ITT: things your cuck muscles cannot get you

Imagine being such an insecure faggot, the next Elliot Rodgers coming through

BMWs will always be the luxury car for the man who knows nothing about cars.

It's like buying a Hummer H2, anyone with basic car knowledge knows to avoid them.

what about audi? they've replaced bmws around here as most popular luxury car

why are you showing off cheap watches?

t. Only knows Rolex

S-shut up.

This.
BMW puts tons of plastic covers over the engine bay because they don't trust their own customers to change their oil.

BMW drivers have started flocking to Audi so expect to see their reputation go down in a few years.

Just showing the badge isn't telling much
The steering wheel looks like it's from an older model
I'm guessing a cayenne, which aren't expensive (20k)
Maybe it's a boxer which can be bought for 10k

Hah I was going to suggest it was a Coxster because it's the cheapest model.

Is lamboland closer then we thought?

> implying I can’t just beat up a rich guy and take his watch and keys
Power is everything

>2 shitter watches
>LOOK AT MY CAR TOO

hi elliot

>things your cuck muscles cannot get you
a bf

Bulova is mall watch shit and that Rolex homage is a shit watch. Both them are sub $500 trash.

>blingy nouveau riche wrist rock with a shitty BMW

no thanks white jamal

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>not even patek or ap

lol

>white Jamal
Chad?

Chad isn't poor or retarded. Chad also has some style and wouldn't be caught dead with only a $500 chunk of shit on his wrist.

>Tissell
Good taste my nigga. Should have asked for it without the cyclops though.

If you are going to get a watch that is a rolex knock off at least get something legit like a Seiko not just some blatant garbage knock off.

>Good taste
>low quality shit copy of a Rolex

You can be poor and still have style op, you don't have to buy some wish I was ballin watch, get something realistic so you don't look like such a poorfag try hard.

i won't make fun of your taste...

diggin' the green

boy i'm in college i can't be out here dropping 6k on a sub (much as I might want to)

>driving in 2017

you don't need a $5k watch, just something that isnt shit

Jesus Christ man, if you're only going to spend $500 on a watch at least get something that doesn't make you look like a 13yr old who wears axe body spray.

Go take that back to the mall and get yourself a well made quartz movement Shinola or something for the same price.

Nice automatic 4 cylinder open diff bimmer faggot

What faggot takes pics like this?

If you waste your money on a fucking watch your an idiot, there are way better things you can spend 800+ on than a watch.

>cheap car
>cheap watch
You can't put price on your body. You have to make it by yourself and that's why all dyels are buttmad when they see someone with better body.

so what's the diff between something like an SKX007 and the watch you're criticizing?

hey man some of us dig mechanical timekeeping

diamonds (or crystal in this case) in watches are very feminine

Squale is worse, at least the tisell knows it's a fake and acts like it.

>check engine light

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OP isn't mechanical.

Cute watches

hey nong man, Squale was making dive watches before Rolex introduced the Submariner. Granted, they probably weren't sub homages, but they've gotta have some cred for predating "the" dive watch.

nice taste

>Wasting money on expensive things when you could be investing it so you have a nice nest egg and can retire at 50

You'll never make it user

I would agree if it was one of their original designs but that is a straight up copy. It also looks like it's from modern squale which is a completely different to the original squale

Lmao wristlets BTFO, great post OP!

pic. i take solace in the fact that the big boys have never made a brown Sub, but the design is pretty much a carbon copy. fair point on modern Squale as well. If I had the cash, I'd buy from Rolex but it'd pretty much bankrupt me right now

So what are the sources to acquire knowledge about cars and watches?

can't speak for cars, but I'd say /r/watches is probably the most accessible gateway to watches. lurk there for a while, see something you like, learn about it, look for other watches with similar characteristics based on what you learned. watchuseek is another big forum, but I think it's less accessible just based on layout.

Nothing wrong with axe body spray at all. Stops you from smelling like some vile pajeet. Just because the scents are used by different generations doesn’t exclusively mean it’s just for prepubescent boys. The fuckin dogmatic thinking of this board.......

I’ve bagged way more pussy than you ever will and trust me no chick has ever complained about me wearing axe body spray you fucking moron.

Is this pasta? Nobody wants to smell you in the gym good or bad and I bet you've never seen a vagina outside your immediate family

man, a shiny Casio will do the job if you're not a disgusting dyel

every single one of these watches is tasteless overcompensating nu-male garbage. Of course you all have pale, scrawny, nearly hairless forearms to go with your jewelry.

This all the watches besides are fucking tasteless garbage.

If you’re a poorfag at the the very least get a Seiko 5.

taste?

Im looking for a watch that is expensive but does not look good. Should I buy a bulova or a fake roley roley roley

Your post just reminded me of this video
youtube.com/watch?v=a0EuO-8onl8

mah nugats.
OP and the rest of you tasteless faglords with your shit watches please kys.

>Unironically wearing a watch
>Unironically driving a BMW

bahahahha. guessing from the wheel and the rest that can be seen this car is at least 10 years old. what did that cost you? 5k EUR? I make double that in a single month you tryhard useless piece of shit.

Veeky Forums is so fucking insecure lmao

vurgun

>tfw just spent 1k on a service

>materialism

sweet speedy dude goes nicely with that shirt

>he doesn't know that BMW's are low-class
Confirmed for being new-money

this is the chad-watch

>cheap
>reliable
>need a hammer to break it
>always on time
>doenst mind scratches
>if it breaks just buy another
>sold in the millions

vs

the virgin time-teller

>costs more than a phone
>over complicated mechanism
>only pretentious "i have money and i want you to know it" faggots buy it
>flimsy, gets scratched easily
>needs a watchmaker to repair
>gets robbed by niggers

an old bmw and a shit watch?

whoa there little buddy, take a deep breath

terrorist watch

best post so far
>1k on a service
>alfa
checks out

The knowledge of how easily I could beat you to a pulp and just take these things from you made me realize the futility of materialism.

its 1k on the omega service you retard

>beat him up
>take his watch
>he files charges and takes your house for pain and suffering
>you go to jail and become jamal's (((spotter)))
bravo brainlet

fuck up cunt

He can't file charges when he's been returned to samsara.

You are cool

wtf is wrong with watchfags

so obnoxious

Chad is old money, Jamal is new money

Fag, you just don't understand: my muscles and fitness ARE my luxury items.

I literally could go buy your shitty car in cash right now, I just have no desire to. Your luxuries are meaningless to me.

any watch other than a custom built one looks like total chinese garbage
enjoy looking like complete fucking faggots
nice fake diamonds princess

>Veeky Forums - watches and other accessories

>the unconditional love of a beautiful woman

Delet

A hand as bony and weak as yours

I drive a 04 Volvo v70 and I'm only 18 bought it myself you cuck

I don’t need love anymore
*tips fedora*
Nah but in all seriousness I just stopped caring about getting a gf or wife

I have an Omega SeaMaster Goodplanet, pic related and recently I sold a IWC Portugieser. Add to that money enough to buy anything short of italian exotics in cash, today, right now.

And guess what?? I dont care for it, I enjoy my 4banger jap econobox because its deadreliable and somewhat comfy. I love my watches because I appreciate the engineering and quality gone into them. I never flash them I never tell anyone about them unless asked to.

I prefer a modest life, and realized a long time ago that flashy shit doesn't bring you happiness.

Also,
>preferred indifferences

ayyy I have this exact watch

Where are your legs, dyel

Outta the way poorfags.

>bulova with fake diamonds
>BMW

These are for people who have a tiny bit more money than a complete bum on minimum wage.
If you were genuinely wealthy you'd be driving a Jaguar or a Lotus and your watch would be Jaeger LeCoultre.

This. Noobs itt

>not even 5 stars

> chad has style
No