Forgot to bring my photo ID for my penis inspection

>Forgot to bring my photo ID for my penis inspection
>Get interrogated by gym braphog

>at the strip club
>get a lapdance
>dont get hard
>mfw

Honestly, what’s the point of this thread?

sauce of full video plox? its for a homework

What country are you from?

Not OP but every civilized country just had penis inspection day. It's a pretty big deal.

Degenerate whores selling their used up bodies to afford their cocaine shouldn't fill you with arousal

Honestly, what's the point of this life?

im gonna need a source RIGHT FUCKING NOW

It's from my date with your mum last night

this made me extremely horny and it'd be rude for you not to share the sauce OP

It's okay. You're probably just gay, welcome to Veeky Forums.

shouldn't it?

I'm not a faggot

Doesn't mean you're not gay.

I'm probably just low test

Or you broke your boner from fapping to porn from a young age like most men.

This is a sfw board fuck off with your porn shit you fucking cuck. Besides stop making these fucking autistic cancer threads that have nothing to do with fitness. It is fucking retards like you that are ruining this board.

That’s like asking what the point of life is you artistic fuck

>littterakky me
How to fix?

Lmao, same.

>tfw gym instituted a no singles policy
>qt girl at front desk is the designated giggler for this week
>try to make a suave comment to pass through unnoticed
>"ummm...you can't go in there without a girl on your arm sweetie" *giggles*
>turn around to suave ask if she'll come with me then, but trip on my cape and spill my avocados
>giggler starts laughing
>ottermode PT comes and escorts me into the manlet pit for 2 months of hard but suave labor as punishment

gib sauce pls

you'll find the exact same quote in 100% of gay men

Fuck mods, I hope they die

stop watching porn

How do you guys manage this, I've tugged it 1-3x per day for over 13 years now to the absolute most degenerate tier pornography at this point and I have no issues keeping it full mast for even the most boring vanilla sex.

It may help that what I fap to is so degenerate that it's not even really sex so actual sex is still exciting.

giv suave meme

blue board

God, I want that to be me.

literally just have some fucking self control

Can't believe there is still no sauce, I know it's Alexis Texas but damn what video? Need a lead here

define "degenerate-tier"

thanks doc

Alexis Texas I think

Not the person that you are replying to, but what made me to try no fap was masturbating to a pregnant woman getting fucked by a dog.

Those images left some kind of bitter after taste.