What do you do when you really want to have a cold beer?

What do you do when you really want to have a cold beer?

Have a cold beer

I drink a cold beer. Every time this

I remember I'm not a weak-willed faggot and then pound down some water

Drink it and run an extra mile the next day

>and then pound down some water
maybe not weak willed but you're definitely a faggot

I have A cold beer.

>when u see the word pound and get a tingle in ur ass and feel ashamed so u call the poster a faggot

I have a cold beer. Unlike you, I do not skimp on cardio for idiotic reasons and I don't care about "muh gainz". It's nice to have the best of both worlds.

good one, you really killed it

just remember.
live is all about them aestetics.
if it tastes good - spit it out!
also cold bears shit weak willed faggots out in the woods!
be first class alpha echelon male! DONT have a cold bear!
eat water and run 10 miles extra next day ok.

I remember that alcohol is a normie crutch to sooth their pathetic existence. Water makes me happy and content because it fulfills my bodily needs and refreshes me fully.

yeah you killed it too calling someone a faggot for drinking water.

>I remember that alcohol is a normie crutch to sooth their pathetic existence.

Yeah, I think this is true. I think it's true for any useless and destructive shit that gives you a dopaminergic response. Drugs, WoW, porn, etc.

Scooby, pls go away and stay go. I stopped listening to Scooby when he criticized a runner's form when the runner had PERFECT running form (e.g. 180 cadence, midfoot striking, perfect stride length, etc).

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have a beer and calm down gay boy

But beer and alcohol are good for you, you jabroni. Beer specifically improves vitamin B levels, heart health, bone density, and reduces inflammation. I would post links, but the fucking spam filter is cock blocking me. Google it.

>Complaining about being called a faggot

Trip on, Poutine.

>tfw ultrarunner
>drink beer all the time
>after a long run, knock back lots of beer with running friends
Maybe you should stop worrying and enjoy life a bit.

Yeah man just fucking don't do anything enjoyable ever because who the fuck needs pleasure that's for weak ass jabronies.

Real men live a life of pure mundanity and suffering.

I goddamned fucking well have a beer
Unless I'm working, and then I don't

I dont know, I never do

It is a beer mate, it ain't a cake.