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/fraud/ - cute pets edition

Read all of reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index before asking your absolutely retarded questions. no exceptions.

If you must ask your absolutely retarded questions, include your age, height, weight, bodyfat percentage, and time spent training as a preface.

No, we cannot tell you how to dose your AI.

Oral only cycles are retarded and you're a retard for considering them.

ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.

previously on crashing e2 is a meme:

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dogs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> crusader >>>>>>>>>> cats

wow you must really hate cats

Is there any fat burning shit that would burn off genetic chin fat? I've never been higher than a 16%b bf yet I have a lump of fat underneath my chin.

are you sure it's fat and not an enlarged thyroid?

>in /fraud/
>believes in spot reduction
get out

I'll have to take more pics to show off his sick gains.

I like dogs more than cats, but if you raise a cat right they can be pretty bro.

I agree dogs are best, but I would put crusader below aids and niggers. Cats are well above crusader.

I figured it might be that since I have a family history of thyroid problems, but my bloods came back clear.

I know spot reduction is a myth, but I'm not that knowledgeable when it comes to cutting drugs or fat burning compounds. I figured that something that could get my body to burn fat evenly might exist, instead of avoiding certain areas.

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT YA BOI BIMBO IS STILL A GAY FOR PAY PORN STAR GOING UNDER THE NAME SCOTT AMBROSE

Although, not sure if it’s still gay for pay...might just be gay

And you’re still using his ex that cucked him multiple times as a thread image.
Beautiful :,)

Leave bimbo alone!
>tfw I can't find crying tranny reaction image

why are you saying this like we don't know

Oh I know most of you know, just thought it some friendly reminders would be fun in case anyone wanted to look up what he’s been up to lately

Bimbo is a cool dude, I don't care what he does with his asshole.

/DNP/ or bust.

That chick is his ex?

Also guys, is a routine consisting of mainly upper body development okay if I can squat 3pl8 for reps or should I actually try to care about legs?

You just had to fucking remind me that that faggots exists

overthinking.

Do your legs look good? ur g2g
Do your legs not look good? train them

Umm hello? Let me help you out

One of them

He spent about a year in these threads crying about her and why she won’t love him

As long as you're fine with it you should be fine. I don't even squat 3pl8, and I've been called "quadzilla" by normies. lol

>finally get rid of bacne with benzyol
>they start appearing on entirely new places like upper arm
ghastly meme

I'm hesitant to try DNP. My hypothalamus is pretty weird so my body over-regulates it's temperature, so I'm not sure how that will interact with DNP.

what's a /fraud/ approved cook book? I need to eat around 2500 calories a day. It must be clean.

how long did benzoyl take to work senpai?

Okay smart. I think just iso's and maybe some extensions/curls.

Always wondered why she was a fraud meme.

Again.
/DNP/ or bust.
I'm kidding don't do it if you're going to get heat stroke.

like two weeks to remove most of it if you keep it applied all the time. they reappear as soon as you quit however

.... and apparently appears on other places instead

That done or one of those preexisting conditions we raped about last thread. I wouldn't risk it personally.

did you have a stroke

Yes.

Live Streaming

Injection show and Homebrewing.

tonight 7p.m.


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fuck off

yawn

OwO cute nigger

Bimbo is a cool dude, I only started lurking fraud to laugh at his stories. Hope he's doing ok, maybe I'll meet up and buy him a beer someday

and?

Dutasteride or mast meme stack?

He's a good guy, don't care if he's a faggot or does faggot things for money.

Also we knew this, it's a hilarious picture.

In4 super jelly of Ann's pupper

Wish i could get one but it's not allowed in the building I live in

>dnp belching

Don't you in a bunch of apartments?
This send like an easy issue to fix. Lol

I bought mtren what do I need to look out for?

>says the slum lord

Are there any effective legal alternatives to steroids?

>inb4 just roid

Trying to keep myself as clean as possible because of my employment

Roids can't be detected in any conventional drug test.

What kind of example would I be giving by breaking our own rules

Wtf

Damn there are ghosts flying around in my room I fucking swear to god

>Roids can't be detected in any conventional drug test.

I'm aware. It's not a drug test I have to pass.

Roids aren't tested for in standard RDNA tests.
Only time I was ever tested was when I was in the military, and I passed because I was cruising at the time.

If you're too pussy to inject, you can do SARMs, they're non-methylated, not illegal and they do work.
That said, you'll crash your test after a cycle and you'll be a complete bitch.

Vetting?

They only want to know all your blackmailable shit out of the box.
I have NV1 and they didn't care about my roid usage.

>I was in the military, and I passed because I was cruising at the time.

Then you'll understand when I say that I have to pass a poly.

Haha, no.
I'm not from a third world nation.

Polys are unreliable, especially when being done on people who tend to be vetting candidates.
Any first world military vetting system is usually done through Intel.

They tend not to care that you are on roids - it's deemed a non-addictive and cheap vice - they look at it the same as smoking.
Alcohol addiction is much worse in their eyes.

However, the worst thing is lying to them - they will find out and it's an instant failure.

I know how my vetting process works. I need to maintain it.

So, are there any legal steroid alternatives that are not BS?

Then stop thinking of them as "illegal drugs"
and think of them as Extra hormones,

>are you on illicit substances?
no
>are you on extra hormones for better qol
yes

SARMs, but you'll crash your test.

what is the highest amount of test I can use without it lowering my test after i'm done?

lol

>I'll totally believe myself when I say I'm not on roids if I use something like SARMs and pass the poly
>totally not because I'm scared of needles btw

0mg

what if my test is low?

doesn't matter. any amount of exogenous test that increases your natural baseline will cause shutdown.

how the hell am I supposed to get my test to a normal level then?

PCT: post-cycle therapy

Do you want to do TRT or to increase your natty test?

If you mean 'get to a normal level' as in after cycle, you do PCT

I would just use Nolvadex right?

read the FUCKING WIKI

t. Never been poly'd

Well shit. My only other option is Kybella or lipo or that shit, but I'm broke as fuck. RIP

I see. If I were to stop using roids all together but still put a lot of effort into working out will I keep the majority of my gains or will I lose most of them?

Keep if around natty limit, lose if decently above. You will lose size once you go off regardless due to losing glycogen and water weight though.

Or just BnC like every sane person and keep making gains forever

I'm trying to go for a zyzz/frank zane physique. I don't think those are achievable natty.

Zyzz's is because he was dyel (pic related lol). Frank's isn't

You can get pretty close, easier route would be to roid a little past that and then either high trt forever or try to hold on to it naturally.

Possible, but may be difficult

Looking like zane is going to take years to build the mass, then cut it down and achieve the look with test/tren/mast

Yeah, I think that's what i'll do. Roid up than try and hold it naturally.

meant for

My friend's recent cycle was test/tren/mast @250 and holy fucking hell that blend is truly for aesthetics

Yeah I was more talking Zyzz level, Zane was thicker than he looked and had fuck all bodyfat%.

yeah that's what I was thinking. plus I already have somewhat of a similar to zyzz when he was young. I'm 6'1 and weigh 142 pounds

EAT

RATTLE RATTLE EAT MORE CATTLE

I've been for the last 5 weeks but it never stays

This probably sounds stupid but I think the extra squat and deadlift days help me stay leaner just like the daily cardio. I eat a fucking ton of food because I'm a fat kid at heart so the extra work I do helps offset that.

lmao

So do I fucking run Asin through the pct or just stop it the day before pct

How do I stop my fat friend from bulking

>burning more calories keeps you lean
Who'd a thunk

Is SARM discussion possible in this thread or you'll shout at me to get out?

2.5kg of cottage cheese a day

power is meant to be abused

>guys am i ready for roids yet?

clean bulks are so fucking expensive

a little bit of both

most people will tell you to get out and pin, some will help you.

>clean bulking
y tho

How long should I run mtren for?

Veeky Forums said it was the best bulking method

Bro you're not going to get any benefit from roids if you don't eat big. Eat big and watch the natty gains come first

i'm I'm considering dirty bulking but not sure

>dnp farts

canary post neck tattoo

>trusting what Veeky Forums says
You CAN eat 4-5 Cal a day of "clean" food (and by clean I mean low caloric density carbs and lean meats) but that's fucking miserable. It makes more sense to me to eat more calorie dense or liquid carbs(eg chocolate milk and pasta)/fattier meats (eg pork shoulder or beef chuck) while trying to gain weight not least because they taste better and you won't feel constantly full.

So i could just eat pizza hut every day?

you can easily get to 175-185 by just eating a lot without too much fat gain. just eat 500 over tdee. Whatever it takes