This is my current body. why can't I get a gf?

this is my current body. why can't I get a gf?

who wears short shorts?

fags.

Next step is to become a trap

This guy did, so you most likely will.

% body hair
Bro are you even male?

yeah I shave

You ARE the gf.

user, you are the gf.

Rare lotus post, nice to see you around

You have a hot body, but the thing is Im a guy. So that means you look very girly and probably girls wont be into it as much.

But id suck you off no homo

Do you shave your pussy as well?

wtf guys stop calling me gay I have nlu shave for swimming and biking

you answered your own question

Good bait have a (you)

Want a bf instead?

>20 posts and no one mentions that op doesn't even lift

Add hunched forward shoulders and no discernible mass - we spooky skeleton
>mfw

you are the gf

No idea. You're ripped as fuck brah

Underrated

U can get a bf

How tall are you? that's all the matters

5 foot 7 inches

Because dress like a fag and have no ass.

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Did you look at the picture before you posted it?

Might need to do more cardio on your personality.

I will suck your benis no homo

You can get plenty of girlfriends.

Emphasis on friend. Get all dressed up and have a girl's night out with the gals because that's where you belong really. Have Stacey be your winglady

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Oh my word if that is you I want you.

You are a gf

this guy has been making these posts in various boards for at least 5 years, how fucking mentally ill is he?

you should be looking for a bf with that feminine body

There are amazing things chicks like this would love to do to little guys like you.

Maybe it's cause you shaved your arms and legs you fucking homo.

Lanklets, will they ever learn?