What am i going to with all these gold bars ?!?

what am i going to with all these gold bars ?!?

put them in your peepee hole

buy bitcoin cash

Make jewelry? I mean what else could they possible be used for these days?

Nice. I miss my (far smaller) Gold+Silver stockpile but it's an indulgence that's only worth it if you've already made a shitload on crypto - Congrats if that's the case OP

Depends at what price you bought in

WHATAMGONNADO

Bags worth having at least

I find it weird that you can just buy gold in the same packaging as batteries

>fill bowl with hot/warm wax
>put your dick in it, to create an user's-dick-shaped hole
>wait for wax to cool down
>heat up gold and pour liquid gold into wax hole
>wait
>charge the hordes of golddigger whores 100$ for each use of your literal golden dick
>buy bitbean with profits

check if its real first of all, most of the internet sold gold is fake

I'll buy the pamp, I love that design. I can only pay in chain link tho

Fuggg...how would you check? I got decent brick of these too

Bite them really hard to make sure they’re real, like in old western movies. Make sure you try each one.

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They're sealed in these pretty cases :( no bite muh hermetically sealed gold.

Thank god all my bitcoins are real.

my sides

drill one to see if it has tungsten inside

Beginning of the year threads on biz were about selling fake gold in packages because people would be less likely to check if it's real

Go to a professional, they have
X-ray fluorescence analysis devices that can tell the elemental composition.

Also you don't have to take them out of the package with this method.

you stole those from work. I'm telling

You test em and find out they are fake
just a few months ago there was threads about how to sell these fake gold bars.