Alright give me the line fit will post

Alright give me the line fit will post

This is a honeypot

#?

Is that a trap?

>thanks

>No, no, no, no, no. Well, yes.

That's one weird fetish.

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must deliver

Is she implying that you'd do that because that's what she wants?

replace after with before

No no no. First the murder, THEN the sex, while livestreaming.

too late, he already blew it

I would murder that pussy forsure

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THIS IS A HONEYPOT

"Nah, once was enough I'm looking for something new to do."

Tell her to bring a girlfriend along for safety.

ROLL for this

Kek. The mad lad actually did it.

But for real. This is some kinda trap

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So you're saying you're dtf?

Pls respond

What are some good French pickup lines?
Asking for a friend

Only thing I would murder is that pussy

How fucking retarded is she?

Lol chink

SS+GOMAD, y-you too.

>not saying "i'd murder you before"
shiggy a diggy

best

Pls respond

"4 SCOOPS C'MON!"

oh Jesus this is a bad convo, good luck OP

wow OP you suck

>probably not. I'm already serial so there's no new goal to hit.

Fuark that's a pretty azn qt

>hey girl, how do I know if you’re in my town?
Make sure her profile says what town she’s in

the chad triple respond

This

this thread is old and dead

You look like you’d like it ;);))

>i promise I'll stop choking you if you pass out
>if you die, i promise to leave flowers every year on the shallow grave i will dig for you once I've consumed the majority of your body

too hard

Its tinder, you should expect it.

what do?

"Only one way to find out"

Why would I murder you before and after sex?

You need to match with her first

T H O T
H
O
T

Get her address. Go to her house. Don't fuck her but find a way to tell her husband his wife is a slut. Help a bro out man

Where does that word even come from

Like, whats its context

Pretty much this, expose that whore

>you look like you'd enjoy it

That
Ho
Over
There

Damn I actually kinda agree with this. Seems crazy but I would want to know if my gf was this insane and unfaithful

You can't possibly believe this is real

That makes even less sense

God dammit Veeky Forums stop culturing poor grammatical ghetto phrases

lmao if you think that's too much, actually going to her house would make you crawl back into your moms vagina. I've seen blacks being paraded around as slaves with chains, naked midgets being thrown at walls for cash bets, bosses getting their employees huge bonuses and 11/10 whores going around the office sucking dick/fucking in the copyroom, doing coke and hotiron branding the tongue after, bosses doing x at work and literally gambling for millions on a bet. Bloodparties, fuckparties, slaveparties, thailand parties, malaysia parties, whores being brought onto planes, you fucking name it.

Its the most chad environment on the planet, and if people knew what was going on at these places, they would probably be imprisoned for life.

One of the last actions moot took before he left was to wordfilter niggerspeak like s m h, t b h and f a m to baka, desu and senpai.
Unfortunately, some other catchphrases (like thot) continued seeping through and despite being in clear violation of global rule #3, Mootwo or the mods and janitors aren't doing anything.
Annoying, but what can you do.

how about this

They really really too autistic to tell that she’s just joking

That must be what beinf redpilled feels like

Holy moly fuck user!. Dont miss this chance. I believe in you, go strong and post results you faggot !

>You look like you’d fall in love with a prisoner by mail and one day confess that’s what you want him to do to you

He hasn't matched her yet, idiot

how much of a whore must one woman be to come up with puns like that?

what is your problem cunt ?

I've seen shit like that, just not on something public-facing, and I've been out of the dating game for almost 4 years now, so call me autistic but I'd believe it under the right circumstance.

wait what, did I just catch second hand autism

>stop giving me ideas

you are unfunny and suck in general, OP

christ OP, you suck so much dick you should be on grindr

Unf

alright she answered

>we can love her together, or i fuck you both to death

"I don't fuck fatties"

Why did you throw that away?

Nice this is where you offer her the "Ol' Lickaroo"

She can just watch then

We should get together and all love each other, don't you think?

"you know, i could give you the old lickaroo"

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It's a twitter phrase. It means slut but the context it's used in usually pertaining to instagram and twitter sluts who post ass shots and use filters. The slutty, modern, woman is a thot.

this has to be a setup or something right?

Asians are like dime a dozen breh

You're saying like 10 words for every one she says
You look thirsty
Seal deal now or just leave it

Please stop messaging, my face can't cringe anymore

That wasn't bad OP, don't listen to the virgins

Update us when you get an answer, I assure you you will

What kind of pictures do you have OP, only thing girls ever say to me is Hi :)

only thing girls ever say to me is

>virgins ITT that need to beat off to Tinder stories on Veeky Forums mad that OP isn't taking this seriously
Lmao he's just in it to fuck around you autists, he's not trying to get laid. Unlike you, most people have sex often enough to think about other things once in a while.

just face, had a shirtless on ig, but then an 8/10 we matched msged me "ooops, I swiped right before I took a look at your pics on instagram". So I took them off.

Your hair disgusts me.

>Active dec 2014
how retarded are you?

>six pictures of which six are selfies
guess your height really saved you huh

yeah i saw wolf of wall street too

>women think this is funny
this is why Islam will conquer the west

Must be the Apple logo, the closer you put it in their face the better.

Trolling makes you cringe? How do you even survive here

Knock her up, obviously.

Actually, I would before sex.