5 inches and she's hot as fuck lads, will she accept me?

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Ladyboys are pretty good. Had some fun with one a week ago. She was closer to 7 inches though.

I'm just gonna assume we're talking about your peenor here. you're a fucking idiot if you think she's gonna reject you once you drop your pants. provided you don't have a legit microdick. 5 inches isn't huge but it's not micro either so just shut the fuck up, grow a pair of balls, and remember to pull that bitch's hair.

But if I don't satisfy her won't she eventually leave me?

Christ you're a fucking permavirgin. I'm like a solid 5-5.5 and have seriously never had a single issue with any woman I've been with. they've even climaxed just from sex. it really is the motion of the ocean. now go get 'em you utter faggot.

Just eat ass gayboi

5 inches is ok m8 although 6.3 inches is the ideal length.

Cheers user, Ive been with girls before on short term things and haven't had problems but have never been in anything potentially long term until now.

Just kind of sucks knowing that for all the lifting and dieting we do, you'll never have the satisfaction of whipping out an 8inch rod and seeing her awestruck reaction to it

I'm 7x6 and have had quite a few girls say it was too big. Couple of the smaller girls had to stop. Probably doesn't help that I fuck like a jack rabbit but honestly I can't see many women complaining about a 5 inch dick unless they're a slapper

Problem is girls have a warped view of dick sizes. In their head porn dick is standard and anything less is small that they're tolerating.

I know because I live with 4 girls in my uni house and we watched some reality show where the guys measured sculptures of their dicks (its shit I know) and then the girls started stating what is normal dick length and they were way off gesturing mandingo size as standard

no problem m8. you're gonna slay them. also one of the girls I've been with was with a guy before me, whom she nicknamed Donkey Dick for obvious reasons. she hated that shit and she wasn't even all that tight. not all women want the OG Mudbone dick

look into jelqing...dont break your benis though

Jesus, that attitude is much more likely to drive her away than mediocre sex.

If you know what you're doing being "only" 5 inches shouldn't impede you. Perfectly respectable boyfriend penis. The bigger ones are better for every once in a while.

Does nothing for the erect penis though, just how you look when flacid

Can confirm. There was a hot perfect faced Stacey I was chasing. She quickly found out I wasn’t packing what all other stallions she was banging and she made fun of me for it. Never ended up getting inside of her and I’ve developed severe body dysmorphia because of it. I’m 7.5 inches but the guys she would only tolerate were 8 inches and above

>they’ve even climaxed just from sex
As opposed to what

Shes had much bigger

She wanted to examine my hands, and when she found out I had little girl hands she immediately thought I had a small dick and wanted no part of me

This is a bad feel, but it's one that 99% of the posters on Veeky Forums will feel, so take solace in that?

I tried this when I was younger, I think I added half an inch, could just have been my imagination or delusional measuring though. Don't break your dick.

writing shitposts about how black men are perfect

>she hated that shit
you're a retard dude, obviously not women are like this but when girls complain about their exes being heavy-handed or having "too big of a dick" they shit-testing you

nice bait

>obviously not women are like this
point invalid

Not bait. It actually happened. She was a short blonde with big boobs and a perfect face.

how many times did they fuck?

I mean they dated for a while so I assume a lot.

>when girls complain about their exes being heavy-handed or having "too big of a dick" they shit-testing you
how are you supposed to respond to it? if they had any respect for you they wouldn't bring that up in the first place.