Ex broke up with me after dating for a year last month

>Ex broke up with me after dating for a year last month
>Something about us 'Not being compatible', aka code speak for she's fucking chad behind my back
>I'm fucking pissed
>Devise a perfect plan to make her jealous and get her back
>Live in LA, gym is full of twinks and other fags
>I'm a pretty big guy so they're easy to pick up
>Take them home, make them wear girl clothes and fuck them silly
>Take a picture every time when their dick is out of the shot and send it to my ex
>She thinks I'm fucking 2 different girls every week
>This continues for about a month, until she approaches me, and asks if we want to get back together
>Tell her to fuck off and go back to being a whore

I'm not even gay but I think I've devised the world's best revenge method.

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0/10 terrible bait

read this.

Couldn't you have gotten the twinks to do that without actually having sex with them?

going through all the trouble and not fucking them? are you gay or something?

Liberals. Not. Even. Once.

he is alpha as fuck though, really fucked his wifes head up.

Lol worthless ungrateful roastie btfo

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Those poor kids didn't need to know any of that.

good post

obviously a troll post retard

d e v i l i s h

ah, the nuclear route. i'd do the same if my so called 'wife' proposed an '''open relationship'''.

>not posting the pics

wtf is wrong with you?

my old gf, after dating for almost a year wanted us to start going to swingers clubs.. she had been to them before we met but I had never gone. I knew as soon as she asked that she was probably already fucking someone else behind my back and that I just wasnt enough for her.
I dumped her 2 days later.

Here's one, I didn't send this one to my ex though, one of the twinks ended up getting to connected to I ended up cucking him. Funny as hell.

what the hell

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HAHAHAHAHHA no, I refuse to believe it

it can't be true

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What the shit xD xD xD

You put his... she'll know now your fucking boi pussy

read again

THIS FUCKIN THREAD !!!!!!!

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moar
also pic of roastie

Holy fuck

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Gotcha now

what dating site do you use?

Put me in the screencap senpai

This cant be real

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This is a good thread

Can I go to this board once while eating my food??????

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big guy shouldn’t mean fat fuck

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put me in the screencap

What the fuck

>make her jealous and get her back
That's not how it works, you retard.

>See Kevin Spacey in the thumbnail
>thinking shit isn’t about to get weird in this thread

Plebs

>HIS
>HIS
>HIS
>HIS
>HIS

THIS IS BAIT

Senpai you can't do that

WOMEN BTFO

He sent it to a twink that got attached not his ex gf

>THIS THREAD

Post more

>0 results on google
I still refuse to believe.

>reading comprehension

It might be time for us to realize a Veeky Forumsizen fucked dudes to get back at his slut gf.

Oh its real all right

ok, i just gotta ask, how do you pick up those twinks?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

where do i get twinks?

I also refuse to believe OP's story. You're just a gay dude that fucks dudes. There are hundreds of gay dudes that fuck twinks on this board, it's probably the gayest board.

Congrats on your boy pussy though.

Bottoms and Trans are so fucking easy

what sites nigga.

its not gay as long as you shout no homo frequently during the intercourse.

You're a fucking genius user, never let anyone tell you otherwise

ARE WE IGNORING THE MOST SIMPLE FACT HERE?!?!?!

REDDIT GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You're a nasty dude bro.

one day I may

Yeah, hell no. He only wanted a jealous wife, not jealous kids

kek...screencap

you're fucking gay bro

how is it gay to get revenge on your ex?

no it's
>you're fucking gays, bro

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Post ex.

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mate

Are you really claiming there aren't enough petty, obsessive weirdos here that it's impossible for one of them to get it into his head to do this?

I think he's claiming that nobody here's ever gonna get laid

Dating a girl for a year and then all of a sudden going full homo "to make an ex jealous" is pretty unbelievable to me, even for Veeky Forums standards.

You glorious fucker

op never said he homo tho

user...

Nothing gay about fucking other men in the ass for revenge

My sides.

heh why would you lie about being a fag ?

lmao breh, put me in the cap pls

Someone screencap this shit

you some kind of faggot or somethin

uhhhhhhh

This is dangerous dude, no sane man should be putting his dick in AIDs

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user, I...

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screencap pls

All it take is one, user. I'm not saying it necessarily happened, but dismissing the whole thing out of hand because "No that's just too crazy" is wishful thinking. People have done far stranger shit for far dumber reasons

put me in the screencap

shout out to mom and my cat

Fucking Veeky Forums

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kek

aaaaaaaand here we go again

do not change Veeky Forums this was a good laf

To all the future browsers of Veeky Forums
Do not be mistaken. This is really the state of a board that is dedicated to lifting weights and doing sports. You see why we are in our current state?