congrats man!

All u mentioned 100% legit experienced it too.

nofap fucking rules

people can shit all they want on nofap

Im not a virgin nor it is hard to find random sloots 4 me.

Im doing it 4 the gains and mind benefits and feeling of being above 99% other men in yet another thing in Life.

I experienced benefits even be4 I knew about them in early 2000 when it wasnt a thing even.

For me and myself we WILL serve the Lord, and others can do what they want. But for lurkers I will stand up and repeat xxxxxx times that it works 4 me and u should try to see if it works 4 you.

I dont wanna argue but I do want to help others see into shilling agains nofap in nofap thread? how stupid is that? Very stupid, borderline retarded.

what about just fapping less?

also if you don't have a gf I don't see the issue with watching some vanilla porn, especially if you'd actually had sex and/or a gf before. it more reminds me of what it's like to fuck rather than the weird oob thing people can do with porn.

also I feel like next time I get a gf I will stop fapping, mainly because I'll just save all that energy for her. I already do that even like if I'm gonna go on a date I won't fap for a few days/ the week before the date.

also no fap is really impractical for me because I'm a yoga teacher and while I'm teaching I would straight up pop a boner while giving hands-on adjustments

just my 2 cents bois

my boss is researching testosterone levels linked with intercourse and/or masturbation. So far, the data is inherently inconclusive about whether fap or nofap really increase testosterone production. One major point - according to him - is the guilt associated with masturbation and to an lesser extend in intercourse. He told me in discussions, that sexual actions with guilt heavily influences cortisol levels - even if the participants don't realize this. However, non-guilt (

I think 2-3 times a week is the sweet spot in my experience. I'm able to focus in everything else I'm doing, and I actually feel turned on when I do masturbate. I really just do it if the mood strikes and it's been a few days since the last time. I guess NoFap is useful if you're addicted to porn or jacking off, but I've never had the need.

you find it disgusting for the many reasons which become obvious when you have self respect

>tfw last time i fapped felt amazing
>tfw last time i fapped felt depressed and fapping felt really gross and disgusting

pick one, faggot.

fuckin nice

I believe this "meme" by the simple fact that there are more people showing their faces on the internet claiming it works and it's benefits that there are people saying it doesn't on shitty,negative forums

>mfw I fapped 3 days in.
I want to kill myself.

Everybody fails at it a few times. Keep trying if you want to do it.

Nofap is weird, and noporn too. Well this is what I did: first did nofap for one month, flatlined, refapped then.

After that, did nofap and noporn for two months. Couldnt sleep well so decided to fuck a prostitute

And now I am still completely on noporn. But some kind other noporn user told me a secret: That I should fap to the imaginations of women, or memories of women from real life. And I did just that.

I can sleep now without feeling too energetic. But I also dont feel like I am destroying my brain with porn anymore. I am fapping to stupid stuff even. Just tits, ass of regular women that I see. Which are suggestive.

The only problem that I have now is this weird position that I am in now. I am treating it a little bit like porn...I am trying to find good images of women to fap to. But reality is so mystical! Sometimes it provides...but when you are looking for it...it DOESNT!

But now I feel much...much better than with porn. I am even starting to notice the contours of regular women. Not hideous ones mind you, not these fatter "regular women" but normal ones. Which I didnt notice so before because I fapped to some super hot, blond pornstar chick.

So I am not sure, but I think what I am doing is stepping into what I should have done when I was 14 years old, when I didnt find my dads porn stach in the attic...and then the internets afterwards lol. This frustration...this search and lust in my gaze towards women. Surely it will eventually pay off and heal my brain! Today I shall fap to the ankle of a woman that I saw!

Sounds good to me user

I have experienced this. It happens more when I've been aroused and pent-up.

>Stopped hair from thinning

Bullshit, that's 100% genetic

Congrats. Now try for 11 mins.

Post your body fedoralord I bet you look like a bitch.

Damn that was hot

>promotes nofap
>thinks sucking a bellybutton is sex
pottery

>Actually believes in NoBrap

WTF is wrong with society that it enables such idiots to be idiots and feel good about themselves?