How long until i can squat once again Veeky Forums ?

How long until i can squat once again Veeky Forums ?

Who cut you in the ass?

By now you should already know what of meme squatting is

Sam Hyde obv

Two months minimum.

nice ass, would slip my dicc in

Just do leg press

i got poked in the leg a few years back it took like 2 months to get back to doing somewhat athletic things

>kiss me user

>he keeps getting away with it

How did you even manage that what the fuck

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Don't stop. In fact, cut another slip into the other asscheek. The cut relieves pressure on the legs, making it easier to squat larger amounts of weight. I recommend you use this as a time to improve on your squat.

better pic

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doesn't look that deep you'll be fine

>you will never get stabbed by a roastie
Why live?

when they say pin glutes its not using an actual pin across your glutes m8

Ask your boyfriend to cut his fingernails before you make love next time.

>ywn have gf to give you subtle hints to start cutting

Storytime, faggot

Doesn't look deep at all, looks like it just cut the skin and a bit of fat, I say get some gauze pads and some medical tape and maybe do light weight to see if the movement or friction makes it worse.

oh no a slit what will you ever do now that you have 2 pussies

>imagining squatting deep and having it rip open even more with each rep

AHHHHHHHHH

kill yourself
not even kidding

>posts pic
>doesnt even provide story
you are such a fucking faggot you deserve your cut open ass and I hope it gets infected and your ass rots away

>tfw no thot to agressively bite your ass

Got in a motorcycle and completely ripped through the connective rib cartilage on 3 ribs on my left side.

Took me literally a year before I could work out again, lost all of my gains. Don't take injury lightly, it hurt to breathe for months and I walked hunched over for quite a long time due to the pain.

Were you shaving user? That part of your ass looks comparatively hairless

Am I the only one that sees this?

Motorcycles, not even once.

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You should get that stitched asap

I saw this too, checked

Looks like your partner has a third hole to utilize user.

What the fuck is wrong with us, guys? Apophenia?

i want to put my tongue in there

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You're officially a meme, assslitanon, congrats.

Rub some dirt in it and walk it off. You'll be fine.

Great edit. Save this one:

brah it doesnt even look like u squated in the first place

your ass is gonna have a fucking disgusting ass scar. just tell them it was a mountain lion or something.

Damn you can see the adipose tissue....pack some oatmeal in it like Gladiator

>Having a vagina on your ass
How horrifying

10/10

god damn

Calm down user maybe he's just new. He'll learn eventually

It's better r-right /f-fit/?

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>retard in the thread not getting stitches as atll

not gonna make it I swear

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GO TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR

you could literally die from this if you don't go to a doctor, or lose your entire ass.

>he went to the ER