/fraud/ waifu edition

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If you must ask your absolutely retarded questions go to reddit, we most likely ignore you since you were to lazy to read the wiki and you are most likely going to ask about oral only cycle.

No, we cannot tell you how to dose your AI on your oral only cycle.

Oral only cycles are retarded and you're a retard for considering them.

ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.

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nice OP pic, nice OP description.
Overall 8/10.

i like this one

whatever it takes

>Be careful who you call ugly in middle school

They might still be ugly though

Yeah I'll probably delete the other one

please do, I can't handle two threads

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Ancientfag here. I've roided for decades, but we mostly used the classics: test, dbol, tbol, winny and lots of deca. Recently I've plateaued on lifts and believe after 10 years of dedicated lifting, I've reached my natty limit and then some. I ordered some EQ and tbol for performance -- I'm a fighter, so at my age I'm having a hard time keeping up with the sheer speed of the younger guys. EQ + tbol gives me back that explosiveness I had at 30.

This is my 5th EQ cycle and I'm having serious issues at week 5. My throat keeps swelling up making it hard to swallow, I'm getting awful nightsweats + insomnia, and my cardio has gone down the drain. I've always been known for my cardio as a volume puncher, but I legitimately got winded going up 2 flights of stairs. There's definitely some anxiety and mood issues as well, even my wife said I'm acting strange and she's accepted me roiding for years. It's been a while since I had EQ, but I don't remember it ever being like this. Am I dosing too high or is it possible this is another substance?

I was worried about e2, but my nipples always puff up when my AI isn't in order. They're flat and insensitive as can be.

Test 500/week
EQ 700/week
asin EOD

Baleeted it. Now I can post my vaguely /fraud/ related stories here.

>Day 4 of accutane
Acne is already looking a lot better, Dunno if it's due to the tane or my showering like 2-3 times a day now.

>Get call from theatre manager
>Asks me to be stage manager
>Show up to theatre
>it's an all female production
>5 of the 8 girls there tell me about how it looks like I've been hitting the gym pretty hard
>One with a boyfriend says we should get drinks tomorrow (aka today)
>This girl has a reputation for being thotimus prime and cheating like a football player taking a math test

I don't know what to do in this situation

Sounds like you got a bunch of tren instead

>I don't know what to do in this situation
Fuck her. He would do the same if he was in your shoes, go for it.

No mercy.

I live in an open carry state and this fucker carries a gun everywhere he goes. I'd rather not be on the business end of it.

Also I really just mean whether I should go drinking at all since I figured accutane+alcohol is a bad mix.

That was my concern as well. How certain are you? I've never done tren before, but the side effects don't lineup with any EQ I've had. Ordered a test kit and will wait patiently till it's here.

what said sounds kinda likely, but it could also be high hematocrit from the eq, a lot of these sides are related. go donate some blood (or bleed yourself if you're crazy)

>ur jacked bro
>been hitting the gym?
>damn u jacked
i get these everyday, nothing special

>girl with a bf asks you out for a date

fukn chad

it's impossible to be certain, but I'll say that on 500mg and highish tren (might not be 700 since it's most likely not the same concentration, but it should be at least 500) you would very likely experience some prolactin sides involving your nips

I don't go outside though so I don't get these. Also a few of them are married but also seem to talk to me flirtaciously so I don't know what the fuck to do.

>fukn chad
n-no

I got the witcher 3 complete edition when it was free on Xbox one a couple of months ago, but I can't bring myself to play it...

If I haven't played 1 and 2 am I gonna be missing out on a shit ton of interesting lore and story? Is it really that great?

>If I haven't played 1 and 2 am I gonna be missing out on a shit ton of interesting lore and story?
Just bee yourself. Not really. If you get super autism, just watch some playthroughs from W1 and W2.
>Is it really that great?
YES

I never played the first two but I enjoyed the shit out of the third. there's a crap ton of references to the first two games because well, it's a real sequel, but there's enough context to never be confused

Is he natty?

>I can't bring myself to play it...
playing on console will be shittier experiance than playing on pc but the game is great. I was playing it at least 12 hours a day every day.

Is Geralt natty?

Found an anytime in Utrecht looks like I won't miss any gains lads.

Time to finally make some then.

>xbox one
get it on pc, its superior, and like 20bux on g2a.

>do i need to play 1 and 2
no, absolutely not.

>is it really that great.
Dude, Witcher 3 is by far the best singeplayer RPG game i have ever played in my entire life. And i have been playing since i was a child. Everything about this game is a masterpiece. The world is so god damn beautiful and immersive, the monsters are fucking epic, the charackters have a deep personality, the music is just perfect. Whenever some big story game comes out, you always have people who love and people who hate it. Look at youtube. Only very few people actually dislike Witcher 3. It is by far the most loved and popular game in the last 5 years.

Even tho i cant understand how people cant love that game from the first minute on, what i have to tell is that, the more you play it, the better it gets. Actually sit down for the weekend, and actually put time into the game. The more you play it, the better it gets.

ALOT of people say "witcher 3 is the best game i have ever played". Its not an exaggeration. That game is truly a masterpiece.

Please watch these videos:
youtube.com/watch?v=UNChxQAhap8
youtube.com/watch?v=gKKbIDYl_XY
youtube.com/watch?v=bfVyO8JJjro

And these videos speak the truth. Once you have played the game, a decade will go by before you can lay your hands on a game that comes even close to Witcher 3.

No, they roid the shit out of them during their teenage years. Also, potions = sterons

Utrecht is nice do you live there now ? Fucking public transport around there is always cramped tho.

Can confirm, Witcher 3 is an experience that's unmissable if you care about gaming in any way, or even story telling.

Its for Comic Con this weekend

Nice.
Nice.

I usually like rpg but this one I somehow couldn't get into witcher. I played for like 5 hours and then quit. I agree in theory its a great game though just not for me

STANDING HERE

Yes it is a very bad mix you dumb faggot.
Source: retards at my school who tried to do both
Disclaimer: not a fraud

>5 hours
as i said earlier, put time into the game. It gets better the more you learn about the charackters and the world. You miss out on alot.

Just look at pic related. That game is just pure art.

liked his body more in W2

I REALIZE
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

I mean I remembered reading that drinking in moderation at a low dose of tane wasn't that bad. But then again I'm probably not gonna drink either way so it's whatever.
>Source: retards at my school who tried to do both
What happened to them user? Did they get sent to the hospital?

I glt bored of witcher pretty quickly. After riding around on that horse or whatever I was like is this it. Then I killed that Griffin I think and it was still shit so I sold it. Was definitely miring him in that cut scene at the start though, good body.

Ah I see, are you gonna cosplay as something ?

I guess I should give it another go when I have some more free time.


Fuck any one else using clover app to post on Veeky Forums? It now has this weird bug for me that doesn't let me select the Google verification. Every time I have to select cars or roads they just disappear when I click them and I have to relead the images until I get a double 'street names' so I can finally post. It's annoying as fuck.

how dare you to post a pic of my waifu

I wanted to but I wussed out.

VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE

>Every time I have to select cars or roads they just disappear
I think it's meant to lel. After a while they stop disappearing and you can verify it.

BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

NANOMANLETS SON

Man I want mgr2

idk man, personally i feel people have to give a game a chance. Actually explore the world, do the side quests and stuff. Dont just rush thru it with a "man whens the cool shit happening".

This applies to every game, every movie, and every TV series.
Game of thrones isnt mind blowing when you watch the first 3 episodes.
But after the first or the second season, it is.

Most games i play, and most shows i watch are "meh" at the beginning. But from past experience i know that if i actually take my time for it, it will become better.
Apart from that, there might be a chance Witcher 3 actually doesnt appeal to you.

>waifu
I always saw ciri as a daughter figure, never in a sexual manner.

Also everyone has to watch his short intro:
youtube.com/watch?v=_8YUDfFtH2A

Its epic wether you like the game or not

Week 5 sounds a bit early for having sky high hematocrit that could explain the anxiety, but definitely not impossible. The throat thing and night sweats sound either like others said you got something different or another option is you're somewhat allergic to one of components in the eq oil. (Not all allergies have to be anaphylactic, but could explain shortness of breath, sweats, throat blocking etc.). It definitely sounds concerning and I would either drop it or lower dosage to see if symptoms improve.

I massively dislike game of thrones even after being up to date to the current stuff, its boring, it drags on but never deeply goes into stuff and the cgi and setup is b tier budget level.

one booted after a few drinks the other just felt like shit. I don't think he drank very much though. First guy swore off drinking and took up coke and whippets though so not sure how much better off he is.

what the heck did i just read.

I can't imagine what people like about it so much.
Its dull, its lazy and does the books no justice.

>and does the books no justice
okay now i know where the hate comes from

perfection and maximum kino
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btw if you think of wasting 100 hours of your life to a game dont and I repeat dont go to toussaint before you finished heart of stone. you never want to leave there again
>tfw ciri comes to chill with me on my vineyard.

fuck man i loved that scene so much. That endless search for Ciri, going thru Velen, novigrad and Skellige, just to find her dead on some island.
THHHEE FEELS ARRGHHH

I havent been to toussaint yet, but from the videos i have seen, the envinvronment there looks even better than the main game.

Its funny how I have never looked at games like that even though in movies series and books for example I think exactly like that. Ill keep this in mind should I play it again.

I tried but it just becomes an endless cycle of me clicking on squares, soon the cars just disappear and I am left with only other random shit than I just click more blocks and they keep disappearing and reloading with another random image.

Joint hurt and click a bit during Skullcrushers.

Low E2?

got any before and after photos /fraud/

This logic can be mainly applied to singleplayer story driven games.
Doesnt really work with multiplayer games.

But Witcher 3 is basically like a TV series so yeah.

also
>100 hours
i have 430 hours in witcher 3 and didnt even do the DLCs yet

...

I do but I guess you want to be impressed.

Only game that comes close to those hours is xcom 2.
Can't count wow.

If its only during skullcrushers you probably just have some issue with your elbows or tendons.

My chest hurts and clicks in the morning as well. Makes me wonder if I'm using too much AI.

>tried but it just becomes an endless cycle of me clicking on squares, soon the cars just disappear and I am left with only other random shit
Yeah once it stops sporning cars you can press to verify it

can these help with adhd?

Wow, it doesn't seem logical that way at all to me.. I feel stupid now tho.

Oh and I just now for the first time bothered to read the text lmao, it actually explains it.

post them anyways

no, take your Adderall

Yup. It got me for a few days tbf lel

>click (named object)
>click till gone
>done

I don't think so. I can always click and pop my chest when I haven't done so for half a day. Your chest doesn't have any synovial joints (except maybe sternoclavicular). If you wanna try to lower ai go ahead but I don't think that's your problem.

>roiding for this

your before looks like on tren crusader lol

it's actually scary how similar you look

also where the f is your chest

Crusader and I look way too alike.
I don't mind.

Fucking nowhere and it's pissing me off.

Thanks senpai

I know the feeling, I got memed into flat bench press only for chest at first too

Same deal. Droppes flat bench for flat and incline db presses, dips, more chest flies and pushups. Its improving already.

I do:

4x15 Chest flyes/superset with pushups to failure
3x10-15 one hand db chest press
3x15-20 underhand db raises/landmine press for dat dere upper chest

so far it works better than bench pressing like idiot for an hour

>superset with pushups
lmao

Try it, burns like a motherfucker

been on roids for 5 years straight (30 now)

often get scared thinking about the consequences on my health

youtube.com/watch?v=rOb7Jdzz-eQ

I'm starting to realize roiding for strength gains isn't worth if I still look like shit.

How do I get my fucking arms to grow?
Curls and extensions EOD?

deads, squats, and rows went up. Bench is shitty for being on gear. And my arms.

JUST

Brosplits.I bet you did SS lmao

Can't in any way be certain.

But I've never had any cardio issues on anything but tren. Combined with insomnia, night sweats, emotional disturbance, seems likely.

What color was the oil?

what does your training look like now?
I used to train mostly for strength and wanted to look better kinda like you. I added 3 sets of delts, tris and bis to the end of my workouts 3 times a week and that helped a ton

and vary your bb exercises a lot

The thing with all the Witches games is that, like LotR and Game of Thrones (books especially), there is a shit ton of backstory and a lot of characters which aren't spoon fed to you. Drink from a firehouse and try to keep up. This made it hard for me to get past the beginnings for each game, but after a few hours you get hooked and can't stop.

I disagree completely. in Witcher 3 they pretty much recap everything that happened whenever you meet a character from the previous games, like completely blatant exposition that is there to help players new to the series (because cdpr know nobody played the first 2)

>I always saw ciri as a daughter figure, never in a sexual manner.
I don't know about the game, but I don't get the cunts, that get so offended when someone mentions possibility of Geralt and Ciri having a romantic relationship. The folks on various forums go berserk for even hinting that, lol. The father daughter relation in the books is pretty farfetched, because Geralt is never around when she grows up. Maybe like few months in total. I would agree, that it would be creepy if for example Geralt raised her for a few years though.

Also imo Ciri was insuferable cunt in the books, so she's not waifu material for different reasons for me. Look at my captcha, wtf

When was this shit free?

claimed.

the op is conflicting, idk which folder to save it in. reaction memes or pretty girls?

>the op is conflicting, idk which folder to save it in. reaction memes or pretty girls?
Fap obviously. I would pount that dirty asshole so hard,.

Strength training is fine but be sure to supplement it with plenty of isolations.
I mainly like to do oly lifts and base my program around that, with some variations but I also train chest arms and shoulders (lateral raises) like twice weekly each.

tren and eq look very different.
don't think 5 weeks is long enough for high hc hematocrit
could be high e2, you should get a blood test.

ever look into cardarine?

ya, idk why that was even a question.

it's his fifth eq cycle and he's been roiding for ten years. hct doesn't go down on its own esp if he's still roiding, if he doesn't donate blood I could see this being the straw that broke the camel's back

then you are missing the whole point of the game.
in the whole (base) game gerald is basically only a side character and the actual main character is ciri. it's a story about a father moving hell and earth to find and save his daughter because she is the only thing that really matters to him. afterall ciri is the closest gerald can ever have for a kid. (she even looks similar with the blonde hair).
at least that's what I got from the story.
to imply some ciri/ gerald relationship is so out of character for both.

that's a good point. he shouldn't def get a blood test though.

Keira has that hot blonde MILF teacher vibe.