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>no sips

>no soy

Is the broccoli salted? If so, good lad.

You cremated the sausages.

Those eggs look disgraceful.

and the eggs, and zero seasoning would not eat

You fried the eggs, you're eating processed meat and you threw a chunk of butter on your broccoli

>burned the sausages
>put the butter on the broccoli instead of the potatoes
>not even pepper on the eggs

>meat and eggs

Found your flaw right there. Enjoy your heart disease, colon cancer, and one way ticket straight into Hell for murder and rape of animals.

Weak b8.

>didn't even comment on the butter

Butter is fine
Taters were boiled in salted water
Sausages are dark because my oven doesn't work so i had to pan fry them
Flicked oil on top of the egg to speed up cooking
Eggs are lightly salted

There is literally nothing wrong with sausages

Fite me

Those sausages are fucked, mate.

It’s not pizza you virgin

>There is literally nothing wrong with sausages
Yeah apart from the fact you sent them to Bergen-Belsen.

Pls mate

I sent them to sobibor

both sausages and eggs are burned and you didn't even make american style scrambled eggs (objectively best way to eat eggs)

The sausages look fine desu

CHRIST, YA COOKED THE SHIT OUTTA IT

Idd whenever i pan fry sausages they end uo looking the same and they taste absolutely fine; its only the skin which is a bit burnt.

And you know what else?

I cleaned uo everything before eating, and it had gone cold.

So I HEATED IT UP IN THE MICROWAVE

Your sausage is entirely charcoal and your eggs are way overdone. Would be a great breakfast if you hadn't burned half of your damn plate

Eggs are fine. Sausages are perfectly fine inside and the skin tastes fine and isn't tough at all.

I just microwaved this shit up as I just got in from the gym, and nobody can stop me.

Could someone please stop this fucking animal?

Lacks rice and chicken.

Microwaving in plastic

>not rice instead of potatoes
>ever eating sausages

Jesus watch the Ramsey how to cook eggs video you fucking tosser those look and probably taste like shit fuck off.

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If you didn't buy those sausage from a butcher you know who uses 100% prime cut, enjoy eating pulverized bones, intestines, skin and filling.
Never eat sausage.

Could use some pepper for a start.
Looks pretty boring otherwise. If that's how you like it that's fine I guess.
I probably wouldn't eat unless socially obligated to/10

Not enough beers to be worth drinking and I personally don't care for pringles.

I had two already at a bar but yeah I wish I had more.

jesus christ, thats like watching a fatass eating broccoli is pure sugarfat.

what did he mean by this?

Why not learn to cook? First time I've made Beef Wellington, followed the recipe and came out quite tasty.

>eating

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