Whose life is worse

Ive fucked girls with my parents the floor above me why can't you?

Alright I'll play

>27 yrs old
>works 2 shitty wagecuck jobs
>Has to bicycle to work
>no car anymore
>Got a DWI when my dad died
>Spent 17-23 doing mountains of MDMA, LSD and mushrooms and smoking hay bales of weed. wasted my time & braincells going to all sort of music concerts & festivals
> Slightly burnt out from drug use
>Single for 4 years
>only JUST got into crypto
>Portfolio only $500 USD
>$40 in my bank act
>Live on my own
>Have to pay bills to have a house / electricity / food
>In debt by about $15,000 from a failed attempt at going to a college fresh out of highschool cause I didn't know what to do

>living in parents basement
>125k in debt
>Useless degree
>No job
>Car repod
>350 Pounds
>Can't keep an erection due to excessive porn use
>27
>2k worth of Airswap, 100$ in bank
Fucking kill me.

Good luck user

story time please?

Are you me??

>Live with GF.
>Wagecuck about euro 1400 a month.
>Dropped out of college.
>Only euro 3000 savings
>Currently playing with 300 euro worth of crypto.
>25.

buy funfair

>33
>bought Link
>still holding Link bags

>20

In 10 years you'll be 30 and will have lived another 50% of whatever you've lived so far but this time you will be an adult in your 20s and not a goofball little kid.

Oh wait, just saw you got your gf pregnant. Nvm, I misread. Lemme change my pic from the wizard pepe to something else.

> make 7 bucks per hour
> live at work
> car i got for free cause original owner wanted to get rid of it
> eat one food per day not to starve

your crying is funny to me

>23
>Moved out of my parents basement and back into my room which I never leave
>No idea how to invest in cryptos but I browse biz and my predictions have been spot on, so I waste my time wishing I knew how to make money of cryptos instead of something productive
>Wagecucking 7 days a week
>blew it hard with the only girl who would love me back as much as i loved her, no future gf in sight while living with parents

It's time to pump and dump some lead into my face

>20
>5k AUD in crypto (majority in OMG, waiting for OMG to soar mid next year)
> 1 more semester then I finish my finance degree
> finish my last exam for the semester tomorrow then I go straight into full time work in a warehouse, work 50-60hour weeks during summer (min $1k/pw after tax because I do so much overtime)
> have a 6 week europe trip for 6 weeks once I finish my last exams next year
> Life is good

>18 yo
>35$ bank
>3500$ in crypto
>i doesnt have 5k yet
>living on a poor country

hello, you are me

except I don't wasted 4 years after my drug use period like a broken toy boy and i shortly made some massive gains in crypto with masternodes and shit

>feelsgoodman

yeah. what should we do bro? sometimes i sneak them through the window with music on. it's not like im not allowed to have girls over, its just awkward as fuck having random girls over whenever.

>living in Eastern Europe. Parents basement dweller
>No higher education
>Works as welder for 450 euros month
>Suck on crypto, haven't made any money trading since middle of summer
>Put just 250 into crypto now thanks good just 50 euros minus thanks to obsidian
>Never had car, don't even know how to drive, feeling insecure about it son ashamed to take driving test
>1400 in bank account, atleast I'm debt free

Ohh and got gf pregnant to few months ago. thanks good she had miscarriage

bruh, when i was 20 i got my first 50k$ paying job

why did you chose the NEET life?

Bought BCH at 42

>one food

Kekekek

>18
>literally living in Africa
> $5 in bank account
>$400 in crypto
>debt free
>parents pay for everything
>studying film with everything fully paid
>living at home since, you know, I'm 18
>nice new-ish car
>no gf
>kissless virgin
>tiny dick

I'd say pros and cons are pretty even except for having a small dick

ah bloo bloo

>went hard into icos last month
>all in on req, airswap, wanchain, red pulse
>bought link at 30c (still holding)
>getting JUSTed every day
>dont even update blockfolio anymore so i dont have to look at seeing red every day

and to top it off
>graduated in 2014 in what was once the most employable field in this country
>failed to get a job after 8 months and moved back home
>suffered from severe depression, almost chucked myself off a cliff face when i was drunk as shit
>close friend commits suicide a year later
>get my shit together after ~1.5 years, move out of parents house
>start looking for work again, get several interviews
>went to the other side of the country for one of them (the company paid for everything)
>got rejected from every job opportunity, mostly due to graduating a while ago and having very little experience
>depression comes back worse then ever
>friend passes away a month later
>get put on the strongest anti-depressants
>see a psychologist once a week
>meet several people (at a bar) who work for different companies that mention that they might have work for me
>they ask for my resume, send it off the same day
>havent gotten a reply since from any of them (4 different companies i might add)

ive been getting JUSTed so hard that it wouldnt even be worth killing myself anymore

Wtf, this is a JUST thread

>a non-JUST reply in a JUST thread

>have one university degree (chemistry)
>studying to get accepted into another (law)
>no job
>made 29% late june-now (meh tier)
>only trading big coings to euro
>have gf
>have driver licence
>no car
>25

whats your degree in? At this point you need income even if its mcd

Breh. Oil sector?

Were gonna make it bro, all in on Link. $100 end of 2018.

chemical engineering. mcdonalds wouldnt hire me at my age, especially in this country

i can go into that field. thats what the interview on the other side of the country was for

>24
>$5k in savings
>$600 in crypto (started with $300 in July)
>share apartment with gf

imagine someone would have to pay for your funeral, no matter what you are a weight on societies shoulders

if you end yourself, do it somewhere nobody can find you body and leave a letter that you go explore the world so nobody tries to find you

>No job
>failing uni again
>2 kids with GF who doesn't want to have sex with me,ever.
>use what I have left of money to buy shitcoins, get JUSTED (Zcashgold, hope it moon soon)
>Cousin offed himself recently
>Sister offed herself when I was 14
>No father when growing up, so failed man
>Growed in the hood

Now 27, think about suicide every day

Grew*

Damn buddy, good luck

> 33
> have no house
> all in on crypto
> sleep with couple of girls in order to have a bed
> portfolio 40k+

of which about 8k is my own

> living in parents basement
just earn more money
> making $10/hr
its ok for a 20 year old, work more, earn more
> lost savings in crypto
good, memecoins are not a way to glory
> got gf pregnant
Do you love her? Does she loves you? If answer to this is yes its a good thing.
> dropped out of college
get trade instead of wasting 20 hours looking at charts this time
> $200 to my name
could be worse
> lost 4 cars within 2 years
>has 4 cars at 20
wew lad, you're pretty well off

Living with my parents
making 0$/hr
never had a gf
all in crypto
0$ to my name
never had a car
19

>27 NEET
>visited Veeky Forums for the first time a few days ago
>decided to put $1000 into meme coins
>don't understand crypto or anything else, but having fun watching the charts
>will kms once my portfolio reaches $0

Oddly, user, this inspires me. Balls to the wall every day or you're just existing. Not being sarcastic

Sounds like you missed out on the dip, user

Public parks at night, the way nature intended.

>18
>15k in stocks
>3k cash
>2k in LINK @ 26¢
>15k Credit Card
>Fast Food Shifty $21.50/hr
>CompSci/Law Student
>Just started dating highschool sweetheart Live with liberal parents in nice neighborhood
>Don't watch porn
>Workout regularly
>Literally no complaints

HODL that wanchain and redpulse friend.

RPX is already almost x2 up, that's with it only being listed on a single shit exchange. You're gonna make it.

My gf's parents provide us lube and stuff it's kinda weird..

what justed your more lads? hodling shitcoins or dailytrading shitcoins?

I've fucked a girl at her mom's house in her bedroom with the door open while the mom was watching TV in the room next door get on my level manlet

This is not a sob story board. Go to plebbit or call suixide hotline.

>Had resources to have 4 cars in 2 years at age 20
You're better off than most. Solutions to your self inflicted problems:
>Learn TA/FA and self control so you don't lose money on crypto
>Learn how to fucking drive
A bit late on the whole 'gf pregnant' front but
>Learn how to put on a condom/never trust a female to actually take responsibility for their own bodies and take birth control reliably.

That's cool af. Fuck her parents if they give it that vibe. Fuck them all

ive been JUSTed more frequently from trying to daytrade, but ive lost way more overall from holding

suicide hotlines are to prevent suicides - to talk you out of it, not help you.
Its a bit misleading.

This. I bent a girl over the hood of my car in her parent's driveway at 7:30 in the morning...school buses going by and everything.

>Be college student, double majoring, busy as hell
>Get in argument with mom one day, kicked out of the house
>Broke and working hard for a year. Skipping vacation time with friends to earn money
>Lose some friends along the way
>Hear el dorado stories about cryptocurrency
>managed to save 1.7k and invest it in
>make 3.1k and life is good
>series of bad investments make me lose money
>currently at 800
>Not the way i planned so taking an extra cleaning job that start at 6am on weekends
I know this isn't too bad and I learned from my mistakes but man it's been a rough year for me and I was hoping to have money on the side to buy myself a christmas present. Still keeping my head up though

yall just pm me at my fake acc [email protected] we can start sum nice nohomo convo

Holy shit you legend.

This one time I was fucking my gf, as I finished in her mouth, we heard her mum walking to the door, she kocked and entered with strawberries. At this point I had covered up with blankets, but my gf still hadn't swallowed (she'd never done it before). Tfw she had to swallow to say thank you...

Fuck off, this thread isn't for you, retard.

>get law degree from EU country
>had to pay 300 euro to get it officially recognized in my country
>get job as legal intern
>this is the only job where there is no minimum wage
>work 10-12 hours/day
>get paid 300 euro/month

.........

It will be when I get JUST'd in 4 years and finish 100k in debt with no job prospects.

ITT: Bcash shills

IT'S BITCOIN CASH NOT BCASH MMKAY?

Nice full house man

Should have told her to get an abortion retarded moralfag

>Do you love her? Does she loves you? If answer to this is yes its a good thing.
It costs a lot of money you retarded neet, money young people don't have.

Good way to get your ass arrested by the cops

Someone will give you a chance someday. Took me 12 months to get a job after college. You know what I’d have kept going if it took me 36 months. Quit being a pussy and don’t give up.

damn what shit hole you live in?
Why didn't you stay in the EU country where you originally got the degree at

At least you already passed on your genes.

>24
>jobblocking tattoos from my punk days, can't find work
>only 3k net worth to my name, all in crpyto hoping to make it out of hell or i will prob suicide it
>been in and out of psychiatry since i was 19, currently scheduled to go back to the clinic end of nov
>had to move back in my moms as my old apartment got trashed and i spent all day faping and gaming
>have a gf but shes ugly and fat compared to the chicks i used to bang
>dads working himself to death to keep afloat his business, but deep down inside i knew he wanted me to take it over but i cant represent him due to my bad presence
>about to turn 25 and realising i fucked my life completely up and prob going to be suffering lest of my life

forgot to add

>receeding hairline
>starting to have erectile dysfunctions
>zero eduction or skills learn
>confirmed autist by psychiatry
>below average intelligence

think thats all for now

>26yo
>kissless virgin
>earn $0 but make just enough tiny gains to somewhat survive
>living with parents and leeching
>have 8k in LINK hell (got in at .30+ cents)
>have a hot sister that lets me massage her feet
>drive my mothers tiny 15year old car

dude. go help your dad with your family business if you can't find work

>late 20s dentalfag
>living with parents (fuck paying rent)
>making 3x average monthly salary while working less than a year
>repayed my debnts
>planning to move in a year so i can make 10k EUR/month
>looking forward to a more traditional method of investing
>mfw

>23
>Taking on 250K in debt in next 3 years for dental school
>sleep deprived and working my fucking ass off while college buddies are wagecucking and making good money already
>went all in on ChainLink at .44 and have about 3000$ worth (14000 link)
At least I'll be a dental Jew someday

>18
>living in college dorm
>studying computer science
>making $.26/hr from mining monero
>1.8 btc savings
>no gf
>depressed for no logical reason.
>want to kill myself, on the daily
>don't want to get help from a therapist
>think about how poor I really am, even with my savings
>think about how poor everyone gen y and z is.
>think about how much better life would be if I was born 70 years ago
>wish I didn't have to go into debt to start my life, but that's the way it is
>I get angry thinking about how the banks and government ruined the college market.
>waiting for the credit bubble to burst.

Is anyone here actually planning on committing suicide?

>26
>live in tiny 1 room apartment with gf
>severely depressed as long as I can remember
>BSc degree and UCL bullshit degree in chemistry
>110K in crypto
>20K in savings
>Currently studying MSc Quant because the idea of working 07-19 is killing me
>Severe tinnitus for the past 3 years, thinking of killing myself every day
>Severe alcoholic
>Walk into the shower daily picturing myself finally ending it

Life is fun

>32
>no gf
>no car
>no kids
>easy job
>$220k in index funds
>have a 10/10 russian prosti visit once a month

>20th birthday yesterday
>8k Aud crypto
>virgin
>inept
>jobless
>ephemeral bursts of motivation that fade with anxiety

I had a training shift at a new role today, it was bad. I begun sweating and all I could think about was the secreting sweat coming from my pores and how bad I must smell to everyone else.

how the fuck are you a virgin in africa?

>gf
>$130k net worth

gtfo normie

Yes, explain to me what good my net worth is when I have severe tinnitus which is only going to get worse.

>tfw relationship with 8/10 ruined because neither of our parents would let us fuck in their house, and both of our parents were always home
I don't know where the fuck they get this mindset from

Care to explain? Are they religious or smth?

lmao relax gopnik

>27
>living in 3rd world cuntry
>dropped out of engineering
>making ~$250/month doing back office work
>cousins and friends of my age make anywhere between $750-1500
>mum really disappointed in me

My mother died before I could buy her nice gifts from my $3,500 ETH gains.

maybe because your resume is utter garbage

>humble brags in a JUST thread

i have very little experience, but other than that its fine. no need to bully

No, they're not even religious (well mine aren't, I don't know about her's). They just don't let me bring a girl into my room unless the door is open, I don't know why and it was too awkward for me to ask back then.