What is the Veeky Forumsest way to masturbate?

Inside tight boipucci no homo of course

Oh boy, I've never told anyone this story but
>Be me
>16 year old, horny all the time
>Find a picture of a diy fleshlight on the internet
>Try to replicate it
>Find two kitchen sponges and shove them inside a glass
>Put my dick into it
>Doesn't feel good
>Try to cum with it still but stop and finish with my hand
>Wake up with a rash on my dick
>Dick head is completely red
>wtf.jpg
>Too scared to do anything about it
>Go on with my days
>It hurts to masturbate
>Take hot shower
>I literally start tearing a folder of my cock head
>Like I was shedding skin
>Normal ever since
What the fuck happened?

is this shopped

Probably just shedding your puberty skin. Happens once or twice to all males.

Yeah. Otherwise, she wouldn't fit in the picture.

Oh alright, why the fuck aren't we taught this in sex ed? I was just taught about herpes and blue waffle or some garbage. I have some small fordyce under my dick too and was freaking out as a teen, asked the nurse about it and she didn't know what the fuck it was. Manned up and asked my dad about the bumps and he just responded that it was normal. Didn't know what those fuckers were until I came here.

double overhand

hyo a shit

Anally, with another man's penis.

I used to stand and deliver with fat white girls.

Arms were 19 natural inches, and my glutes were made of diamonds wrapped in rawhide.

In the dark bedroom, at 2am, using the moans Stacey is making from Chad as fuel

Lewd K-pop webms

A hater of your own people I see

Just using a dating app in another country as an exposure method to get used to girls.

Okay, I'll take your word for it. Don't start every single sentence with hey girl.

Ok, I’ll use it less.
I’m using auto fill to make up whole sentences so I’ll pick different words

Didn't your dad teach you how to not rip the skin by using someone elses mouth?

My dad never really taught me anything

In front of a mirror, into your hand. No hand movement - just thrusting.

Mount a fleshlight at a steep angle like this, so the only way to penetrate it is by doing pullups

Lmao

Could you show me?

Tried this. Doesn't feel as good as your hand.

There is no such thing as shedding puberty skin, you egg. The user you responded to was making shit up. Your dick got an infection from grating it against two unsanitary sponges.

But The travelling salesman said it was normal

One-Arm Pullup

Self felatio would be appropriate for this crowd

Were the sponges used already for washing dishes by chance?

Is masturbating while sniffing panties degenerate? Asking for a friend

Someone post that crazy ass skinny robot thing with the fleshlight some autist built a few years ago.

It's called molting. Happens when your dick grows to an adult size and the old skin isn't big enough for it anymore.

Having my girlfriends mom do it for you while her dad watches

Fucking some sort of toy (death grip is a no-no) using only your imagination with a non-virgins perspective on sex.

...

I have a friend who does this and he's definitely a degenerate.

Is putting things up your butt gay? Asking for a friend

plank thrusts with one of those 20lbs of pussy and ass.

ugly nigga

How do you know his masturbatory habits?

no straps only chalk

Probably had bleach or some shit on it that burned off your dick skin you dingus

laying on the side massaging your butt with your dick behind your legs

>tfw no butt scratches

but what if I for example put my slightly worn boxers over my body pillow and sniff it and pretend I am my own gf?
especially if I play with his undie and suddeenly the alarm clock goes of and I say "tha's just unfortunate, I just wanted to rock your world" and give him a kiss with a cheeky smug smile?

Riding a horse sized dildo until you cum is god tier for your core muscles

GOATSE guy had better abs than anybody here

anyone got the screen cap of the guy designing lifts with fleshlights? Probably that.

>tfw abductor doms, so have trouble spreading legs

Jacking off with one hand and lifting weight with other hand.