If soyboys eat soy to maintain low test, what do high test chads eat to maintain high test?

>what do high test chads eat
Literally whatever they want.

Why are they all screaming?

Get more exercise if your caloric intake is so low that you can't eat a little meat

soy doesn't lower test in any significant amount.

whatever they want
cba linking but chaos and pain did an article about how eating what you want is better for your hormonal profile than being autistic about your diet because of how it affects cortisol and serotonin etc

>15 posts into the thread and no one said pussy

Veeky Forums is dead

They're not, it's the nu-male pose, leftism has convinced them to be ashamed of their "toxic masculinity".

How lean are you trying to get? If you want to achieve God-mode you have to be on point.

Chad does not eat pussy (as he is not homosexual)

> going down
Eww no

Pussy

alpha's dont eat pussy brah. If a girl convinces you to suck her cunt you're a cuck

zink, vitamin D, maintain good sleep, obviosly working out and reducing cortisol

Eating pussy is submissive behavior. So much that in BDSM communities it's what bottom men do to top women.

>B-b-but only 25% of women can cum without clitoral stimulation

What are you dieting and lifting so much for if you aren't aiming to bag that top 25% of girls?

>eating pussy is gay
Fucking wew, lad

Reminded me of this

>Chad does whatever the fuck he wants
>Don't eat pussy bro or you're a beeda!
The absolute state of Veeky Forums

Ask your grandpa what he thinks about eating pussy. It's weak submissive behaviour.

Chad does not want to eat pussy, if you want to eat pussy you have an hormonal imbalance or mental deficiency (i.e. homosexual)

I want off the ride.

It’s a submissive act in sex, and chad doesn’t know what submissiveness is

only getting warmed up

>t. never fucked a girl in my life

jesus christ that first kid

short biochem 101:
all steroid hormones (including testosterone) are derived from cholesterol and stuff like dairy products (breast milk especially), meats, eggs and fish contain ass loads of cholesterol.

Look you can eat pussy but we’re just making jokes about chad
If you’re can slurp the clam like a pro girls like you more

why would you want to put your mouth on a vagina? Women are fucking disgusting and in real life you will never find a clean, attractive looking vagina like in porn.

this makes me want to die

huh im surprised at how quickly 'soyboy' is going mainstream
soon well have politicians calling eachother libsoys and soyservatives

other chads

>virgin confirmed

Isn't balding hair and the ability to grow a beard a sign of high test?

I hope so, shit talk soy needs popularity
i already had to cut all cold cuts and most processed meat cause they keep getting filled with soy

Animal blood.

>soyservatives
We already have cuckservatives.

The west is done desu

no, balding is can have many reasons including nutritional deficiencies and stress, but mostly it is androgenetic, meaning an inherited trait in men.
Some men have areas on their scalp with hair follicles sensitive to the hormone DHT - a product of testosterone. So even if someone is low T he can become bald.

>consoyvatives
come on, user

kekkin real good

No. Common misconception. That's high DHT, aka the test that your body isn't using anabolically. That's the kind you DON'T want.

Chad has a chiseled clean-shaven jaw and an impeccable hairline. Your bacon and lumberjack meme websites lied to you. Beards get in the way of actual hard work.

Beards were grown for the cold.
And they are all clean shaven because they are taking a photograph.

>you will never cut down a massive redwood with your lumberjack bros

Consoyvatives. If you will.

This, baldness can also be from yeast on the scalp. In general this communicates to women that a guy is either unhealthy or just has shit genes. It's literally like a big beer gut... It's a trait identified as a male and adult one, but it's a bad message to send.

I don't know where the "badass bald and beard" meme came from, but it has to die.

>wanting to cut down redwoods
fuck you

The soyim know shit it down

pusy

not even sure its a redwood desu, was just making a joke you beta tree hugging hippy

...

Can't actually find real vintage pics of lumberjacks with beards. I'm sorry but I think media has lied to us about "le manly lumberjack beards". You'll see some moustaches, but never beards.

it is a redwood and caring about the environment isnt beta
I know I'll come back through reincarnation so I want to leave a better world for myself.
Jokes are meant to be funny btw

It depends on circumstance though, felling the occasional tree isn't a problem. The issue is when it's industrialized.

This thread is full of MeatNeets baka

You tried.

>caring about the environment isnt beta

i found ur ride, brah

It's not what you eat, it's what you don't eat/drink. Seriously you won't find a food that has a major impact on test levels but from my experience, avoiding a lot of foods will have a major impact on test. Soy, dairy, sugar, legumes, alcohol, fast food/omega 6, weed, green tea. Eating a lot of carbs helps test production though (in the form of basmati rice ideally).

what if you have a weak jaw ):

what are you, gay? Having a bitch ride ur face and cumming is hot and being able to make a stupid bitch cum is why she thinks ur chad retard if u dont want a bitch to keep asking for dick dont make her cum, queer lol

Saturated fat, obviously.

Zinc and cholesterol combined with heavy lifting for high-T.

Chads literally make them cum just by sight and smell alone

reminder this is what happens when you feed your children cow estrogen milk.

>reincarnating
>not attaining moksha and leaving this shithole
>being this beta

>reincarnation has to do specifcally with hinduism
ummm sweaty im slavic pagan

So does the cycle just last forever?

Steak unironically

>im slavic pagan
Hope this post was ironic

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21353476

Case study of a vegan man who eats a high soy diet. His testosterone crashes and he gets erectile dysfunction. Takes a year to recover

Any dweeb can make a girl cum using his tongue. BUT it takes a special kind of man to make a women cum with just his dick. So what if you're good at eating girls out? You're a dime a dozen, but if you can give girls leg shaking orgasms while face to face with them you're a true alpha male

Chad does not do "whatever the fuck he wants" if "whatever" is a beta act

You just /out/ed yourself

It's due to Paul Bunyan you absolute mong

Strengthen it.

>I've literally made a girl cum without her taking her clothes off

Am I chad?

chad has genetics to eat whatever he wants and still have an above average body whereas bad food that the soyboy eats will indefinitely shackle him to a DYEL body. Also chad can still be DYEL but grills will still show interest in him because he has FACE

Yeah, once again. All old depictions have no beard. It's the modern hipster ones where he's sporting a jawlet hiding beard.

SMOKING FAGS

n=1 diabetic supposedly healthy. Nigga gtfo. Doesn't mention anything about how much soy he's consuming, amount of calories or anything else in his diet. All we know the fucker was downing beer every night and stopped when he stopped being vegan.

is licking asshole beta? sometimes when i'm eating ass my tongue accidentally touches some vag ewww

I ate what I want for 15 years and became a tub of shit. No.

I can't make my gf cum from oral, just quiver a little. She does cum from dicking. Am I terrible?

weaker chads, they practice chaddiballism

Girl try to pass on the performance aspect of sex to berate men. Truth is it's mostly the girl's issue... she is a keeper because she cums from vaginal simulation not clitoral. Has nothing to do with your skill broseph.

I've forced girls to let me eat them out before when they were too shy/timid to let me. I literally dominated them by making them bend over for me to lick their pussy and asshole. Get real virgin, your gramps is a fucking cuck.

In the morning I blend up some fresh red meat and drink it, then I head out to the woods and kill a bear and a deer. I eat the rest, the bear was because I need to needlessly kill because I'm a man. Then I hit a cow over the head with a shovel till it's dead... then I eat it.
Then I lift weights then watch Die Hard.

We were waiting for you to show up, you fucking pussy

Literally every old depiction he has a beard

Just because a lot of autistic fags on a Burmese basket weaving forum say beards are beta doesn't make it so. Betas are beta. They'll be beta no matter what they do. However strong jaws will always be alpha, betas can't grow a strong jaw only a beard. Doesn't mean beards are beta. And I don't even have a beard

Romans considered giving head as the dominant role. It depends which way you look at it.

Pizza

Wrong, read some classics instead of flavour of the month online news