C'mon user, take off your shirt! We wanna see those abs ;)

>I know what girls want
>show me your abs
>flex a cep
Sure thing autismo

sue them for sexual harrassment

>"I don't fuck with you niggers."

N-no please Mum, you’re embarrassing me in front of your friends

This. Imagine if it were a bunch of guys who asked a girl to take off her leggings to show off her ass

how new

...

BICEP
I
C
E
P

was flexed

...but nothing happened

I feel diabetus from just looking at this pic
disgusting

>being this new

swimming is cardio, do you wanna kill your fucking gains?

>stupid fuck

>tfw have pectus AND a (slight) outie belly button
IT'S NOT FAIR
AAAAAAAAAAH

Sorry I've got tattoos that'll get me killed

Walks away at a moderate pace

Look, I'll take the one in front and the far left one, the rest of you scuffed was Kardashian wannabes have to pay for your hotel room so get to posting on Craigslist trolling for dicks to suck. Chop chop.

*scuffed ass... fucking phoneposting ruining my shitposts

>Hes new
LMAO

Ugh what a divine body.

It's nice to be in a country of white pussy now.
How to attract?

>tfw when I'm the guy who originated the flexed cep meme

I'm better at this site now, I was pretty new then. But honestly did anyone try It? It's a good line, to be sure

shut up faggot

>proceeds to flex a 'cep

You pack your bags and go back your old country you fucking nonwhite

How about I just drop my pants instead?

You mad bro? Girls love my brown body and find me exotic. I love this country thank you for easy sex

Gotta carbo load on branched chain amino acids before I do 10 hrs of vacuums on my hairy fat fucking gut... it erectioning

i can't tell whos baiting who

we aren't looking for comedy

>c'mon take off your top, I wanna see those mammies

Sure thing babes

You Ladies wanna learn how to make it?

Continental drift

>f-fuck off Sara
>Olivia b-best G4 girl d-desu

B-but i'm bulking

>*unzips ads*

Tubby Corelets

>no i wont. i have transcended Chad Thundercock's insentient primal displays of lust you moronic roastie for i am an intellectual within the human vessel of a Chad. I prefer camus instead vaginas and Dostoevsky to boobies.

Is just tell her that I’m going to report her for having alcohols in a public venue.
Because I can tell she and her friends aren’t that smart I would attempt to ‘blackmail’ them into coming into a room with me.
The fact that they’re wearing sunglasses but no hats or sunscreen shows that they are more interested in appearances than health, thus I can safely take photos of out encounter which will keep me safe from repercussions.

Fuck me my mouth is watering
Chocolate chip cookies are the fucking jew

Y-you too

But I'm wearing a onesie
>*heart racing*
>*freezes up*
>*shits pants*
>*starts crying*
They're not evem laughing. Just looks of pity and disgust
>*gets boner*
>*starts touching it*
>*gym security telling ime to leave but too disgusted to touch*
>*open mouth for boogers dripping down*
>*pee to keep myself warm*
>*some of the girls start crying*
>*a dog throws up*
>*reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep*

...

>uses "roasties" unironically

go find somewhere else to be pathetic, you r/incels worm

Y-you first

I've been bulking for over a year. Check back in another one or two

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

Dang. Take it easy, it was just locker room banter my dude.

how..does this happen?

>implying I would ever get invited to a party
>implying I would ever get invited to a party with cute grills
>implying said cute grills would ever talk to me
>implying even if they did it wouldn't just be ironically to make fun of me

fuck off, I come on this board to get better at being fit why the hell do you have to make me feel like this?

Laughed hard than I should at this

Lurk more faggot

Heh... sure babes, but no touching!!

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

He was unironically on the track to start looking really fucking good here.

>looking really fucking good
>with a methbaby face
yeah, no.

Muscle confusion. The abs didn't know where to go.

hello newfriend

great legs

Great quads

his quads are nowhere near as good as yours senpai

czech em

when these threads stop affecting you you've finally left humanity behind, like that user in your pic

20 dollars

>tfw acne scars all over body
oh well I didn't want to be a peacock anyways

Underrated

Absolutely demonic quads

How was Asia, Mr President?

Show bobs and vagene

>stretch marks on triceps

>Stretchmarks on biceps and armpits

id just flex my 'dominals and say something along the lines of

"now show me that brapper you roastie skank"

then again im not autistic like you and I know what girls want

this is as new as it gets

He's talking about for a bodybuilding comp dumbfuck. Then he got fat again.

He could’ve just missed it you don’t have to know every great thread to ever exist or else youre a newfag

Only correct answer for us Americans and Europeans.

>tfw I could actually do that for the first time in my life
Cutting is worth it, lads.

Y..you too

It's f-funny because it's true, r-right guys?

Trick for bulking: get a henna tattoo of ab lines on your belly, before the party.

I liked this, thanks fambalamb.

hmmmm

i'd get a handjob from that
(maybe shorter nails)

holy macaroni user

>no 'cep posting

how many newfags do we have on Veeky Forums. its surprising because this a new meme

...

You posted the one picture he's having a shirt on

Why is the dog so overweight?

>bacne and surgery scars all over back
>doesn't bother me because I don't look at my back constantly
>am reminded of it by other people whenever I take my shirt off

*unzips dick*

your dick has a zipper?

?
Doesn't yours?