>So user, I see you've been working out. Have a girlfriend yet?
So user, I see you've been working out. Have a girlfriend yet?
>how does this in any way correlate with each other?
>o-oh you k-know, you are looking better etc...stuttering
>I don't see why you would bring that up
And you would win by walking away
>Could've just said no, geez.
That geez would have saved Op from being a social cuck and would have saved us from this shitty attempt at a thread.
>yeah, been seeing her for a few months now, surprised you didnt know
>You're handsome user how come you don't have a gf?
Bonus points if they ask if you're gay.
I just say I don't have a gf because I'm still poor/no car/living with my parents
which is true but not like I was rejected because of that, I just don't even try
No. Everyone thinks I'm ugly and boring. Hopefully I kill myself.
>Its a song reminds you of this very time one year prior when everything was okay
FUCKING take me back
turn back time, i would to be back with her
Hey glad you noticed. Yeah I have been and I sure do we've been together for a few years now.
>girlfriend
Added to the filter
>hi user, you got pretty hot lately, tell me, are you dating anyone, or...
>REEEE FUCK YOU HOW DOES IT CORRELATE
>runs away crying
>uh, that was close, could lose my hv status
Thats literally you, sperg
dicks too big, might kill some1
>Nah, what about you?
>Yeah same
>rest of our lives go on
going on a date with a titcow after seven years of being single
feelsgood
>beep boop please explain the correlation it falls outside of my known parameters beep boop
>"....ohhhh. now i see why you have no gf."
top sperg m8
yep, autism.
If you ever ask yourself why you are still a virgin. the problem is you.
BREHS, I was flirting with a barmaid and then when it was my friend's round to buy drinks he went up and got her number from her for me. How the fuck do I text her? I've never been given a number, I usually do it myself.
You call retard
>wow user big muscles! :) i bet you have such a nice girlfriend with those
>THAT DOESNT CORRELATE
then you flex a cep right?