>get to know a handsome muscle daddy on the internet
>we talk about sex
>I say I'm top
>he goes buttmad
>WHAT?? HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOP IF YOU'VE NEVER BOTTOMED? WHAT IF YOU ENJOY IT, HONEY? I'LL BE CAREFUL AND TENDER
>OKEY, I AGREE TO BOTTOM FOR YOU, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO BOTTOM FOR ME AFTERWARDS
>WHY NO?? YOU CAN'T REJECT ME!! FAGGOT!!! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BITCH?? GO TO HELL1111
Every fucking time
This thread again...
Maybe stop being a gay
Not Veeky Forums related, fuck off.
Stop making this thread you pathetic fuck.
I thought I told you to go fucking murder yourself.
Sage.
one of these days I'll fill /lgbt/ with lifting threads
please do. i've tried to talk fitness over there but they're like what.
transgirl here, and i've had like the opposite problem. guys want to give me head, or even top them, which i have zero interest in. dating is hard :(
Gays > heteros. At least we don't jack off to the cuck degeneracy
Do it, bb
Veeky Forums gets the weirdest pasta.
Sage, faggot.
What the actual fuck are you trying to accomplish by making this thread over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again?
You clearly aren't trying to actually get advice.
What specific mental illness do you have?
>I thought I told you to go fucking murder yourself.
If you kill yourself and fail, should you be tried for attempted murder?
Where do I meet handsome muscle daddies on the internet? I'm new to this and craigslist sucks and I want some dick
Maybe the Muslims are right
Kill.
Your.
Self.
Seriously, go do your extremely specific and bizarre shit posting litterally anywhere else.
Reminder that he posts this pasta on multiple boards, several times a day.
This is b8.
>muscle bottom posts in twink top thread
REEEEEE TOO SPECIFIC
Gayest thread I've ever seen on Veeky Forums
And I'm here since 2012
Is your fucking life so fucking pathetic that you fetishisize faceless, anonymous people out of (what you believe to be) a reasonable chance they look like your "muscle daddy" ideal simply because they're on the "fitness" board of a Chinese cartoon forum?
You have serious fucking issues.
I'm ugly as fuck and everybody replying to your shit pasta is ugly as fuck and we all hate you.
You're like some fucking Luca Magnota psyco twink who thinks they can just shit post fantasy into reality.
KYS.
post a pic of yrself
maybe write on your profile that you're a top and be clear about it?
>2012
Fuck off newfag
Maybe don't reply to stale pasta.
Bullshit. This faggot makes this thread every 6 hours. There's 0% chance you haven't seen this if you've been here that long.
i'm pretty sure i've never seen it? or just never noticed it i guess idk
>hate a thread
>still posts on it all the time bumping it
KKK
>43600418
GET THE FUCK OUT IF HERE FAGGOT NOT FIT RELATED
SAGE AND REPORT YOU GAY NIGGERS
I'm bumping it so next time (and I'm sure your faggot ass will post it again), everybody can know this is pasta.
>the absolute state of fags
a twink top might be fun actually. usually i just find the super masculine and bigger guys interested in me. fit twink
>samefagging his own pasta after being shamed for pathological shit posting
B8 threads, everybody.