Pics that just screams Veeky Forums

>pink hair
red flag

I've never even watched one of these autists videos but I've tracked him through Veeky Forums for so long that these make me laugh almost as much as if I had.

>4'11
uhh what
more than a foot in height difference is a turnoff

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The hair is the least of his problems.

But it's clearly a girl.

FGC lifestyle.

I have some bad news, user

>his

What's the joke here? I don't see a cock or anything.

Not yet you don't

Got this one yesterday

user added a ">" so now it says
>girl
Gedddddit?

typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Rider_of_Black

Nice to meet you newfriend, welcome to Veeky Forums.

Nice tumblr .gif

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Nah, THIS is semen demon Astolfo.
Fuccbois can't compete.

Girls like bears, right?

This post pretty much sums up Veeky Forums

>no fang
R U I N E D
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welcome to Veeky Forums

Shit man, what's it like being 3'10"?

Jesus Christ this is the most psychic meme I have ever seen

At least he has people supporting and encouraging him

>no feminine penis

G R O S S

does fit unironically like trans girls?

that would be so great for me...

The loneliest Veeky Forumsizens do

dunno how fit pictures so precisely feelings that I thought only I had. I mean its so SPECIFIC!!!

addicted to that feel

Yeah nice job calling others new while you post some tumblr shit.

where are these lonely souls? do they have hard abs and shapely glutes???

god i sound creepy lol

what is this from? image results have nothing

Why? More girls left for you or are you a homo?

Veeky Forums is the gayest board on this website

Yeah, they might also have sort of ugly faces or awkward personalities, assuming they're lonely for an obvious reason. I'm good on both ends, but enjoy solitude for example.

>tit cow
>no benis

But there's even a dedicated homo board? This doesn't make any sense.

Tits are awesome.

i'm a straight girl who happens to have a penis.

well everyone enjoys their alone time.

how do you think someone could find one of these guys? like irl or something.

>"the reason nobody bothers with THAT chick Mike, is because she keeps blowing fucking bubbles in her root beer!"
>"she must be insane!"

which board do you think you are on right now ? this is the dedicated homo board all other boards that claim something else are mostly for attentionseeking faggots but this is the OG homo board.

Veeky Forums is the og homo board, /lgbt/ and /hm/ are mere imitations

what is this

I felt that something was wrong with the barbell...

go to a gym and look for the jacked guy that looks decent yet always seems insecure about his body. he will tend to listen to music on his headphones while he pretends to ignore everything around him, he will look to the ground when you are near him and if you try to innitiate eye contact he will most likely look away instantly and then proceed to "secretly" check you out. this will usually be done by looking towards you through the mirror because similar to Basilisks these creatures are afraid you might turn to stone if they look at you directly.

also they usually wear a hoodie that is a bit too big for them, lift heavy weights and as soon as a female is close to them they will always act shy and never talk to them and if they do they just mumble something stupid and embarress themselfes.

so go up to them and ask them if they can spot you while you do some exercise and then talk to them asking if you are doing it right and stuff. these guys are so lonely and have such low self worth that they will fall in love with you simply for paying attention to them and being nice.

trust me I have been on fit long enough to know and I thank god every day I didnt go that far down the rabbithole to be among these people.

Irl is sort of a gamble. Most guys will expect a girl with girl parts you know? Might have luck at gay bars or something but I dont know much about those things. Online seems easier because you can be more upfront about it safely

traps are not trannies
traps are gay
trannies are degenerate

make sure when you fuck boipussy that the boipussy knows its boipussy and not regular pussy

Haha sucks to be that guy. I'm glad i'm nothing like that at all. HAHAHAHAHA

this was a lot more detailed than i was expecting. thanks! you seem pretty nice :)

might be hard to pull that off though, as i'm basically the girl version of that guy lol. life is kinda dumb sometimes.

how did you avoid the "rabbithole"?

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>i'm a straight girl who happens to have a penis.

L O N D O N

Also pics pls

If you're already down the hole then all you can do is dig deeper and see where you'll end up.

>tfw currently the side bf of a girl on the left AND a side bf of a girl in the middle
>tfw no one's main bf
Hold me Veeky Forums

Someone who's sincere and kind would probably not have any side bf's

>how did you avoid the "rabbithole"?

well I had some decent social skills because I was popular as a kid so although I had a pretty bad period I wasnt as socially awkward as other people here. also not being a NEET and having a few friends helps a lot. Also doing well at university boosted my confidence along with lifting so that was what turned it around for me eventually. not saying I am completely happy but atleast I see the light at the end of the tunnel.

I am only really here because I recently finished university and have free time until I start my job which is next week so I have nothing to do right now and I gotta say Veeky Forums still feels a bit like home to me as strange as taht sounds.

i've posted pics before. some people like them but mostly people tell me to stop attentionwhoring and also to gtfo

bby I'd literally suck you dry and fuck you full no homo

oh! it's really great you're doing so well for yourself. sounds like you're unironically living the dream lol :)

i hope things go well at your new job!

LITERALLY suck me dry?? how does that even work? sounds kind of terrible desu

What a cheesy image. Also tfw when living up north and the days are getting darker and darker. This shit is affecting my gym mentality big time.

>stores pictures of traps in his pc

yeah i love these cheesy pics. they're motivational and fun.

SAD :(

i get it too. kinda want to try out one of those weird blue lights that are supposed to help. ever tried that?

thanks, and although things are going well I am quite ambitious so I still have a long road ahead. but 2 years ago I couldnt imagine doing this well in the meantime so I am happy for now.

maybe it is the lack of sunlight that causes your fatigue and lack of motivation. you could consider supplementing vitamine D. also it is way more comfy when it is dark outside.

Last year I bought some 1 billion lumen light, which was supposed to lift my spirits, but it just ended up giving me a headache.

lol that's a lot of lumens. SAD can eat a dick :(

Pls gib sauce

>also it is way more comfy when it is dark outside.
I hate it. During the polar night the sun doesn't even rise at all. Shit really fucks up with your mind. Plus it's cold and my car doesn't like it.

>decide to visit Veeky Forums to see what's going on here
>every single thread is fukken gay
never again

>side bf
lmao did you have to beg them to give you sloppy seconds?
be honest, how does them main chad's cum taste?

First: Fuck you, traps =/= trans. The word "trap" is an exclusively appearance-based qualification and has absolutely nothing to do with gender identification

Second:
A lot of Veeky Forums thinks they like 3D traps too, because they're extremely proficient masturbators and probably have come into contact with huge amounts of porn containing them.
But the difference is that the "traps" that they find arousing are perfect.

Be it because they're 2D, or because they're covered in photoshop, the traps that Veeky Forums faps to are more often than not just girls to all extents and purposes.

But make no mistake, most of them will just be repulsed if approached by an actual tranny in real life.
The point of a trap is that they're perfect. The name itself means that they have to be able to "entrap" you unti it's too late, because they're indistinguishable from a girl even AFTER they tell you.

Something that a tranny won't be able to do unless they're a 10/10 who started transizioning at 10

i'm close to being there i think. once i get enough saved up for the surgery to shave down my adam's apple. i pass well at work and stuff, and my voice is nearly perfect.

i think, anyway :(

So what do you look like? Just curious.

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underrated

like a girl, mostly. thin, white (tan), long brown hair with blonde highlights.

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where is this from, want to read

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Not gonna lie to you. my boy friend is a less fit of this guy. So happy hes not fit. He would look like such a douch

Let me be honest. I did this. And i am not even 4 months in and already found some one. Just working out and dieting and losing that first 30 did wonders for me. Got so sick of just fucking 18-21 year olds, with no relationship.

Hard to imagine a guy looking like a girl. But i guess it's possible. I'm from a small town so I've never seen people like that in real life or maybe i just couldn't tell.

The world is a weird place.

Nah, it just kinda happened that they wanted to be "more than friends" but felt sorry about breaking up with their bfs. One bf is a fat manlet and the other is a skelly cuck

>how did main chad's cum taste?
Better than the sweat you lick off your "gym brah" in the locker room, that's for sure

I'm a fucking loser man. I haven't hugged a girl, let alone fucked any pussies. I'm more inexperienced than the average 16 year old.

At least i have my barbell by my side. She'll never leave me.

well i'm not a guy. but i get what you mean lol :/

i unironically do

:)

wish there were guys like you around my tiny hick town.

TO be honest with you bro. I dated the same girl in highschool, but i never fucked her till we got out of highschool ( we where engaged{we broke up about a year after highschool haah}], but once you get out of highschool, Shits easier, Trust me. I went straight into the work force (was already working as a maintenance worker at a hotel when i was 15. ) right after highschool.

Literally 2 thing you need to know.
Confidence not ignorance.
What i mean by this is, Have confidence but dont be an ignorant cunt about it. Dont act like your gods gift to the world, but know your actual worth.

I live in florida and they are everywhere. And its bad. My boyfriend is flamboyant but bro hes not a sister looking fuck boy haha

I'd fuck a tranny if they were 100% passable. Other than that it's just gay

Didn't mean to offend, i'm just not used to this stuff because i live in the middle of fucking nowhere. It's hard to wrap my head around these things.