BLAAARGH!!! user! HELP!!!

>BLAAARGH!!! user! HELP!!!
There's no one other at the gym except you and him. You're in the middle of your set. What do?

Tell him "Your digits tho"
Then hysterically laugh as his trachea collapses and he dies.

>Run over
>Try to lift the weight
>Snap my back because I'm dyel

This is why I squat facing the wall

curl the bar and spit on his face

lean over him and say "COME ON, BUDDY IT'S ALL YOU!"

in this situation all you need is encouragement

ask him what kind of retard sets up the safety stands and still manages to drop the weight on his throat

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>right side of the weight under the safety guards
How!?

Ask him his polical alignment. Save him or not based on the answer.

Unload the plates and help of course. What sort of savages are you?

Oh I see. It's some budget rack where the safety doesn't go all the way back.

Pull down his shorts and fuck his butt

Run out of the gym and get out of the country because if he calls me by name he's a a cia nigger

Scream "IT'S GOBLIN TIME" and start curling those weights

"Feeling fit, buddy?"

Take out mobile phone, film and upload to /b/ for the lulz. Then help him

Assuming I'm lifting wearing my Assassin's creed robe, I'll just say "requiescat in pace" and let him go to the afterlife.

>rape

Deload one side. He doesnt even have collars on so it will be easy.

Grab the innermost plate of the closest side and pull everything off since he isn't using clips. Then scold him for managing to miss the fucking safeties because he's lifting way more than he's capable of and couldn't control his descent.

>lifting in jorts
He deserves it...

rip my home gym
fuck now i'm scared

OC for you fags.

The ultimate snap city

>view number
nice

Underrated

I'm going to beat the fucking shit out of you for posting that image.

Immediately stop my set, run over and pull weights off of one side. The bar will naturally fall to the other side and off of his neck. Call ambulance and gym staff afterwards

Just pull the plates on the left side out.

How the fuck do people fuck up basic squat rack safety though?

Jerk off on his face Facebook live it and then run for congress

kek

*laughs evilly*
Well, well, looks your in a bit of a pickle aren’t you?
*walks away*

finish my set, drink some water then help him

Ask how it got through the safety bars and become neo for finding a glitch in the matrix

If he's ever fucked with me I would let him die. If it was a woman I'd let her die. If it was Aniki I'd save the day.

>Be me last year
>Pretty big guy
>Just got done working out
>Stop at Chipotle outside of a Walmart for my after workout bulking burrito
>Nice day for winter about 60 degrees
>I'll stand outside my car and eat this
>Just enjoying my burrito and I see some guy snatch some ladies purse
>He's running right towards me
>She yells "stop that guy!" (reminded me of Spiderman)
>I'm mid bite of my burrito
>If I stop him I will lose it
>Oh no oh no wut do wut do
>Take another bite of my burrito and step out of the guys way
>Lady looks at me "you could've stopped him easily you were twice his size"
>Hold up my burrito and smile as she walks away pissed off I didn't white knight for her

So chances are I'd keep working out.

Could've had her buy another one

take my time helping him out so he can spend those extra seconds learning his lesson VERY thoroughly so he never ego lifts like a suicidal dumb ass again.

He's screwed, dude. A wimp like me can't save him.

Remove the top text and it will be funny

You are the change I want to see in the world, keep up the good work user, I wish I could buy you a beer.

Fuck that, the woman DEMANDED that he stopped a mugger, who could very probably have a pocket knife or something, only to recover her bag. She then complained to the guy, like if he was her security guard employee or something. Do you think she would have been grateful and bought him a new meal? Fuck no, you don't understand women. They act like that because they are taught to act like every man on earth owes them something.
When was the last time you saw a woman risking her life for a stranger man? Oh, that's right, never.

there goes my hero

bro those were funny

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Just pull the weight on the right side off

>Nog steals something that's not his
>Nog sells it to buy crack
>Nog does it again the next day
>Neighborhood goes to shit
>White kids start getting hooked on drugs

You are the change I want to see in the world

...

He was white.

BENCH HARDER BENNY!

It'ss based on an old pornhub meme, hence the rhyming.

"if he dies, he dies."