Listen up you DYEL bitch, here's my offer

>I'll finance your supply of chicken breast, rice, and oats, but under a few conditions
>you have to Bench 2 plate and Squat 3 plate in the next year and a half, and find a gf in the next 6 months
>if you don't reach these conditions,all the money I've wasted on you becomes debt
>well? You need to make a choice.

didnt we have this exact thread yesterday

Kevin O'Leary is my enemy. I would never do dealings with him

>people shit on Kevin
>pretty much all of the people who have taken Kevin's deals are successful
>retards go with the other clowns and get fucked

Honestly I'd go with Kevin no doubt. He knows his shit, and although he seems like an asshole he at least tells it like it is. Consider the following. People rarely go with Kevin, meaning the people who do go with him are on his radar because he's not flooded with 80 different "entrepreneurs". Kevin is a billionaire because he built a business and sold it, he knows how to build businesses to the point where they can be bought or are successful on their own. The other clowns didnt build shit, and they have 80 people at once they loan money to hoping one of them catches lightning in a bottle so they get returns.

Tl;dr

Kevin's legit, he knows his shit and you should take his deal.

>don't listen to Kevin
>I'll guarantee you your goal body within 18 months of lifting and I'll even throw in 2/3/4/5 and all im asking for is a sex slave contract in which I dom you a minimum of twice per day for the next 10 years.
>tick tock...

I think Lori is hot, but people think I'm weird for that

Am I weird anons?

Fukken sold

>Am I weird anons?

I am infatuated with Lori G

Not at all. She is legitimately a turbo milf

I think I could do it, considering I can already bench 2 plates, but only squat 1 plate lmao.

>rice is like 15 lbs for $15
>oats are like $3 for a good sized tub
>chicken is the cheapest meat I can buy

Fuck off Kevin

What about the last part?

Jokes on me, I already have a girlfriend

>bench 2pl8
>squat 1pl8
what the fuck are you

i'm similar
my bench is at 255lbs while my squat is at 225lbs

>don’t sell yourself short kid
>Lori I love you but you’re out of your league and Kevin is just a gainz goblin
>here’s what I’m gonna do
>I’ll get you a thousand dollar escort off backpage TONIGHT and a year of personal training with greg o Gallagher, but you need to say yes right now

How the fuck is this even possible. I can squat just of 3pl8 and can do 2pl8 bench and I thought my legs were kinda lagging

healthy ratio between bench:squat is 3:4
stop skipping leg day you DYEL fucks

What's the catch?

He has to spend a year with that fag kinobody

>If I fail I only have to pay back things I'd have to pay anyways if I didn't take the offer in the first place
>there is a chance for me not having to pay back
so obviously take it.
The only thing that concerns me is his economic interest in my progress. What's coming out for him? Is he trying to guilt-trip me into becoming some mule for the mafia or something?

>Thank you Mark, but I'd like to hear the offers from the other sharks

I started this meme. Just saying

Thank you sir. But I will say that the meme needs to die or at least the posts need to get more creative

Because they are likely high bar squatting with emasculate form for reps on sets.

Immaculate*

Had a slow moment there.

Hold on a second....
>18 months to achieve body goal
>120 months of sexual slavery

The annual body depreciation rate is, with regular maintenance, of a 4% weight gaining.
Add that I'm 39yo so it makes even harder for me to maintain...so, 6%...it makes a gaining of 51% weight on my current stats....thus reaching a 105,7kg when the sex period finishes.
Being 1,68m tall makes me a lardass by that moment so my retirement would be a disaster.

Who's gonna take care after a year and a half? If I'm gonna follow your degeneracy at least I need something to stay fit. Also I want 35% of your sexual satisfaction during the dom period.

This is not normal, guise...

......what you got in hands, Mark?

>now bench 1pl8 and some change, squat 2pl8
>already have gf
Bring it, Kevin

>Max bench is 240
>Max squat is 325
>Already have gf

Gimme da monies

I'm on it! Cya in 6 month in this thread

Kevin go to bed

I don't know what it is about squats but I can't rep them for shit. My 1rm for beltless atg pause squat is 305 by my 5rm is 225.

Meanwhile my bench 1rm is 265 and my 5rm is 235.