In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit

In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

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Big Max Thrax is the patron saint of large lads

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Is Henry VIII the most alpha king in history?

FRANCIS! GOD WHAT A STUPID NAME!

GODS I WAS STRONG BACK THEN

MORE

CAREFUL, FRANCIS, CAREFUL!

What is an absolute unit?

FETCH ME ANOTHER THOMAS

YOU MAY BE THE POPE, BUT I AM THE KING!


MORE! WIVES!

>Tfw we will never know the full details of Francis wrecking Henry in a wrestling match at the field of gold

I bet that big guy made a lot of noise when he hit the ground

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my eternal king, God rest him.

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YOUR MOTHER WAS A WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE

I'M SURROUNDED BY PAPISTS

Why is Henry VIII such a meme on Veeky Forums?

Doctor pavel, I'm VII

bobby posting

What did he do after?
I'd be surprised if he didn't try and tackle Francis
I genuinely don't believe he'll care if it ruins negotiations

How could Henry "Ten Ton Terror" Tudor lose to a skinny french manlet in wrassling? Must have cheated!

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kek

Francis tripped henry up

>ywn travel back in time to medieval europe and be worshipped as an alpha because 6'4"
why even exist?

IN THE END

I REALIZE

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>Fuck this feast, I just want you dead!

Francis was really fucking tall and muscular, based on contemporary descriptions of him.

Twas said in ye olde chronicle of ye day
"The ground was cleft at ye moment ye king fell upon it and ye entire earth shook to its very foundations. In ye end, Francis declared it a victory for Henry for fear of inciting ye king's eternal wrath"

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

FIGHTING THE PAPACY

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Yeah but was he an absolute unit?

Henry wasn’t a fat fuck when he wrestled Francis. That happened years later.

He could have just converted to islam instead of making all that fuss.

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Henry was a good boy who loved Jesus

FETCH ME THE ADVISOR STRETCHER, NOWWWWW

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More wives, your Grace?

*blocks your path*

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Because he's literally the Alpha Chad King

>can't even sire sons
>Chad

In the show Henry was a manlet

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It was a worked shoot. Henry made Francis look strong intentionally so the Pope would think that Papists have the upper hand in the future. Master tactician and strategist.

4u

He did have a son though