How do I go from 5'10 dyel virgin to 7'0 300 lb 9% bf gigachad? What can I do to be more like him?

How do I go from 5'10 dyel virgin to 7'0 300 lb 9% bf gigachad? What can I do to be more like him?

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instagram.com/berlin.1969/
youtube.com/watch?v=8E9pj4U602A
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

lol he looks like a transformer

Should I make a tinder profile, with OPs pic and post results? What's the instagram?

instagram.com/berlin.1969/

>Should I make a tinder profile, with OPs pic and post results?
Go for it. Most girls are morons and won't immediately spot the fact that his pics are photoshopped the way fitizens do. This could be interesting.

now post the pics of how the guy actually looks like

COPE!

make haste lad go on its your destiny RUN BOY

Wait, what? You think he actually looks like that?

You'll probably have to wake up, Neo

What bio should I put to make it believable

What I have now.

breh lmao

post results in 24 h

Kek post results bumble might be even better since the girls have to say something first

Please post results on a thread or on this one

>see bio picture
>scroll down
>pizza delivery boy at dominos

im fucking dead

Fuck off I was the op who was going to do it but I'm at the gym actually lifting now so I can't

If this works, change your profile to be even more ridiculous. Admit you're a sex criminal and you live at home with your mom. You don't have a job and don't want one, etc.

>pizza delivery
choose a more chad job, like construction and being an aspiring actor would explain why you have a head shot
girls won't fall for a larp that hard

That's fucking perfect bro, my sides have left the earth

Say he's a waiter or barista. Those are the jobs that all aspiring actors have but is a kind of shitty job. Brad Pitt was a waiter and cucked mike tyson, according to mike. Johhny Depp was a barista when he finally hit it big.

Johhny Depp was an assistant gaffer you nerd.

Mike is a retard with a low iq. No woman with brains would fuck that low. Despite what any of these brainlets will tell you IQ is everything in life.

IQ = success

Sasha grey was doing porn when she finally made her splash.

>(Women just want a guy with a high iq)
>(But then why am I still a virgin? It's not fair)

lmao

Bait

Women are more visual and care more about appearance than most men. This is largely due to insta and snap

You've got that turned around. Women have always been more auditory and interested in men who can intellectually satisfy them since the dawn of man. Weightlifting will only draw you to other men. Have fun with that

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The absolute madman

why have I been seeing this guy so much?

The question is, how was this instagram even found in the first place

go to his instagram scroll down theres a picture he took with two dudes who look EXACTLY like him. I think the Astral dimension has let loose more than mere Bogs.

He's the literal perfect man when it comes to looks. It kinda creeps me out because there are literally no imperfections

Giggachad is not afraid to be closet gay, because he bangs so many chicks he can just rub that in your face when you bring up his shadowy secret. He is both straighter and gayer than you could ever dream of being. He embraces life in it's fullest.
youtube.com/watch?v=8E9pj4U602A

Yeah that's what happens when you take massive amounts of drugs and have plastic surgery

He is just shooped. This Ernest Khalimov guy does exist, he is indeed born in 1969 and she uses his face as a base for her shoops, but he is actually sort of small and his face is a pretty basic face that you find among Chechen and Tajik terrorists. I'm not sure, but i think he is her father, which is why she idolizes him so much.

fuck off back to r/incels with your stupid bullshit

/r/incels is gone forever. We're men without a home or a place to belong now.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M NOT A MALE MODEL WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fucking legend

fuck off and hit the gym you pussy, you're an incel for a reason.
Maybe if you get jacked and tan someday you'll trick some gook or fuck a tight body butterface.

it's all photoshopped. all of it.

toasting an ebin bread

Hgh for face gains and steroids or some shit.

i don't fucking get it. Could someone explain?

so this instagram
>instagram.com/berlin.1969/
is not his insta but the one of his daugther?
She is an artist who takes photos of her father and then photoshops it?
So this guy is actually not real and EVERY SINGLE photo on his insta is faked?

There is so much confusion going on with this

this is actually the first time in a long time that im really hoping for a thread.
please post result tomorrow in your own thread - would love to check it out

Amazing, an influx of larpers who like to make excuses and refuse to see their own flaws, just excellent.

cope

I'll give you the same advice that /fraud/ has given me

Stop being such a fucking pussy.

he looks like a cgi from 10 years ago

fugg u buddeh
>:^)

Nah it's all real brah. He really is 9 feet tall.

damn why did she give him such awkward proportions?

this guy looks like a bionicle

tren and gh

Keep us updated.

n0

What horse shit...

Not worth it
I'd rather shitpost about genetics fucking me over