That guy who exhaustingly whispers "fuck" after a challenging set

>that guy who goes poop at the gym mid-workout

>that guy who goes to the gym

his technique makes me diamonds

STOP STALKING ME

Literally AND figuratively me.

>that guy who worries about what others are doing between sets, between sets

I literally cannot stop yawning between sets. Do I have something wrong with me brahs?

>that guy who make a funny face near the end of his set

>that guy who exhaustingly whispers "jesus" after a challenging set
That guy is me.

>the guy who reracks the bar after a set instead of just throwing it to the floor

>That guy who still drags on even though they know that it's all for nothing and they will never be happy

>that guy who goes to the pretends to go to the toilet while waiting for people to finish their sets, because he is too autistic to ask people when they are done

>that guy that keeps hitting on the cashier knowing damn well she doesn't want to have anything to do with him

You Will Delete This Now.

>that guy who lifts during sets

I drink water between every single set

>not screaming fuck when you miss a rep
Ngmi

>that guy who leaves without finishing his sets when someone enters the area

>that guy that's too autistic to ask to work in

I drink water when am not even in the gym.

I usually go up to these people and ask if they wanna work in

delet

Ded

Shit I actually say, somewhat loudly:

>fuck yeah!
>get te fook!
>ah deed it

>that guy that thinks racking huge weights is impressive

>that guy who drinks water whilst doing sets

>that guy who SCREAMS "FUUUCK!!!" with every step on the treadmill

Fuck you dude. And yeah, I'm checking out your girlfriend you ginger faggot.

>that guy who looks around to see if anyone is impressed with how heavy he is lifting

>that guy who states autistically at the wall/floor between sets

>that guy who brings his gf to the gym and you're pretty sure you recognize her from somewhere..

>that guy that has a laptop in his small home gym that shitposts while laughing at his own shitposts in between sets

smhtbhfamilia

>this
oh you dont? forsure just checking

are you acrobolix ?

>That guy who drinks hot black coffee with a long straw while deadlifting

u tired brah

>That guy who thanks god after a set

>that guy who watches porn on his phone in between sets to keep his blood pressure and heart rate elevated

>that guy that wears jeans on arm day

>that guy that refuses to make eye contact with anyone in the gym

>that guy that makes eye contact with EVERYONE

kek

>I work out at home so when I whisper fuck after a challenging set, the only living being around to hear it is my cat so I dont feel awkward

there was some fat asshole doing that this morning during my recovery chest session.
He was doing meme curlwork supersets and would loudly go "fuckkk"
He left huffing and puffing, but gotta be fat for football amirite? jesus the rage

lol, I do that

>that guy who supersets the rear delt machine for 30 minutes and still looks like shit months after repeating this "regimen"

is that you user? kek

>that guy who does 5 reps on squats and rests for like 3 minutes
>EVERY WORKOUT

This exact situation happened to me, including reracking the bar. Are you me?

No you are me

Ay up Tom

Me

>that Meathead who feels insecure when he sees somebody doing something better than him

>that guy who only has 10 copies of Daniel.

>that guy who gets repeating digits

>it's me

>that guy who says "shizzle" out loud and cries after each set

>that guy who profits from his investments after each set

i am that guy
:(

>that guy who hasn't made any gains in 3 years but still goes to the gym 3 times a week

thats me fuk

And he still thinks he has made massive gains

These are literally me. Am I a bad gym-goer?

The ol natty snifferoo

nice

Literally what i do, prevents your blood pressure getting too high

loads of people at my gym do this

>that guy who chants spells instead of counting reps.
Oh wait that's me.
Being one of the gym wizards but having your identity concealed is EZ mode.
All of the perks and none of the responsibilities.

>that guy who looks like Harry Potter but puts like 70lbs+ than you in the fucking overhead

>that obviously depressed loser doing SS and staring at the floor in between sets

>not drinking hibiscus tea instead of water during a workout

>not getting those blood pressure lowering gains
>not getting those antioxidant gains to battle oxidative stress during workouts

hibiscus tea master race

underrated

Literally and figuratively me

>that guy who gave up on his dreams
I won’t let it be me

>that guy who wears two belts to squat
>that old black guy with massive shredded bodybuilder legs and a dyel upper body who sits on the stationary bike for hours at maximum resistance while wearing sunglasses
>that guy who screams extremely loudly spraying spit all over the mirror during squats and tries to be quiet but can't help it
Last one is me

You're probably feeling uncomfortable and don't know what to do with yourself. People yawn all the time in awkward situations.

Remove this post please.

>that guy who looks really fit but lifts babby weights

>that guy who purposely touches the tricep rope

enjoy your bacterial infection

Kek, that's me with every good looking girl I see

Hopefully they don't think I'm a creep

>Tfw gym cuties were checking me out today

>taht girl who wears "gymshark" clothing in bright pink/blue/green colors

>that girl who lifts more than you

I had the same problem and asked my doctor and she said that and said it was could happen if your workoutss are intense

>that guy who laughs during sets

I almost killed myself doing that. I don't know why I think about fucking jokes while lifting heavy

>That guy who tries to lick you while you deadlift, and runs away gigling when you try to comfront him

>that guy who decided to do a leg day when he had a stomach bug and shit his pants

Wish I could have been there to see it lads

>that guy who still posts "that guy who..." threads, even though that meme is totally outdated and no longer remotely funny

>that guy who has no sense of humor