Pianoman's autopsy results

All the brain and organ damages other than enlarged heart is probably because of the lack of oxygen after the accident, and then spending time brain dead in a coma for quite some time..

on numerous occasions he said he did, he said it was super important to get checkups and bloodwork done

in one of his recent videos he's at some health clinic, in order to get igf1, and by the sound so of it they do some thorough testing too

So if I had to guess rich was just lying to us all when he said he was healthy

Brainlet

Of course he was lying.
The dude has been dying slowly for fucking years.

Was it the steroids or diet that caused all the artery damage and plaque build up?

Yes.
Dude at nothing but red meat 7 times a day and did multiple grams of gear for years.
Also that plastic shit he had all over his body was breaking off and going into his blood stream and combining with the cholesterol creating huge lumps free floating half cholesterol half plastic frankenstein monsters.
God knows what that shit was doing to him.

We can SEE that he couldn't fucking breathe in a lot of videos. He was literally fucking suffocating.

>cause of death: undetermined

Um, he fell and hitted his head...

Not now, no.

He was a corpse before his head hit that table user.

What plastic shit? I don’t know much about this guy, did he have fake muscle implants or something?

Pretty sure, also think he had facial implants and stuff

not the user youre replying to, but i think he's referring to the synthol injections he had.

Yes.
His arms back ass and calves and maybe his dick was all injected with about 10 pounds of organic plastic.
It's the same kind of shit those faggot male pornstars inject into their dicks.
Apparently no human being on earth has ever had that much put into their body ever in the history of human kind.

how insecure must you be to do this... jesus

>huge lumps free floating half cholesterol half plastic frankenstein monsters
t. broscience nobelist

>TL;DR massive cookie overdose
>doesn't even count, just a snack

kek

This is what happens when you blast gear and take a ton of workout supplements everyday, well over the normal dosage.

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Just think, in 10,000 years when humanity has been wiped out, aliens will find piana's pmma-mummified corpse as the last remnant of human civilisation.

>No toxicology tests were administered because the hospital discarded the specimens, despite an explicit request that they be retained.

Hospital killed him

Not going to make it

It does seem rather shady the sample was just thrown away

Plot twist. No samples could be sent because he faked his own death. Paid off the doctors to write a fake autopsy.

They probably did make a fake autopsy.
I mean they threw out the samples and didn't take a toxicology report.
That's shady as fuck.

Humanity.

right babe

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Probably from eating out all the time, remember this mother fucker never did cardio.

he literally did do cardio all the time

for 15 minutes on the stationary bike lol

Hospital was probably paid off so we couldn't see all the cocaine he was snorting.

When he was doing that Keto shit and eating nothing but pure fat. Keto probably killed him.

Watch his videos, cocksucker.

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This is the final stage of Rich's plan. Removing his brain has confused the FUCK out of his body. He's going to DESTROY that motherfucking casket and rise out of the ground 400lb completely shredded. And his catchphrases have been repeated so much they are now natural bodily impulses. No need for a brain anymore. Right babe?

*RIP Pianoman, miss you

Holy fuckin kek son

Fuke me lel

pls be real

Synthol isn't plastic and it works by creating scar tissue making muscles appear bigger. The oil gets absorbed and broken down but the inflammation caused by it builds up the scar tissue. Synthol has to be injected repeatedly

made me laugh but also made me sad

Holy shit he's dead. I've been away for months and this is the first thread I'm seeing coming back. I've missed so much.

TIL. Still fucking gross looking.

Holy shit. I can not put into words how insecure people like him are, and there is tons.
Everything has to be big to make up for the lack of height and penis size, the phone is too big, pants too big, watch too big, belt too big. It's absolutely ridicoulus

bretty good

Whatever it takes indeed.
We're all gonna die, Living large while you can beats the hell out of some extra years just staying alive as a wrinkled sad cunt in retirement.

Natty propaganda from mad & jealous docs who can't even train arms for 8 hours

>the first four scoops of the day
>Scoopbois

Could the synthol be the causative agent for the fat emboli in the lungs? He was surprisingly healthy for a guy doing loads of roids

You're right. Which is why there's a damned good chance that the autopsy report is bullshit.

lung damage from snorting pre workout

What killed him was his doublesized heart compared to normal human
His heart left humanity behind.
Most of those are normal for older human especially for someone who was in fuckin coma for 2weeks

Exactly.
Which makes the autopsy seem suspect as fuck.

No the autopsy is fine but the retard reporting is has no clue about medical field kek, its clickbaity like necrotic brain tissue, well no shit if your brain doesnt get oxygen it will start dying lmao

so fucked up kidneys bc of al lthe protons>?
Are we all ded bros?

Leaving humanity behind... whatever it takes.

I never want to be dead

>No toxicology tests were administered because the hospital discarded the specimens,
> despite an explicit request that they be retained.
hmnm

I don't think he was necessarily fucked. Nothing in the autopsy stands out as a potential cause of death, other than cerebral oedema/ischemia. No recent injuries, potential liver failure. Nothing really major in a critical care (other than CO) context.

If I'm jumping on the conspiracy wagon, I'm going to say he was pumped full of narcotics and died from the resulting respiratory depression. Liver failure + ICP + pneumonia = shitty respiration and excretion of drugs. Obligatory IANAD, just a boot-fuck student nurse.

Can any medibros chip in their thoughts?

Care to share some source material?

What i dont get is how his gf did t think roids was a factor AT ALL according to her video.

Not bad.

seems to me the biggest issue was his heart. everything else could have come from being in a coma in the hospital for 18 days.

he may actually not have been in that bad of shape

>So if I had to guess rich was just lying to us all when he said he was healthy

Like his leathery skin and yellow eyes didn't give that away when he was still with us?

The only acute complication I can think of when it comes to cardiomegaly is sudden cardiac death. But surely a pathologist would pick up on TnT/TnI, or CKMB during
postmortem biochemistry?

That's Rich for you. Laughs mixed with genuine feels. Really cheered me up in the last few months during some shit times.

youtube.com/watch?v=w7ZK7OkfeXA

He had pmma in him

Alright you armchair idiots, actual medfag here.

The trach tube, urethral catheter, and rectal tube all mean that he was in the ICU and bedridden for a significant amount of time (18 days) which means then that the majority of autopsy findings are likely to be from lying down without moving for that span of time.

"The lung appeares moderately-markedly congested with purulent pleural effusions."
Directly a result of being intubated for such a long time. Any time you're stuck on the tube for more than 3-4 days, you're likely going to develop a nasty bit of pneumonia. It may hsve contributed to his death but it most likely developed after time in the hospital; same goes with the majority of findings.

"The 3160 gram liver had a smooth serosal surface and that was yellosish-tan and greasy in texture from (mild) fatty change with no gross gibrosis, cirrhosis, necrosus, or neoplasm. The gallbladder was unremarkable."

Only "mild" fatty change and the absence of fibro/cirrho indicated that the liver was fine prior to admission, despite its larger-than-normal size. Likely no significant liver damage despite the ascites, which are due to being in the hospital and being administed a fuckton of fluids intravenously.

"Brain: edema, necrosis, ischemic changes"

These are microscopic. It happens to literally everyone who dies. Check the passage discussing "no abnormalotu noted in the reflective scalp, calvarium, dura, meninges... no obvious herniation... cerebral vascular system unremarkable... etc. All of these indicate that at least structurally, the brain was fine."

Now several anons did correctly idrntify that his heart was fucking HUGE: 670 grams as opposed to 330 +/- 50 for the average human. "Mild atherosclerotic disease" occurs with nearly every male given that you live long enough. "No fibrosis, infarctions, or focal lesions" means not a heart attack.

Ultimately he likely developed arrthymia from both the heart size and/or cocaine use, which killed him.

He was 6'1

>with 3" insoles yeah

I am not a medfag but know a little about this sort of thing and this guy's completely right. The only thing I saw in the report that set alarm bells off was the size of his heart. Everything else happened after he went to the hospital.

kek

What are the causes of an enlarged heart?

Much respect to medfag, legitimising the REAL reasons behind Piano’s leaving behind of humanity.

JUST

Roids

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>tfw we will never see another Pianoman video
RIP in peas Ricky Piccolo, u were my favorat natty vegan lifter

7, 8 and ( are all from death though, pretty sure he had a stroke in there somewhere and those are key indicators of a stroke post-mortem

if it was just 7 on it's own it can be an indicator of a BH

>Ultimately he likely developed arrthymia from both the heart size and/or cocaine use, which killed him.

yeah right

My heart is fuckin' BUUURNIN'

God DAYUUUUUM..God damn it

Growth hormone I think. Steroids aren't great for it either but as far as I know, HGH is the main culprit. I'm sure he knew the risks. Still sucks. I feel as if over the last few months he was trying to find a healthier way, but the damage was already done.

Brain: edema, necrosis, ischemic changes"

These are microscopic. It happens to literally everyone who dies
- no, dude. You don't see necrosis and ischemic changes postmortem if the patient didn't develop it while still being alive. Edema, slight liquefaction, yes. But not circumscript lesions.
Otherwise I concur. Cardiomegaly probably persisted for a long time. Might have caused atrial fibrillation, embolic stroke.
Pneumonia, pl. effusion and ascites probably irrelevant as they're most probably hospital acquired.
Another medfag.

t. armchair pathologists

ah user the first picture ive saved from here in over a year
thank you

Now he is free and the never ending arm workout can begin.

GH

You'd be surprised how many shady/weird things hospitals do, not always necessarily out of evil, but sheer laziness. A similar but much worse thing happened to someone in my family when they passed. I think a class action lawsuit was brought against the hospital.

I really hoped they'd cut his arms open so we could know for sure, once and for all, whether he used synthol/plastic or not.

You guys got it all wrong.

Rich has been telling us for years! He has finally ascended humanity!

When the time is Zyzz will ride down on Riches humongous back to fight off the scourge of dyel and curlbros.