I'm a wanna be roastie but right now I'm just R9k trash

I'm a wanna be roastie but right now I'm just R9k trash.
How can I become a Stacy?
Help.
I'm guessing squats but I have no idea.

First things first. Are you girl (girl) or girl (boy)?

Also show a pic so we can come up right a personally tailored routine

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Is the fact that I'm too lazy to get up and take a picture a really bad sign?

So are you fat, ugly or both?

If you are a girl and are considered higher than 5/10 you just have to dress up slutty and camp out local bars.

If you have high standards or are trying to get a 'Chad', that's another story.

Don't be fat. Wear makeup. Go to bars. Suck dicks.

pls be in london

That's pretty much the whole process

Nope. Looking more for getting the body and not for social. Activities.

Hoping more to become a cam girl and not have to. Talk. To people.

I'm 5'5" and 120 pounds.

Stop using full stops mid-sentence you retarded aspie. You'll make it to gainstown if you are too stupid to use Google. Go for a run get off Veeky Forums

Just tell her how many push-ups she needs to do.

You dont have to say a word to suck a dick, females live on easy mode

How do I get chad? My body’s shit but I have a decent face at least an 8

>Hoping more to become a cam girl and not have to. Talk. To people.
>I'm 5'5" and 120 pounds.

Post pics.

Unless you're exceptionally unfit you can probably cam right now. You seem mildly spergy though, so be ready to shove lots of shit in your twat.

Post pics, make a cam site, prey on lonely fitizens and take their neetbux

Do Starting Strength, then

*cam site handle, you get the idea though

you could probably do it now. Just get into cosplay and play tht niche market

You don't need to be fit to do that tho
If you want to feel more healthy and potentially live a higher quality of life then fitness is good, but if you just wanna suck dick you can just go do that

>wanting to be a roastie.
Like its easy, just don't be fat and guys will fuck you.
The proest of all pro tips. Don't expect it to end happily. Just because a guy fucks you doesn't mean he will date you so if you take the route of the roastie be prepared to be one of those women writing "I can't possibly think of any reason why I am single at 40" articles.

>Go on a cut or fast hard.
>Drop the weight while doing cardio.
>Reach twig mode.
>Start eating at maintenance and lifting.
>Bulk and lift regularly, don't focus on one thing unless it needs focusing on.
>Congratulations you are now fit thicc.

To cam successfully you need one or more of three things, attractive body, attractive face, or hit a niche/perverted market.

It'll be full time too and you'll have to manage several social media accounts and be in touch with the virgins if you want to make it to the top.

Don't be fat
Be very hygienic
Don't sleep with guys on th and first date
Get off tinder
Dress nice
Smell nice

That's it

i thank you for the image and refer to back to it.

Wow- a girl, fucking easy mode
Eat like shit and then shave the fat off everywhere except your ass + do sqauts then where tight ass and skimpy clothes.

>Get off tinder
>Don't sleep with guys on the first date
Do you know what a roastie is?

You don't even have to be fit if you have a big ass. Somewhat slightly chubby with a big ass is still good in mens book

saturated market, women exploited my site owners with promise of money, in reality you recieve very little, degrading, low fulfillment. get a real structure to your life desu.

If you are actually attractive, you walk up to chad and say "hi". If he is interested he will smooth talk you into coming back to his place.

If you are an attractive grill, it's not complicated.