Mirin stories

>finally get a prostitute so I'm not a khv
>she keeps touching my arms and telling me how big and strong and handsome my muscles are
feels good brehs

not a mirin story but a relevant story in terms of cheating
>have friend whose been dating this girl for 4 years
>constantly cheats on her
>she finds out about it every time but somehow puts up with it
>at the end of the 4th year she goes to out of town uni
>she messages me and asks if i want to fuck so that she could get back at him by sleeping with one of his good friends
>i cant do that
>she finds someone else and cheats
>friend finds out and is devastated saying how he cant believe she would do such a thing. Keeps telling me how good he has treated her over the years
>im basically saying in my head 'had it coming' over and over as he is venting
>i try to be supportive and tell him there are other girls out there
>he gets a new girl, same story. He cheats, she puts up with it
>but now every girl that knows him is absolutely disgusted by him
>he is confused why a lot of girls seem to not want to be around him

hes a cool bro but it confuses me why he can't add 2 and 2 together

Why don’t you just tell him? You don’t have to be a dick about it. Just say, “mate, you cheat on your girlfriends, what do you expect?”.

Low test beta. Any woman would have cheated with chad in that situation

Lol fag you only live once you should have fucked that chick man would have been a fun life moment

His head is stuck up his own ass, tell him, if he accepts help him, if he does not accept break with him.

He's selfish and self centred, dangerous characteristics in a "friend".

i bet if he had the chance to fuck your Gf, he would.

Listen to
These are not good characteristics to have in a friend, just because they are nice "to you" does not make them worth your time or good people, have higher standards for yourself since who you keep company with reflects on you. Save your time for people worth spending it on.

>Women now try to attempt to talk to me instead of giving me one word, cold, uninterested responses if I try to talk to them
>I still don't know how to talk to women
M-mirin, right guys?

GAAAAAAY

you guys are right. the older i got, the more i realized how fucked up these "nice" people were just by looking at their actions. I only hang out with the couple of people who have been true to me, even if they seem like a dick. At least i know who they truly are and where i stand. These other snakes are just looking out for themselves.

>recently divorced
>divorce was mutual, so ex and I on decent enough terms, occasionally hookup, still, relationship just wasn't working out
>pick up kids at daycare ex wife works at, post gym
>didn't have time to change or shower
>walk in to pick up kids, exchange pleasantries with ex
>shortly after, get this text
Inb4 >emojis

>OMG XD XD XD

cease

>being this triggered

kill yourself

Niiice

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You write like a teenaged girl.

No wonder she divorced you.

>not using emojis
Bitches love emojis.
No wonder you have no gf

Your self-control makes you more sexy, user. Good on you

>tfw normie kids look up to Jeff but he's was probably a huge bully in school and still is

Fuck that guy

>move into area with very few 18-24 people (no uni/colleges nearby)
>get mired by either high school girls or post-college-beer-binge slampigs

ffffuuuuuuuuucking kill me

youtube.com/watch?v=tAW2I0pTlsw
Very true mate. Sheen described the subject quite well.

>bitches love emojis
>but not enough to stay with you

its good you got mired but don't act like you know what girls want

>get bum pinched in club on the reg
>last night was out with friends
>group of 7/10s grab me from behind and pull me into their circle
>tell me I look like a rugby player
>in confusion say "well I'm not"
>girl who mentioned it looks at me funny so I walk off in shame

fuck sake lads I should have just lied

>Bitches love emojis.

Did you read that in Cosmo?

>doesn't throat fuck everyone who looks at him
Never going to make it

I can’t believe how hard you’re coping right now

Same here
>GF is in study abroad in tropical country
>fly in to visit
>at airport in said country
>9/10 on vacation asks me what hostel i'm going to and for my contact info
>tell her I have important plans but I'm flattered
>taxi driver sees all of this and asks me 'WTF'
>just smile and ask him to drive
>go spend wholesome week with GF

We all gonna make it.

You talk like a huge faggot, you need a beating

>no y-you too
You should be ashamed of yourself user.

>GF is in study abroad in tropical country
maybe your girlfriend is different, but this does not sount good

>viewing a room (student)
>attic bedroom has no door
>gay, single landlord who's twice my age tells me that he'd never come into my room
>and there'd be no funny business
>he points to my arms and says with my muscles he'd be afraid of getting a smack

t..thanks

She was in the literal jungle catching insects with nets.
You spend too much time on Veeky Forums, lad.

And the locals were in her figurative jungle while she was catching bugs with her crotch

>go to club
>girls accidentialy(c) pulling on or stumbling into me
>literally blocking my path and placing themselves in front of me
>even pulling me to them to dance with them
>even though i am a manlet by european standards
>can‘t handle attention so go full autism and ignore those things

Could be worse.

things OP will regret when his girl leaves / cheats on him vol.1

you should have just said thanks and laughed

your ass gon get its door smashed bruh

Possibly
>dating girl for several years
>planning on proposing
>bartender at time
>9/10 latina on vacation being harassed by a drunken poo
>boot him, make sure she is taken care of
>she starts being extremely friendly
>shift ends, go in office to count cash, check out, shoot the shit with boss, etc.
>30 minutes later come out
>she's waiting for me at the door
>tells me she is in town for one more night
>says she wants me to to spend it with me
>politely decline, wish her the best, head home to gf confident in making the right decision
>next week gf dumps me out of the blue, no reason given
>find out she'd been fucking a mutual friend for months
>over her but still think about that Latina from time to time
Taking the moral high ground is more difficult than it seems.

Need to know how tall you are!
Because if you got bitches on you you cant be a manlet

your Tracy gf was fucked into a sleeping coma by Chad while you were out with Stacy
You blew it, Brad

What does this mean?

>Be shopping with GF in town
>Make casual, momentary eye contact with girl and look away
>Notice they're still looking at me
>Look again and they quickly look away.

Is this a mire? Or am I just overt-thinking? Have legit OCD btw, hence why I'm on a Cantonese aphrodisiac board asking for help.

I know, right?

5‘10

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thats a mire, my friend.

Started talking to this chick in one of my classes. Had this moment after we exchanged names, we both held a stare for a few seconds with little grins on our faces before going our separate ways. Was fucking intense, never done that with a girl before. Next day I asked her out for a drink, and she told me it would have to wait until after she gets back from doing research after break, then gave me her number.
fast forward to yesterday, I wished her luck on the research:
>"Oh thank you so much! I'm looking forward to hanging out when I get back!"

I even get a self-aggrandizement boost, to boot. The lecture hall is very dark and she normally sits a fair distance away, I always thought she was a bit homely looking, but once we walked outside together I looked at her and was genuinely shocked at how pretty she was once I could see her face.

Hoping this one doesn't turn out into a casual hookup deal, she seems like a catch.

also a girl told me I had muscular legs last night
nice la

Sorry that happened, but props to you for sticking to your guns. At least now, if some 9/10 thicc Latina milf approaches you, you can dick her down without feeling guilty.

Holy shit dude, I'm fucking hype for you. This is some high school innocent love shit. The money I would give to relive that. Hope it goes well for you man.

Whatever gets you off lol

>hey Veeky Forums, I'm a faggot
your parents must be siblings

>be me virgin
>make up imaginary chad stories about being 'mired by grills on Veeky Forums
>get lots of (you)s
>I get more (you)s than hypertrophied muscle fibers because all i do is shitpost and im lonely and depressed
we are all gonna make it brahs r-right?

wew lad

TL;DR Veeky Forums LARP about imaginary mires

>tfw no gf

Jokes on you OP. Tyrone was fucking your gf's brains out while you were slaving to pay the rent for both of you.

Imagine being so sad that you have to call even the most basic mires 'imaginary'

how is OPs story a 'basic' mire

That's low test as fuck

ive lifted for years and never gotten mired. mires only apply to good looking DYEL who were always good looking even before they started lifting. for somebody like me, who has always been ugly, lifting will never change my face. i will never get mired because i will always be unattractive

aye but he's got his beau back at home waiting for him, don't bother him none

>whooooaaaaaaa hold up WHOOOOOAAAA

OP's may not be basic, but most in the thread are pretty basic
So naturally the only course of action is to pretend every miring story is imaginary

kek

>tfw good looking and jacked

Mires are just a bonus, makes you feel good and interacting with girls easier. If your unattractive work on the things you can make attractive like your body.

That's complete bs I'm not good looking and finally after a few years of lifting I actually get a few looks from girls now

>be at birthday party
>walk in and immediately see the birthday girl
>26, thick Asian girl, and she stares at me for a sec
>jaw drops and she turns to my aunt and says "oh my god he's so handsome you didnt tell me he was coming "
>everyone keeps looking at me or complimenting me
>fast foward and we're drinking taking shots
>eventually birthday girl keeps sitting next to me and laughing at everything while throwing herself onto my lap
>every joke made she'll laugh and grab onto my arms and feel them up and down
>even going so far as to putting her ass in my face whenever she stood up
>end of the night she keeps asking me if I had fun and hugging me
>tell her of course and head home
>couldnt do anything because she is the family friend and everyone has been trying to pair us up so its awkward

Fucking family parties man.

>date Night with gf
>Look at what beers are available
>Catch glimpse of blonde hambeast staring att me
>Later My GF tells me the hambeast snapped a picture of me, shes sure bc of how she leaned and she heard the camera go off
>Later in bed gf cuddle Up and says 'mine'

Haircut and nice clothes go a Long way since im 6'2 with manboobs att 110kg

>Literally everyone is trying to get us to hook up
>Can't hook up because everyone wants it
Fucking what dude?

Proud of you brother. You would have felt like total shit after you did it.

Maybe he wants to smash and dash, and the families want them to date/eventually marry. Or maybe he doesn't want to do what he's "expected" to do.

I get a shit ton of mires when with my girlfriend, mostly because I'm 6'4 and she's been under the impression that I'm the funniest guy alive for the last 4 years.

>waiting at bus stop
>bus pulls up and we queue to get on
>glance onto bus and instantly notice some ridiculously hot alt girl sat at the front
>look at her but she's not looking at me
>show driver ticket and turn to walk up the bus
>she's staring right at me
>"d-damn..."
>sit down in seat
>she casually turns her head round and smile sat me
>spend the next 30 mins sat there while she continuously keeps turning round in her seat to look at me
>so fucking obvious that other people probably noticed her doing it
>spend the whole ride trying to think of a way to talk to her while on the bus
>pussy out and get off at my stop
>instantly think of multiple ways I could have said something and got her number
I'm both disappointed in myself and also mindblown that this is the calibre of female that seem to be interested in me now. I've gotten checked out a lot more in the few years but she was something else man.

Pic related: she had a similar but better face and looked a bit less degenerate,

>waits for people to look at him before throatfucking them
Never gonna make it

Nice my man, nice.

This thread is ass

Not him but girls do love emojis

how to be funny pls

That's her job retard.

Thx for kek

Think about the fact that if you had smashed, you'd be no better than your dumb roastie ex

Fucking good for you OP.

Staying with a girl that cheated on you would be the main fuck up of this story, with that out of the way this would be an epic (Completely made up) story about how an Irish girl mired you so hard she dragged you to bed.

Just be yourself lol

Man, let me put it like this.

My wife loved and married me when I was fat as fuck. Why would I want to ruin that now that I'm more muscular and 40 lbs lighter? For some bitch that wouldn't have given me the time of day when I was overweight?

Nah man, my wife deserves me how I am now more than any other chick. Good job on the self control.

You should smash your ant instead.

Fuck I popped a boner halfway but it was gone at the end.. bit of an anti-climax there but you did the right thing user, I think..

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lmao. I get into character and put on accents for golden occasions like these