What would the world be like had the Ottoman Empire never fell?

What would the world be like had the Ottoman Empire never fell?

Would they still be kidnapping European women and auctioning them off to the highest bidder?

Did they like ladyboys much like the Persians did?

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>What would the world be like had the Ottoman Empire never fell?
It would be a clusterfuck of ethnic violence
>Would they still be kidnapping European women and auctioning them off to the highest bidder?
That stopped in the 1830’s
>Did they like ladyboys much like the Persians did?
Certainly

>you'll never fuck a ladyboy in 1980s baghdad after buying coke off an old greek muslim from crete while hanging out spoiled sons of turkish oil magnates
>you'll never party in jaffa with albanian hookers and have to report to the druze police chief in the morning to avoid paying your jay-walking fine
>you'll never fuck an armenian whore in western anatolia
>you'll never visit a majority christian city in anatolia
why live bros?

Goddamn no more Circassian qt's to buy. It's not fair.

If I were a mtf who passes well would I be at risk of being taken into Ottoman slavery?

>passes well
No such thing.

> you clearly never leave the house
Of course there is, if there weren't then shemale porn wouldn't be commonly looked up, there wouldn't be those asking if traps are gay, and there most certainly wouldn't be those who find trannies attractive.

damn forgot to add that
>tfw you'll never befriend some rich kurds studying at boarding school in beirut and as a birthday present they buy you a circassion qt at a slave auction but you have to sell her off when you end your trip because if you leave the ottoman borders you'll get arrested for international trafficking.

>gays
>memes
>more gays
Wow I guess you really do look like a woman and not a freak in a dress.

The Ottoman Empire was so comfy.

You seem hostile.

And you should commit suicide like the rest of your mentally disturbed brethren.

There was nothing hostile about that other poster's truth bombs. Way to out yourself as a hon Gerald

>namefagging tranny
Yes suicide is definitely recommended.

Really now?

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>one picture at an angle

>This is a safe space
Not such thing, now go back to hell:

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>that jaw
>passing

avatar fagging is against the rules faggot

Her jawline looks fine to me. Please see and answer the question presented to you in this post above: > Do you often judge women by their appearance?

He's not avatar fagging. It's like you have never heard of a reaction image before. You should go back to /r/the_donald.

You can't get rid of that manly body shape. The best they can hope for is to have a fridge body

You are lashing out in anger again. Eventually this is one habit that you will have to break if you hope to lead a more productive life.

Judging women by their appearance again, I see. I am getting the impression that a woman hurt you at one period in your life.

>name fag
>using the same person for all their "reactions"
>not avatarfagging
Nice try.

>women

2 images doesn't mean their are avatarfagging. You are clearly new here.

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>their are

>Do you often judge women by their appearance?
Yes, and those who say they don't are lying

Bitch we're on a fucking imageboard everything gets judged by appearance here, you stupid fucking tranny. Now fuck off back to your containment board, you obviously don't pass and therefore do not have a fuckable boipucci.

Those shoulders are hardly proving your point.

lmao tranny getting purged

>Again
>Implying
This is not a 'safe space', i was merely correcting your statement; if you want an echo chamber i invite you to return to with the rest of your ill 'friends'

Those pictures clearly have women in them. What is it that you see?

I see. Can you tell me why that is?

You should really try not to judge a woman by her appearance, but this is only a minor issue that I am detecting from you.

You are resulting to assumptions again. I am not nor I am transgender. I am perfectly content with my assigned gender at birth. I see that we are going to have to work on your spontaneous bursts of anger. This could be a real problem later on.

Delusions of grandeur, this is a troubling sign indeed.

We cannot get anywhere unless you are willing to cooperate and cease with the assumptions. However, I can see now that this maybe something that you may be unable to control. You often times see someone such as myself, a graduate of Harvard's psychology program, and your immediately reaction is to group me into one that you often vilify as a means of keeping those who you feel are a threat to your worldview. I am obligated by my organization to keep trying to reach out to you, but I may have to file a report to my superiors.

>I see. Can you tell me why that is?
Biology. People who could make quick and accurate assessments of unknown people had a evolutionary advantage over those who couldn't. And usually the very first interaction 2 people have revolves around appearance. People are actually very good at judging others.

You should go back to were you came from, you freak. Your passive-aggressive, condescending speech may seem impressive to kiddies and Tumblerinas, but it does not work here.

>implying ethnic violence in Eastern Europe and Middle East is not a direct consequence if not the main catalyst of the fall of the Ottoman Empire

This doesn't have to be a safe space but it also doesn't have to be a space where hostility is encouraged. (Didn't say bigotry - even though it is, since I don't want to use the word because you're free to feel as you wish).

Why so butthurt though? Ottomans weren't, not until Europeans came in with their Victorian morals and judged them for fucking boys in hamams while smoking opium and listening to poetry recitals. We all know how becoming insecure or aware of sexuality turned out for them don't we...

I just got off the phone with my supervisors at the Tinychan Council of Euthanasia Applicants, a subsidiary of the Forced Euthanasia Lobby, and I am happy to report that you qualify for the Domestos treatment. I would like to remind you that Domestos is the only true cure for disorders such as, but not limited to, autism. Do not be fooled by imitation medication such as Tide Pods. However, Tide Pods remain a great indicator that someone may be autistic.

That is an excellent source of information, but is it factual? It is customary to support your arguments with academic sources or else it could be easy to misinterpret as being, what the lameman (pronounced as one word) call today as, "fake news".

>What would the world be like had the Ottoman Empire never fell?
it would fall