/fraud/

/fraud/ - non shit OP edition (again)

Read all of reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index before asking your absolutely retarded questions. no exceptions.

If you must ask your absolutely retarded questions, include your age, height, weight, dick size, bodyfat percentage, and time spent training as a preface.

No, we cannot tell you how to dose your AI.

Oral only cycles are great and you're a great person for considering them.

ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.

previously on pct is a meme general:

i don't know if you guys noticed but i made op once and changed few things as a funny joke (little gag) but no one noticed so far and now im afraid that some dyel natty faggot will come here asking about oral only cycles

My goal is to fuck a local blonde MILF working in a shop, she has a nice ass and big tits.

Will Testosterone help me achieve that? I only feel confident(like i want to do things i always wanted) when on a buzz or even drunk.

How much test a week I need for that? And to get better libido and hard erections?

>Will Testosterone help me achieve that?
no

hahahah fuck, how many threads has it been like this for

7 or 8 i think

If you have low T then like 100mg per week would make you more confident, probably

But you might find that you confidently pursue long term goals instead of a girl for the night. When I started pinning I stopped needing to jerk off every night and got better at focusing on work. Some people turn into walking boners. You won't know unless you try unfortunately.

Why?
I think I may have low T. I have no libido or strong erections. It has been like that for over a year, it really fucks up my confidence.

>Why?
You should ask yourself that question before posting it. Why would it? It is literally a hormone that is already in your system. It's not a magic spell. It would be great if it was but it isn't

>cures autism and fixes life for 259200 seconds

Kek

lol juicce is not cure for autism...

although 100mg test no ester puts me in a happy and confident place no lie

>You should ask yourself that question before posting it. Why would it? It is literally a hormone that is already in your system. It's not a magic spell. It would be great if it was but it isn't
But it would improve if I have a small amount of the said hormone. There must be a difference between having 300 ng/dl of test and having 1500.

Yeah same here m80

It does everything it's supposed to do. That means it elevates muscle protein synthesis. It doesn't fix chemical imbalances in your brain (i've tested it on myself)

>I have no libido or strong erections
had same thing as a natty and nothing has changed since i started pinning and i never come off gear. I was pinning only test so i can't tell you what it's like when you are literally taking cattle hormones aka trenbolone

I noticed, but I thought the thick sarcasm dripping off of it was enough. Maybe you're right though.

So I'm fucked for good? (lmao irony)

HAHAH FUCK

It's been that way for about a week. Good job user, 10/10

Nice to see we're back to the original /fraud/ image.

I'd say that higher test means you'll get bigger quicker, which means you'll look better and have more confidence in yourself. Which means you'll go from not as big and unconfident to bigger and confident, which chicks dig.

Good luck on your milf pursuit user, keep us updated.

You are free to inject bathub bacteria into your muscle cells to find out for yourself. I just want to you to know that nothing is guaranteed. It may or may not fix your problem. Don't start off being deluded that test will fix every problem. Gains however are guaranteed (as long as you eat enough, but don't go overboard with food)

>tfw you found out that sweaters are the most Veeky Forums clothes possible
Literally everyone looks at me everywhere because of bulging traps, big side delts and huge tricep.

lmao, great feeling. Imagine being a nattycuck without traps or side delts. Mine been growing like crazy since I'm on 300mg of test/week.

Thanks, appreciate it. I hope I can at least cure my ED and dead libido to some extent. I don't mind staying on test for the rest of my life if it helps. I don't want to use Viagra I feel really like shit after using it. Who cares that I got laid if I couldn't get my dick up without it.
Thanks man. We'll see.

Steroids fix every problem, except for the ones they cause

What are your recommendations for an oral only cycle?

1 revolver, to the mouth. Aim up.

>I don't mind staying on test for the rest of my life if it helps.
Yes foolish natty, come. Join the BnC Dark side.

>oral only cycle
For what purpose? Testosterone shits on all oral roids and is not as harmful as oral shit.

are you fucking retarded? it was an obvious mocking

That's the exact cycle I had in mind and have been having in mind for years, thanks

>tfw a brainlet

Or you'll realize they'll have higher expectations of you now that you're bigger and your negative self-esteem spirals out of control

Am I the only one who has considered injecting an entire vial

>pic
I've totally thought about it just to see what would happen. I don't think my body would like the intense Test spike though.

Enjoy the heart failure :-D

I've done half before.

IIRC Fatlifts once frontloaded over 20ml

It's the truth and is what will happen in most cases

You guys gotta stop posting these pics, I can't get caught masturbating at work again

>frontloaded over 20ml
Jesus fucking Christ, what happened?
Also it may be the truth, but then again I don't put much stock in the opinions and expectations of women. They're too unpredictable to the point that even they don't know what they want. But I'm not gonna spiral off into any woman-hate shindig.

>Again
Jesus dude :-D

Not much, lots of pip, that's about it.

Frontloading 20ml wasn't really crazy on FL's and Chem's standards back then

I want to fuck that mouth and her dirty asshole

to be fair it was different compounds, not 20ml of one

Welcome to /fraud/ the only straight people on all of Veeky Forums

Only one body-ish pic but the rest are ones of me from like the torso up.

Sometimes nature calls, and you feel the primal urge to pump a God load into a girl so hard it clogs her heart.
Probably wouldn't feel like this if I actually got laid every once in a while though.

Tell me of the trips of old. What is the craziest thing they did? I think I remember being here right before Chem stopped posting, didn't he do a lot of drugs? Maybe I'm thinking of Kahuna.

IT'S TIME TO STOP

Who dis tho

Doesn't really make a difference desu, still the same amount of drugs at the end of the day.

3g test or 1.5g test 1.5g tren?

Luckily a lot of it was EQ I think when that fad was going around here.

Don't know. Some random pic of a random roastie which I saved to use when triggering Nofappers.

>Tell me of the trips of old. What is the craziest thing they did?
To me the hands down craziest shit anyone did was when Cunt tried to inject tren into his dick just to see what happened.

The story of FL getting stopped by the police driving through america high on drugs (with his mom and dog?) was hilarious.

I disagree. It's time to start.

>nofap day 11
don't even get a boner from that

I'm on day 9 bruv. I feel a semi building up and going down whenever I look at these pics. Sooner or later I'm gonna edge and walk around with blue balls until I cum in my sleep.

>using the same pic 2 days in a row
Pls

I WANT TO FUCK A JB

t. only 20, so it's legal

I'm not whoever kept posting these. I merely saved them myself.

it is a pretty huge difference. not all drugs are made equal and injecting 10g of tren will most likely kill you, while spreading it out in test/tren/eq/deca won't

> injecting 10g of tren will most likely kill you
Whatever it takes to leave humanity behind.

Opinion?

Fuckin pedos
Whats the source of tbat webm though

You’re a faggot in my opinion.

This is basic knowledge, If you don't know this shit off the top of your head then you have no business roiding imho

Spread your asscheeks then.

>Injecting 10g of teen will most likely kill you
No man you will just leave humanity behind.

>teen
lmao tren, 10g of teen is all well and good, a really good source of protein.

Kinda straight. There is still plenty of feminine penis love in /fraud/

I don’t think it would kill you. Although it would be uncomfortable

How is yours brewed in oil or water? Any bad pip?

Deadass be a daddy to them. Someone who protects them and cares about them while still providing them great sex and you’re literally set.

If you’re muscular,tall,and have a beard you’re pretty much golden. Girls want to be protected and have attention from someone they know cares about them so show them.

Serious question tho lads,
Who has tried Clomid by itself?

I love those pic-related fit bimbos. They look so fucking stupid and shallow, it's great.

>when she texts you good morning with an anime face

man this tren is destroying me

Sup /fraud/ I'm nearing the end of babby's first cycle of 500mg/week. Week 13/18, and I was thinking of adding 30mg anavar/daily and starting a slight cut while still on till end of cycle. Good idea or nah? Should I just save anavar for another cut cycle?
I wanna start seeing some more of my ab definition and more striations. Already gained about 15lb of mass so far.

Some of them are actually pretty decent in person. Sandra Prikker goes to my gym but she usually keeps to herself while she’s there I guess to avoid getting pictures and shit but she was lifting next to me the other day so I said hi and talked in between sets. Solid 7/10 from just talking a little. She’s 10/10 for looks though.

And none of the gyms she posts on IG are her actual one.

Go for it if you like saggy man-tits. You may even start lactating!

...

YES! Definitely add anavar. That was the best thing I ever did. You feel it immediately. You look different immediately. But don't do a pussy 30mg dose, go 100mg-150mg. Factor in the impurities, reduced bioavailability cause you're eating a raw powder, etc... it's not as big of a dose as you think

She looks more like a bodybuilder than your typical face-full-of-makeup IG attention-whore. She could def choke the other pic's girl to death with those thighs.

i haven't but every report i've ever read has shown increase in testosterone with no change in quality of life + side effects

Oxandrolone does not aromatize or convert to DHT you stupid faggot

>Already gained about 15lb of mass so far
more than half of that is water weight. Do a normal cut while still on gear and let the water come down before you do anything

>But don't do a pussy 30mg dose, go 100mg-150mg

>100mg a day = 10 tabs per day
>70 tabs per week
>280 tabs per month
>$80 for 100 tabs
>$320 for 4 weeks of anavar
this shit is pretty expensive

Tell me more about when your nipples start itching, manlet.

Theres this one retard in every thread

Not if you buy raw powder.

Shit is definitely expensive
Yeah... I only got a 100tab bottle on me rn, so can only do 30mg/day. Next cycle will try it out at 60-100mg maybe, but not on my first.
Hard to find raws in canucklandia

you inhale the powder or how do you take it?

also, what is the price difference? how do i know im not getting dbol mixed with mutant mass?

You snort it

I don't understand where this cutting with var meme comes from?

it won't help your cut, it has no partioning effect, it doesn't increase your tdee, doesn't lower appetite... it makes you look better if you're low bf and has other perks but it really won't help much with the actual act of cutting

>you inhale the powder or how do you take it?

Good lord man, no. Have you ever tried to inhale a powder? You consume it like any other oral. Most people take it capped, but if you've got just powder and a scale then you can just measure it and take it that way.

>huerr durr every steroid gives u saggy man tits!! u start lactating!!!

pic related:you

You're prices are shit m9
I paid 50£ or 65usd for 4 weeks of Var at 50mg per tab

>buying just var powder
>or any oral alone

It's a good, dry oral that a lot of bodybuilders use to keep mass and vascularity up in contest prep cutting, especially when they drop oils towards the end. A lot of noobs see that and assume it must be an oral version of tren.

dude definitely fucks.

>50mg per tab
>at $65
You wanna know how I know you got Winny or some baking powder in your tabs?

>What is SST recommended Lab and supplier
>What is lab reports on lab's var

Retard

Where do I meet new chicks that isn't

A. Tinder or other dating app
B. Club/bar/whatever where everyone is drunk and there's loud ass and shitty music

I'm an autistic faggot that doesn't like to drink, and every chick on tinder seems like an ultraslut. Plus the dating app game just isn't that fun Not looking for FWB or ons situation. So I'm looking to find other options.

Legit was considering joining some dancing class.

Pros
>Not boring, you get to move around and dress up and shit. Fuck you I like to dress nice
>Dancing with qts
>I'm tall with strong shoulders so I could show off and toss girls around a bit
>No longer have to rely on being drugged in order to not be awkward dancing casually

Cons
>Money and time spent on classes

But really open to other ideas. Legit already asked out like every cute girl in my college courses that I talked to regularly. One is a flake, bitch made plans with me then changed her mind, and the other three had boyfriend's already. I just want a qt gf to do disgustingly romantic dates and activities with

Also UV Labmax tested

le funny "anavar is always fake and super expensive" meme

Best of /fit so far this week/10

friends of friends or hobbies are your only options if you're autistic.

talking to girls in public works too but I'm guessing your autism is too high for that

>I'm an autistic faggot that doesn't like to drink
KIll yourself then

I'd try to fix it with coke (with a couple stiff drinks on the side) before I'd try steroids

Assuming you aren't in a town like mine, join theatre. I did and had a decent handful of girls falling over me. Unfortunately, the majority were of the darker persuasion and I'm not a fan of hem. And the other were either unattractive or taken and unattractive. YMMV though.

Aside from that, just do hobbies you enjoy that involve other people, and that should eventually lead you to a girl, hopefully.

>Drinking
>making it

Pick one.