Male equivalent of makeup?

True, but I'd say the for SOME chicks, nothing will help; like the ones with no jaw. Especially the fat ones. It makes me laugh at how they bother putting make up on their face as if it will hide the fat on their body.

>not having advanced mental algorithms of determining the true face structure and beauty rank of any woman

Are you even over 18?

male makeup

beard does not wash off and wont smear on your pillow while you sleep

Is Op's pic not a man? Have I been here too long?

All women need is a little concealer, minmal eyeliner, and some lip gloss. Everything else makes them look like a prostitute. I hate bright red lipstick.

there is none, if you re a male you should be naturally good looking and aging well.

It's almost like all women are whores, or something.

male equivalent is achieving success or getting rich. Women only have their body, they offer very little else, their only worth is to be fucked and reproduce. Makeup makes that possible for 90% of them.

Facial hair to hide a weak jaw/chin

Looked better before makeup, kys degenerate

I get my eyebrows threaded, but thats about as gay as I get

It's a girl. I have seen her pussy

90% of 20 somethings cant grow good beards though

Male equivalent is being moderately fit and having fitting clothes.

Chanel preston, she does porn

She's cuter without makeup you fuckwit

No, because the female equivalent to that is the a decently fit female in fitting clothes
Debatable, but with it she just screams for cock

Anyone else been fooled into dating lower on the totem pole by makup?

Is she hot or does she look hot? A common question in my undergrad bachelor pad/slam unit.

Women are truly pathetic creatures, when some smelly whore paints her face with clown make up, she isn't fooling anybody. Maybe some thirst beta boy will give her attention, but me and all of my niggers hate that shit.

The male equivalent is any pathetic attempt to make them selves look better. Make-up clowns and meticulously trimmed beard guys make the most obvious ugly couples trying to be hot, fucking pathetic.

>Make-up clowns and meticulously trimmed beard guys
kek, you just described a couple that works out at my gym, the dude has tattoos and a very nicely groomed beard and the girl has an ugly as fuck facial structure but applies a shit ton of make up.

>and yet i have no gf :"^)

hahaha, of course I described someone at your gym, they're at every gym. Another secret about them is they both have substance abuse problems, their relationship is dramatic like an episode of jersey shore, and they both have/would cheat on each other.

the girl does look like a cocainewhore trying to cover up, skinny ass bitch

>undergrad
Stopped reading.

this. buying clothes that fit and aren't baggy were the biggest thing that improved my look

This was over a decade ago...

the male equivalent of makeup is (wait for it) makeup

just a bit of foundation or concealer can bring someone from a 6 to an 8 easily. done right, it's unnoticeable.

Yea, I employ a few things to try to look the best I can

>grow beard
>dye hair darker
>use microfiber spray to fix patch spots in beard, helps create a good line too
>tinted moisturizer

started getting a lot of female attention after that, I'm not sure if it was just the weight loss or everything I was doing.

6'1 99kg, 21% bf, gyming for a month, wore a tight vneck this weekend ... didn't see a single milf not stare, they quickly look away when I looked at them. A friend thats a lesbo kept on checking out my chest (no gyno you feggits).

Lifting is so good on so many levels

you sound like a cool dude

What about rich women.
>inb4 daddy's money

Get a decent haircut, take care of your skin, wear a suit that fits properly.

Go down to the law/finance area of a big city nearby. Look closely at the suited men. Poorly fitted suits, crappy haircuts and skin problems abound because a lot of lawyers and finance guys are math nerds who don't notice or care. But you can also spot a lot of ass-ugly faces that nevertheless are part of an overall attractive package because of proper clothes and grooming. It's better than makeup.

She went from a 7.5 Barr faced to a 6 with makeup

Status and social proof
Without them a guy who was previously attractive can be so through a differing social lens

This is BS, any girl can wear makeup to make herself look prettier than she actually is, a lot of guys can’t grow a beard and even the ones that can don’t always look better with one

Reason and accountability

She was actually cuter before the makeup.

how in any world would getting jacked be the male equivalent of makeup?

makeup is 100% fake say whatever you want but their is fat girls literally drawing on shadows to make it look like they have defined cheekbones when they are 20% bodyfat

A 7/10 jacked dude who jumps into a pool isn’t going to magically turn into a 4/10

the opposite can be said for a female

Makeup can’t fix that 7head

>Male equivalence of makeup?

Success and confidence

/thread

Darkening your eyebrows.
Growing a beard
Wearing 3/4 shirts.

20% bf is healthy and attractive user, I think you mean 30%+

Steroids, make up, and renting clothes and cars.

If you think women can't see foundation and concealer you're wrong.

Have you considered that maybe its because you have standards and don't want to fuck an ugly chick with the vatican's worth of paint smeared on her face?

getting jacked requires years of hard work, discipline, and good diet.

putting on makeup requires nothing. a quick YouTube video can teach you to apply makeup.

they are not equivalents in any way.

a beard can hide some flaws, but as others have said, not everyone can grow a decent beard and it takes time to grow.

A good friend once told me to always take a girl to the pool for a date, that way you can see them without makeup

>Wearing concealer
Da fuk nigga.

Just have a decent skin care routine and put powder on your face. There you go - permanent make up.

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I'll let that sink in fellas

agree

A hair piece.

A shit ton of ball destroying gear and minimal exercise is all it takes.
Something that most limp dicked genetically inferior men here are stupid enough to do.

>gear and minimal exercise

not even kind of close to correct.. you still have to put in a ton of work

>Except not everyone can grow a beard
If you're not white

>Gear breaks your nuts
Eh, maybe. Knocked my wife up while I was on a gram of tren a week.

Unironically looks much better on the left

My acne is too bad for that. I use concealer when I know I'm going to have my photo taken.

>not even kind of close to correct..
You literally don't. At all.
You can do shit tons of gear and do the minimum of exercise like walk into a gym fuck around for 10 minutes then go home and put on more mass then a natural who's trained their entire lives diligently could ever hope to in less then two years. That's a fact.

Sure you did anecdote man.

>look her up on pornhub
>first result is called "milf BBC gangbang" starring Chanel Preston
Just for once can this not happen when I search for any kind of porn?

Money