Hey son, dinner's ready! Chicky and Brock, just how you like it...

You're like piss fetishists, who need to inject their fetish into every conversation. That's gross and that's the reason why have your own containment board.
This is a comfy father thread. Get off my lawn.

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They just don't get any attention on /pol/ because it moves too fast. So they come shitpost on other boards.

Sure thing da' , can we play backgammon after?

Thanks dad! I'm on a bulk cycle so is there extra? I just want to make you proud by getting big and strong. Love you dad, I'll be right down.

NIGGGEEERRRSSSSSS

LOVE YOU DAD

"YEAH FUCKING P-PISS ON ME DAD!"

t. nigger

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>smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>steals
SO U BE SAYIN
>gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>eats a skittle
AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
>collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
>licks teeth then smacks lips
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
>does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
>opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE WUZ
>dindu nuffins
FINNA WE WUZ
>sucks air through teeth
AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ
>pulls up sagging pants
SO WE WUZ
>instinctively looks around for the police
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
>faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
>scopes dem titties
SO WE WUZ
>shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
>chucks spear
AYYOOO SOM FINNA
>sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
>strokes welfare check pensively
WE WUZ
>throws up gang sign
SOM FINNA
>swings from basket ball hoop
WE WUZ
>grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
>participates in drive by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
>converts to islam
U SAYIN WE WUZ
>repeated world star yelling in background
SOM FINNA
>sells crack
KAAAAAAAAAAANGZ N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>evolves from primate

Golly, thanks a lot dad! Is mom and other dad joining too?

heh

Sure thing my ni- dad

thanks dad

aiight bro.

Thanks dad. I always knew you were black

When did my dad stop being dead?

Why doesn't anyone notice he's opening the front door whenever this gets posted?

All this /pol/ is lowering my test.

Dad fled the country when I was 7, so I don't have to put up with this shit

My dad disowned me who are you?

youtu.be/1WWMUDrqJFk

Faggot liberals have lower test than conservatives.

And lower cholesterol

>"HURRRRRRR IF YA DON'T SCREAM NIGGER AT EVERY IMAGE OF A BLACK U MUSSSS BEE A LIBSHIT DUHHHHH"

sperm count*

>conservatives
>racist
Pick one, fashfag. Insecure socialist garbage, the lot of ya.

My dad made the best chicly and brock

>conservatives have higher test

Also, always rely on /pol/ to shit up a comfy thread.

> >evolves from primate
That's incredible!

Imagine the lack of a sense of irony and raw autism required to make this post.
Think about how much urine would fill his pants if a black person knew he posted this IRL.
Unironically, KYS. You will never benefit society.

He looks like a nice dad

t.nigger

I wish my father cared about me

Nice cope.
But seriously, who will miss you?
You're strictly a detriment to society.
Kill yourself in the woods so your dead body doesn't scar anyone who might wind up mattering.

>coping with the fact that I'm not a nigger
oh boy I'm laffin

I know that feel you’ll make it man.

You gonna tell mommy about your successful escape from your containment board at thanksgiving?
I wonder what she thinks about when her friends talk about their sons who matter.
Maybe she just says your dead to avoid the truth.

>coping with the fact that you're worthless even though you're not a nigger
hehe

I live a good life with good friends and family, keep talking shit, but if there's one thing I'm certain is that you will always be a ugly smelly negro, also:
>only /pol/ is racist
boy I'm laffin

>further coping coupled with outright fabrication
The stigma around suicide concerns people who will be missed. This doesn't apply to you so please do not hesitate.

Do you tell them about how much you hate niggers? How about the kike conspiracy? If your family isn't redpilled, are they really your family?

this is an ancient pasta dude just go back to redit

>dude y-you're lying
whatever floats your boat nog

Remember to put the gun in your mouth, as opposed to pressed against your head. That way, you'll die instead of winding up a vegetable who will continue your legacy of not mattering.

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Go back to redit

is that all you got, telling me to kill myself getting stale at this point, I'll leave you too it :), don't forget to get that daily cardio from stealing bikes.

Another great method is an intentional heroin overdose in the bathtub. The heroin works to depress your CNS and avoid the panic of drowning while the water works to make resuscitation impossible. Like peanut butter and chocolate :^)

Seriously just get out nigger, you are not welcome here

Contrary to popular belief, 'exit bags' do not need to be airtight. Simply envelope your head in a plastic bag of any kind, ensure the tube is above your mouth and use some kind of light binding to stabilize the apparatus after you lose conciousness. Not any gas will work, helium or NO2 is far and away the best option.

pretty funny. took some effort.

>implying my enticing you isn't making you uncomfortable
Seriously man, thousands of people decide to end it every day. You think you know something they don't? Consider it for me, pretty please.

THEY'RE CALLED TENDIES DAD NOT CHICKY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>samefagging to stave off honest consideration of suicide
Bro, you don't matter. If this world was meant for you, you would. You are a mistake. Cut out the middle man, come full circle and reach your natural conclusion without the further suffering of living in a world that is rejecting you like a tumor. Suicide is considered very noble in other cultures.