Alright give me the line fit will post
Alright give me the line fit will post
This is a honeypot
#?
Is that a trap?
>thanks
>No, no, no, no, no. Well, yes.
That's one weird fetish.
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must deliver
Is she implying that you'd do that because that's what she wants?
replace after with before
No no no. First the murder, THEN the sex, while livestreaming.
too late, he already blew it
I would murder that pussy forsure
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THIS IS A HONEYPOT
"Nah, once was enough I'm looking for something new to do."
Tell her to bring a girlfriend along for safety.
ROLL for this
Kek. The mad lad actually did it.
But for real. This is some kinda trap
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So you're saying you're dtf?
Pls respond
What are some good French pickup lines?
Asking for a friend
Only thing I would murder is that pussy
How fucking retarded is she?
Lol chink
SS+GOMAD, y-you too.
>not saying "i'd murder you before"
shiggy a diggy
best
Pls respond
"4 SCOOPS C'MON!"
oh Jesus this is a bad convo, good luck OP
wow OP you suck
>probably not. I'm already serial so there's no new goal to hit.
Fuark that's a pretty azn qt
>hey girl, how do I know if you’re in my town?
Make sure her profile says what town she’s in
the chad triple respond
This
this thread is old and dead
You look like you’d like it ;);))
>i promise I'll stop choking you if you pass out
>if you die, i promise to leave flowers every year on the shallow grave i will dig for you once I've consumed the majority of your body
too hard
Its tinder, you should expect it.
what do?
"Only one way to find out"
Why would I murder you before and after sex?
You need to match with her first
T H O T
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Get her address. Go to her house. Don't fuck her but find a way to tell her husband his wife is a slut. Help a bro out man
Where does that word even come from
Like, whats its context
Pretty much this, expose that whore
>you look like you'd enjoy it
That
Ho
Over
There
Damn I actually kinda agree with this. Seems crazy but I would want to know if my gf was this insane and unfaithful
You can't possibly believe this is real
That makes even less sense
God dammit Veeky Forums stop culturing poor grammatical ghetto phrases
lmao if you think that's too much, actually going to her house would make you crawl back into your moms vagina. I've seen blacks being paraded around as slaves with chains, naked midgets being thrown at walls for cash bets, bosses getting their employees huge bonuses and 11/10 whores going around the office sucking dick/fucking in the copyroom, doing coke and hotiron branding the tongue after, bosses doing x at work and literally gambling for millions on a bet. Bloodparties, fuckparties, slaveparties, thailand parties, malaysia parties, whores being brought onto planes, you fucking name it.
Its the most chad environment on the planet, and if people knew what was going on at these places, they would probably be imprisoned for life.
One of the last actions moot took before he left was to wordfilter niggerspeak like s m h, t b h and f a m to baka, desu and senpai.
Unfortunately, some other catchphrases (like thot) continued seeping through and despite being in clear violation of global rule #3, Mootwo or the mods and janitors aren't doing anything.
Annoying, but what can you do.
how about this
They really really too autistic to tell that she’s just joking
That must be what beinf redpilled feels like
Holy moly fuck user!. Dont miss this chance. I believe in you, go strong and post results you faggot !
>You look like you’d fall in love with a prisoner by mail and one day confess that’s what you want him to do to you
He hasn't matched her yet, idiot
how much of a whore must one woman be to come up with puns like that?
what is your problem cunt ?
I've seen shit like that, just not on something public-facing, and I've been out of the dating game for almost 4 years now, so call me autistic but I'd believe it under the right circumstance.
wait what, did I just catch second hand autism
>stop giving me ideas
you are unfunny and suck in general, OP
christ OP, you suck so much dick you should be on grindr
Unf
alright she answered
>we can love her together, or i fuck you both to death
"I don't fuck fatties"
Why did you throw that away?
Nice this is where you offer her the "Ol' Lickaroo"
She can just watch then
We should get together and all love each other, don't you think?
"you know, i could give you the old lickaroo"
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It's a twitter phrase. It means slut but the context it's used in usually pertaining to instagram and twitter sluts who post ass shots and use filters. The slutty, modern, woman is a thot.
this has to be a setup or something right?
Asians are like dime a dozen breh
You're saying like 10 words for every one she says
You look thirsty
Seal deal now or just leave it
Please stop messaging, my face can't cringe anymore
That wasn't bad OP, don't listen to the virgins
Update us when you get an answer, I assure you you will
What kind of pictures do you have OP, only thing girls ever say to me is Hi :)
only thing girls ever say to me is
>virgins ITT that need to beat off to Tinder stories on Veeky Forums mad that OP isn't taking this seriously
Lmao he's just in it to fuck around you autists, he's not trying to get laid. Unlike you, most people have sex often enough to think about other things once in a while.
just face, had a shirtless on ig, but then an 8/10 we matched msged me "ooops, I swiped right before I took a look at your pics on instagram". So I took them off.
Your hair disgusts me.
>Active dec 2014
how retarded are you?
>six pictures of which six are selfies
guess your height really saved you huh
yeah i saw wolf of wall street too
>women think this is funny
this is why Islam will conquer the west
Must be the Apple logo, the closer you put it in their face the better.
Trolling makes you cringe? How do you even survive here
Knock her up, obviously.
Actually, I would before sex.