I’m back lads. Dubs decide opener

I am Ulfor, lord of analingus - behold my cursed slug

Do it op

i want to fuck you fart box

shoo shoo nigger

honestly other than memes and online chatting do you actually meet/smash the girls on tinder?

i don't even use tinder, facebook or any other social media so im curious

Dubs have spoken OP.

Now you really have to do it OP

Trips confirm. No going back now.

Op i....

When do you leave?

rolling again for new dubs

Good Shit Copypasta Lyrics. good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit. 10. Submit. Show More (5)

Digits have decided your fate OP. If she asks if you actually have an STD before you say anything else ask her "if I say yes would you still let me smash?"

Nice one. Sorry for the delay.

You will fucking do it OP

I did nigger

Legend

...

I have another one for you lads. Dubs for opener as usual.

But I also put a winking face. Its not gonna work without the winking face OP.

You have a lot of freckles

Baby I've got the biggest micropenis you've ever seen

...

...

fuck sake you got trips and that was the best you could do?

Do trips count OP?

Clean your room

I've met girls on tinder. They run the Gambit honestly. Some are just looking for a free meal and others are pretty cool. All depends.

Let's go get a drink later tonight and after that fuck like rabbits

...

I have a domination and scat fetish and would like to meet a girl open and secure enough to engage in scat play such as pooping on each others face and then licking it clean. I know this is offputting to some but I find it is better to be upfront about these things than to make a connection and ruin it later. You're really pretty btw.

Hows my tinder?
Not OP I just want a cute gf or multiple cute gfs
Becareful OP its easy to get reported and banned

The maxilla is the most important bone for facial beauty.

MINE OP, FUCK THE TRIPS

Wasted. People actually pull withlines like that on tinder. This shit is par for the course.

Do instead OP.

Why do you have a topless pic if you look like shit?

and they say romance is dead

>fuck me or I'll kill myself
I'm fucking dead

lol'd

I like that approach very subtle

Yep

Nice pics mate, bio could be better.
Tbh I don’t care about getting banned, I don’t really need tinder.

stop pushing your shit faggot, it's autistic

fucking kek

pic1 is awful
your arms and hand placement looks awkward

pic 4 is a good first pic

keep 5 and maybe 6 too

the others are bad

deffo go with 4 as your first one though

Forgot to reply to this one lads. Only dubs decide this time.

Literally the whole point. Making OP look autistic is half the fun.

normal people don't know what good looks like

What made you swipe right

Are you the fat or the normal one in your piture?

I wanna park my dick in your son

It means that I accidentally right swiped you, you dumb THOT

this

swap 4 and 1 and delete 6 or retake without that douchey try hard pouty face, otherwise good desu familia

They’re both fat lmao

how can she be this dumb

Winner winner chicken nigger

FUCKING KEKKKEKEKEK

deliver OP

I mean I have Parkinsons you thick cunt.

OOOOOH CECELIA YOURE BREAKING MY HEART

Lmao

The absolute fucking madman

text her this next OP

Winners

Op I love you. No homo

thanks for doing this OP you're making my days

Why aren’t the mods deleting this shit?

Sorry babe, my retarded brother grabbed my phone. So when are we fucking at your place?

Last one just unmatched lmao.
Here’s a pajeeta for you lads.

#4 should be your first pic and you should delete #1 and #3. Also change your bio to something less off putting and confusing.

You won't have to poo in my loo.

what a coincidence I am also a NEET

Here’s a pic of me to keep this shit Veeky Forums related then nigger.

Wanna put on a thong and suck my schlong?

First you shit in the streets then you shit on my heart

fuck. reroll

I want to jerk off your nose like a micro dick

Holy Christ OP, routine?
Do not send if this post is dubs

Let's go out for drinks and I promise you after, you can touch my abs all night when we are fucking. Deal?

you have a beautiful smile

I won't mind you cleaning my backstreet

I’ll roll for this too

Sorry about that. My dog's girlfriend grabbed my phone and wrote the earlier message

I’d like to shit on your street if you know what I mean

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand telos The boss fight is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the special attacks will go over a typical players head. There's also jmods nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The players understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike telos truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in telos's existential catchphrase "hold still invader," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as jmod's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. :joy:

show bobs and vagene

Reroll

Párkinson. Hahah fucking lol! I’d unmatch because the idiot can’t into humour. Good one. I’ll definitely steal that one

Following the hybrid method right now. Mix of WL PL and a bit of BB work.

open bob

many people think that hitler exterminating the jews were wrong, and i agree. He should have focused his manpower on cleaning all of india instead, washing the poo people away from the streets and building a new aryan paradise.

KEK