My gf called me little friend

>my gf called me little friend
>tfw can’t react like a little bitch
>tfw have to suppress my insecurities
What would Veeky Forums do?

Have you tried not being born a dicklet manlet?

call her big boy

>what would Veeky Forums do
>gf

Is she French? In French little friend means like boyfriend

Context?

go to the gym and lift the pain away

>What would Veeky Forums do?
>react like a little bitch

Don’t know, want to ask, but at the same time don’t want to be a little bitch.

call her "my big girl" and throw other subtle remarks at her throughout the week that she is getting fat. but then again I am a horrible person.

Pick on her faggot

She’s pretty petite. Also I’m not autistic enough to fight negativity with more negativity, and assume two minus becomes a plus.

that is reasonable, then just be more dominant in bed and throw her around a bit móre overpowering her a bit if you are really worried about her remark. just indirectly stand your ground in this relationship.

but please only take this as a suggestion from someone who is a narcissist that has problems with his huge ego.

>you’re not that tall user
>tfw not allowed to reach like a little bitch
Masculinity complex sucks

grab her wrist and squeeze really hard while telling her not to disrespect you

My girlfriend openly says I have a small dick to her friends in front of me, I don't mind because it's true and I've learned to accept my life as smaller man.

>be abusive

stop baiting you cuck fetishist

it's only abuse if you do it on her forearm or upper arm where it will bruise. the wrist is good because you won't injure her but you get to let her know how much stronger than her you are, gotta let her know the pecking order bro

There is a difference between abuse and violence

it's just a small show of force to keep her in line, nothing wrong with that

Nah, but in this day and age, there is a thinner line to be crossed.

The actual, non autistic answer is to just let her know you don't like it when she calls you little boy, and even as a joke it kind of hurts your feelings.

>it's not abuse if it doesn't leave a mark
Were you picked on a lot as a kid?

>friend? bitch ai aint ur friend bitch

I waaz kiddiiiinnnnnnggg hehehehe P:

Abuse is relative

Roll her over. Stick it in her ass and put your hand over her mouth

Trips of truth

Dubs dont lie

This is pretty much the only way to regain your dignity

bend her over and just fuck her next time you bitch boy

non ironically

get her back you pussy but dont prey on something shes actually sensitive about

>be me
>im 5'5 (5'6 on a good day), gf is 5'3
>gf makes fun of my height
>call her baldheaded or say she has a small ass
>go back and forth, escalating until someones feelings are actually hurt
>get mad at each other for a bit over something really insignificant, then do something sexual
>rinse and repeat

Choke fuck tha shit outta dat ho or u a little bitch made fuccboi

get another gf. she will break your heart

A. Tell her you don’t like being called that
B. Joking say she’s a big buddy
C. Grow up

>"yeah? Say hello to my little friend"
>unzips dick into her mouth

>Joking say she’s a big buddy
Are you Marco Rubio? That didn't exactly work out for you, did it?

No
I don’t have a gf though either

Just be like "h-haha but you like it right? P-pls respond"